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shoestring7

Original Poster:

6,172 posts

268 months

andy400

11,154 posts

253 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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It's ok, I've already retired him by cunning and speedy use of the remote control.

colonel c

8,003 posts

261 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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I can't think of a witty reply, a witty reply I can't think of.

IforB

9,840 posts

251 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Where are the snipers when you need them? Won't retire? Well, there are ways around that, mostly involving C4 and other high explosives. Can anyone knit a semtex toupee?

Mattygooner

5,302 posts

226 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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Arthritis or dementia will get him soon.

Or Alzheimer's, "nice to see you to see you nice to see you to see you nice to see you to see you again, i am sure i have seen you before"..

Edited by Mattygooner on Wednesday 18th March 12:23

sa_20v

4,112 posts

253 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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BBC said:
"Thanks to legendary catchphrases, one or two glamorous assistants and an irrepressible energy to delight whatever audience he's put in front of, he is one of the few stars every generation of a British family will know and love."
Should read:

Government Propaganda Service said:
"Thanks to annoyingly unfunny catchphrases thought up by someone else, one or two easy looking tarts and an irrepressible energy to make you want to kill your first born child, he delights whatever lower class halfwit gaggle he's pushed in front of, he is one of the few F list stars every generation of broken benefit thieving families will know, love and no doubt want to rob."
Edited by sa_20v on Wednesday 18th March 12:37

jesta1865

3,453 posts

231 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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colonel c said:
I can't think of a witty reply, a witty reply I can't think of.
you sound like brucie and yoda's love child smile

Jasandjules

71,864 posts

251 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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He is quite impressively active though is he not?

MrMoonyMan

2,612 posts

233 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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colonel c said:
I can't think of a witty reply, a witty reply I can't think of.
Very good..

FarleyRusk

1,036 posts

233 months

Wednesday 18th March 2009
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I'm going to buck the trend and say I actually like the guy. getmecoat

He's an old ham of course and spots one of the most comical 'syrups' ever devised by a blind man, but overall he's fairly harmless and in my view has been mostly quite amusing smile That I said I don't actually watch any of the stuff he's currently involved in redface