Your farewell email...?

[Fastra]

After a recent spate of redundancies in my office its started me preparing my own 'thanks and goodbye' email, but I'm not having much luck, just can't get past "I'd like to say the last 10 years have been a pleasure...." bit.



What would yours be?

[Xaero]

Mine went something like this:

Dear inmates,

I'm free!

Xaero.

[FourWheelDrift]

"fk you all and hope you all die of a horrible sexually transmitted disease"



Too soft?

[bitwrx]

I think this has been done recently. I'm not sure what you'd search for to find it though.

[MK4 Slowride]

Do you get on with everyone then?

How many of the people you work with do you think you'll keep in touch with should the worst happen?

A gril at my old work left and sent an email like this but she was universally despised so WTF? Not saying your the same buddy just that other people might not care in this selfish world we live in.

[parakitaMol.]

Xaero said:

Mine went something like this:

Dear inmates,

I'm free!

Xaero.

Oh my God that's hilarious. Thanks. I'll bookmark this.

[AndyAudi]

Sit on the scanner, send to all and let them kiss your ar5e goodbye

[Mattygooner]

Dear All,

For the last 2 years i have been wking in to the instant coffee.

You all have Hep C

Yours

Gordon.

[Jasandjules]

I'd like to say the last 10 years have been fun, but I'd be lying. Let's face it, we are all stuck here like caged animals in a zoo - that's why management offices have large windows to look out at us....

[PD9]

Mattygooner said:

Dear All,

For the last 2 years i have been wking in to the instant coffee.

You all have Hep C

Yours

Gordon.

Great!!

[funkyol]

Xaero said:

Mine went something like this:

Dear inmates,

I'm free!

Xaero.

Your name is Xaero?

How bizarre!

[stormin]

Dear everyone,

Thanks for letting me run the tea fund for the last 5 years.

Since I'm leaving I thought I should let you know I pi$$ed in the teapot every day for the past week, thats why I always drank coffee.

Enjoy your sick leave.



Bugger, I've caught something off mattygooner

Edited by stormin on Friday 13th March 13:45

[Mattt]

When you send it, make you you don't send to 'All Staff' - I hate those long soppy emails from people who I've got no idea who they are.

I do however like the farewell emails that were sent at about 4am after a few beers. Always a good idea.

[G'kar]

Thanks for all the fish.

[wargriff]

'And now, the end is near. And so I face the final curtain'

[deckster]

My last one read:

I'd like to say what a pleasure it's been working you, but we all know that would be a lie. You're a bunch of workshy layabouts and I despise you all, and if I meet a single one of you ever again it will be a billion years too soon.

(portions (c) E. Blackadder)

I was quite selective about who I sent it to though.

[jdw1234]

How about...

"Don't look so smug, the next wave are only getting statutory".

[AndyAudi]

jdw1234 said:

How about...

"Don't look so smug, the next wave are only getting statutory".

Edited by AndyAudi on Friday 13th March 13:53

[Adam B]

jdw1234 said:

How about...

"Don't look so smug, the next wave are only getting statutory".

oooo have another

[Rude-boy]

G'kar said:

Thanks for all the fish.

Thanks to having to answer the bloody phone you have stolen mine, stolen from Red Dwarf IIRC.