Pretty Blonde - X reg Reflex Purple Tuscan - Thaxted
Pretty Blonde - X reg Reflex Purple Tuscan - Thaxted
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Good Soil (Pete)

Original Poster:

543 posts

289 months

Thursday 25th May 2006
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There I was cutting through the villages and the first thing I spot is an old Porsche conv. with a lady driver.....EXCELLENT tinks me! nice to see a lady sportscar driver.......then two seconds later a lovely Reflex Purple Tuscan comes round the corner driven by a very pretty blonde lady.......THERE IS A GOD! :-)
Shame I was in the Ford Focus and not the chimaera!

shapeshifter

1,181 posts

250 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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[quote=Good Soil (Pete)]There I was cutting through the villages and the first thing I spot is an old Porsche conv. with a lady driver.....EXCELLENT tinks me! nice to see a lady sportscar driver.......then two seconds later a lovely Reflex Purple Tuscan comes round the corner driven by a very pretty blonde lady.......THERE IS A GOD! :-)
Shame I was in the Ford Focus and not the chimaera![/quote]

Can the average women actually handle the power of a Tuscan, and before I get slated can I just state the following piece of evidence indicating they cant. I WAS STOCK CAR RACING LAST WEEK AND TWO WOMEN WERE ALSO ON THE TRACK, THEY WERE RUBBISH, IT WAS LIKE SEEING TWO OLD GRANNIES MANOVERING SHOPPING TROLLYS, THEY ENDED UP ACTUALLY CRASHING INTO EACH OTHER! THEY MADE THE TRACK VERY DANGEROUS FOR US GUYS.

optimal noise

544 posts

247 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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Not saying that girls cant drive but your average woman driver (note i said average) would find it difficult to handle a Tuscan, im sure most of us on here have had many hair raising moments where a small peice of excrement has left are souls in to are underwear and i really cant see the opposite sex handling a situation like that.

I thought it would be fun to let the misses go round the block in the Tusc, pulled of like a kangaroo went round the first bend and i had to say sorry love your gonna have to pull over. She is a good driver with full no claims bonus but no claims v's 380 bhp you no who's gonna win.

Sorry to all lady Tuscan drivers - it just means your way above average.

FUBAR

17,065 posts

266 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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Oh dear



optimal noise

544 posts

247 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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cossie.

7,977 posts

277 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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My goodness, it smells of testosterone in here. I'll come back later when the air has cleared, hopefully!

Mainlysideways

72 posts

245 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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Quick lads, run for the hills...

FUBAR

17,065 posts

266 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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Mainlysideways said:
Quick lads, run for the hills...


Actually, I think I'll wait around for cossie to return

optimal noise

544 posts

247 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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Ill email Ted and ask for a dating forum.

hollowlegs

5,910 posts

244 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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in aberdeen there is (what seems to be from a distance) a quite atractive woman driving around in a charcoal/rainbowy coloured tuscan, the few times i have spotted it she has been faily letting rip!

shapeshifter

1,181 posts

250 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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optimal noise said:
Not saying that girls cant drive but your average woman driver (note i said average) would find it difficult to handle a Tuscan, im sure most of us on here have had many hair raising moments where a small peice of excrement has left are souls in to are underwear and i really cant see the opposite sex handling a situation like that.

I thought it would be fun to let the misses go round the block in the Tusc, pulled of like a kangaroo went round the first bend and i had to say sorry love your gonna have to pull over. She is a good driver with full no claims bonus but no claims v's 380 bhp you no who's gonna win.

Sorry to all lady Tuscan drivers - it just means your way above average.



I let my misses drive the Tuscan, same as you round the block, and my gear box seemed to be full of neutrals, it was truely terrfiying. She has been driving for 17 years and on paper has a better track record than I however, thankfully she surrended the wheel to me when the traffic built up too much behind us - she has never driven it since thank heavens.

shapeshifter

1,181 posts

250 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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hollowlegs said:
in aberdeen there is (what seems to be from a distance) a quite atractive woman driving around in a charcoal/rainbowy coloured tuscan, the few times i have spotted it she has been faily letting rip!


Its a bloke with a wig surely, if you pulled up beside her and wound the window down she would porbably say "IM A LADY"

optimal noise

544 posts

247 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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shapeshifter said:
hollowlegs said:
in aberdeen there is (what seems to be from a distance) a quite atractive woman driving around in a charcoal/rainbowy coloured tuscan, the few times i have spotted it she has been faily letting rip!


Its a bloke with a wig surely, if you pulled up beside her and wound the window down she would porbably say "IM A LADY"


"Yes i am a lady and i do ladys things..... have you seen my lady friend, shes driving round in the Sagaris.... CRUNCH. OOOHH you imberseal your gonna have to pay for that"

"But Emilly you said to drive round and do lady things"

FUBAR

17,065 posts

266 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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optimal noise said:
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"Yes i am a lady and i do ladys things..... have you seen my lady friend, shes driving round in the Sagaris.... CRUNCH. OOOHH you imberseal your gonna have to pay for that"

"But Emilly you said to drive round and do lady things"



Ooops, and now another opened.

Keep going chaps, Im just off to get the




(This thread definately needs moving to Gen TVR for a wider audience )

>> Edited by FUBAR on Friday 26th May 13:19

Gaffer

7,156 posts

305 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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Pants....

I drove the Carbon Tuscan the other day and it was great.

Nowt to driving Tuscans, they are pussy cats really.

Claire

Big_M

5,602 posts

291 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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Oh dear. A lot of testosterone in this thread.

Personally I was a bit wary of driving our Griffith - especially as Mr Big tends to get the back end out quite a bit. Then I tried it and it wasn't really that difficult - and you don't have to drive it so the back end slides on every roundabout. And yes I have had some scary moments (but don't tell anyone)

Personally, being a lady of matureish years, I can remember when cars were not as sophsticated as they are now. Clutches were not as forgiving and you had to get the revs just at the right level at the point of biting. Maybe a lot of younger women have only driven modern cars which are a lot easier to drive and that is why some have problems.

But I do think a lot of it is male hype. Thankfully now we have the Tuscan, I get to drive the Griffith more than my OH - and believe me it is a lot easier to drive when he is not in the passenger seat.



Lensey

2,526 posts

311 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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The woman in question lives just outside Thaxted, you can see her in Waitrose car park in Saffron Walden most Saturdays getting her shopping. She has had the car from new and drives it everday. The last time I saw her she was on the phone in the car park and a woman asked her if she could take her picture, total respect to her!

FUBAR

17,065 posts

266 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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Uh oh, the full PH lady massive are on the case now. Watch the Testosterone Twins run for cover

My head is spinning, like a whirlwind etc........

mrs triple s

2,821 posts

255 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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Oh no here we go again - Stereotypical women driver comments


I used to drive the Tuscan when we had one.
I now drive the Sagaris and I drive my Lotus everyday.

I even know how to put petrol in them and NEVER do my make up when I'm driving.

Not bad for a blonde Essex girl eh

cossie.

7,977 posts

277 months

Friday 26th May 2006
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FUBAR said:
. Watch the Testosterone Twins run for cover


"Testosterone Twins"

I'm quaking in my boots just thinking about getting in Big Al's driving seat and having a go...

Is a Tuscan *really* that difficult to handle?!

No, I don't think so either!