Mmmmmm.....yum

[normalbloke]

Brown toast,lightly buttered,smoked salmon,dill sauce.

Job done.

Thanks for listening.

[Heathwood]

Bl00dy hell, are you really that lonely?

[Curry Burns]

You have complicated a simple food, just chuck some butter on a lovely bit of warburtons toastie with a bit of salt and pepper.

[Kinky]

Stupid pointless bandwidth-wasting thread locking. My favourite