Friday's Caption

[Mr Trophy]

Best of Luck!

[Stig]

Feed the pony...

[Smart roadster]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

If you just push the button here, the arms pop off.

[randomman]

He touched me here, lots -

Elisabeth Fritzel in court

[G'kar]

Just get it put back together before it starts going on about RS Fords again..

[funkyrobot]

I tried to apply pressure here but the bleeding wouldn't stop!!

Edited by funkyrobot on Friday 20th March 12:19

[Fetchez la vache]

ooh. This one's a screamer

[Cara Van Man]

"........Joseph Fritzl was pleased he had patented the 'Glass fronted dungeon'...."

[NiceCupOfTea]

"Complaints about privacy issues with Google Streetview continue to pour in"

[williamp]

"Two shopworkers dreee manequin in shop window"

never been too good at this sort of thing...

[M@T.R]

It's not rape... It's suprise sex!

[G'kar]

williamp said:

"Two shopworkers dreee manequin in shop window"

never been too good at this sort of thing...

You're right. However you dreee it up, that was rubbish.

[Jasandjules]

Confused girl tries to work out if she is straight, lesbian or bi-sexual...

[Gylen]

"Window display changed to promote -30% sale in Odilisk clothing shop"

[V8mate]

Protagonist's thought bubble:

"I'm not going to look at it. Just have a little feel. No-one's looking; no-one will notice. Oooh, it feels all smooth. It's lovely. Stop now. Stop! Move your hand carefully away. No. Just a little stroke more."

[maser_spyder]

High street shops offer new gimmicks in competition for trade.

[theshrew]

Smells like fish tastes like chicken.

You can have your turn in a min Mary.

[theshrew]

Dont you like what im doing, your not very wet.

[gobuddygo]

HELP I've have got my finger stuck.

[StevieBee]

Course: Lesbianism for Beginners

Module 1: Touching