Friday's Caption

[Mr Trophy]

Best of Luck!

[DamoLLb]

do you believe in miracles? I do!

[carmadgaz]

"There - Told you it isnt a myth"

[A1GOY]

Does this look like a 'Q' to you?

[Gylen]

"Ainsley Harriot stands on a sun lounger and opens his towel to show his cock to a blond girl who watches but doesn't look especially shocked/bothered"

[dirty boy]

"I couldn't find a cock ring big enough, so we'll have to use my boob tube ok?"

[thekirbyfake]

Does it look like a red tomato or a green pepper?

[Jgtv]

Ghandi was pissed at the photos of him on his holiday!

[sleep envy]

told you I could point without using my hands

Edited by sleep envy on Friday 27th March 12:22

[maser_spyder]

So whaddaya think of this big chopper love?

[SpydieNut]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

c'mon ainsley, it's not *that* cold today.

[Jgtv]

Look honey a sundial!

[Gylen]

Ok - in true PH style, I will take this seriously and attempt to shoehorn a woefully st joke into my caption.

"You want to see my clock?
That's your cock, Ainsley.
Yes, but it will be a clock when you put two hands and a face on it"

Apologies for lack of right-wing frothing but it should do...

[fathomfive]

oi oi saveloy!

[SXi Lad]

The loungers dont come free you know......SURPRISE!!

[J-Skid]

"After a successful career in TV, Ainsley has it difficult to adjust to life out of the public eye and is forced to flash holiday makers to get their attention."

Edited by J-Skid on Friday 27th March 12:43

[asbo]

thekirbyfake said:

Does it look like a red tomato or a green pepper?

Like it

[ben_reza]

Lets see you work that Percy Pepper...

[motco]

"...then the shark got closer, and then..."


"Sorry love"

[b4rk3r]

She's way too hot for him...