Shapeshifter spotted on A22 this morning?

[trevorw]

Light green/blue Tuscan MKII going slow in the traffic just past Kenley Station. Was it Mr Shapeshifter? You woke me up, I'd been sitting in traffic for an hour from Caterham Bypass and heard a rumble in my right ear !

[FUBAR]

Did it have some geezer driving who was shouting derogatory driving comments at the passing female form? If so, it was our man

[trevorw]

FUBAR said:

Did it have some geezer driving who was shouting derogatory driving comments at the passing female form? If so, it was our man

He's your man? how queer!

Edited by trevorw on Thursday 25th January 19:57

[shapeshifter]

That was Shapey, I was sitting on the Caterham bypass for almost two hours however, my frustrations were slightly eased when a beautiful silver cerb rumbled passed on the opposite side of the road but better still a young lady driving a Seat Leon was next to me in the traffic, she asked me to wind the window down and commented on how good my car looked - clearly she wanted me.

[seasider]

trevorw said:

FUBAR said:

Did it have some geezer driving who was shouting derogatory driving comments at the passing female form? If so, it was our man

He's your man? how queer!

Wota

[trevorw]

seasider said:

trevorw said:

FUBAR said:

Did it have some geezer driving who was shouting derogatory driving comments at the passing female form? If so, it was our man

He's your man? how queer!

Wota

Your not wrong!

[trevorw]

shapeshifter said:

That was Shapey, I was sitting on the Caterham bypass for almost two hours however, my frustrations were slightly eased when a beautiful silver cerb rumbled passed on the opposite side of the road but better still a young lady driving a Seat Leon was next to me in the traffic, she asked me to wind the window down and commented on how good my car looked - clearly she wanted me.

Clearly, but why was slvrcerb driving the Leon and not the Cerb It must of been the hair that confused you.

[Wildfire]

shapeshifter said:

That was Shapey, I was sitting on the Caterham bypass for almost two hours however, my frustrations were slightly eased when a beautiful silver cerb rumbled passed on the opposite side of the road but better still a young lady driving a Seat Leon was next to me in the traffic, she asked me to wind the window down and commented on how good my car looked - clearly she wanted me.

Ah, that's no fair. I'm never spotted in Kenley or Cateham and I never get young ladies talking to me!! Mind you I'm usually going a bit too fast to talk! Saw you rumble past my parent's, in Kenley, the other day when I was upgrading the suspension on the Griffith. My brother says he sees you a lot near Kenley when he's out in his mini.

[trevorw]

Wildfire

Park your car up near Kenly Police station (preferably under the LED slow down sign) tomorrow night at approx 23:30

I gaurentee you'll get a spotted

[shapeshifter]

Wildfire said:

shapeshifter said:

That was Shapey, I was sitting on the Caterham bypass for almost two hours however, my frustrations were slightly eased when a beautiful silver cerb rumbled passed on the opposite side of the road but better still a young lady driving a Seat Leon was next to me in the traffic, she asked me to wind the window down and commented on how good my car looked - clearly she wanted me.

Ah, that's no fair. I'm never spotted in Kenley or Cateham and I never get young ladies talking to me!! Mind you I'm usually going a bit too fast to talk! Saw you rumble past my parent's, in Kenley, the other day when I was upgrading the suspension on the Griffith. My brother says he sees you a lot near Kenley when he's out in his mini.

I live in Kenley and often drive past your house on the way to the pub (only one drink tho), Wildfire if you would like to meet sometime I will share some of my pulling techniques with you - there bullet proof on the chicks.

[shapeshifter]

seasider said:

trevorw said:

FUBAR said:

Did it have some geezer driving who was shouting derogatory driving comments at the passing female form? If so, it was our man

He's your man? how queer!

Wota

Steady, its not my fault that poor woman in the Seat got all juicy - she's only human after all.

[Wildfire]

trevorw said:

Wildfire

Park your car up near Kenly Police station (preferably under the LED slow down sign) tomorrow night at approx 23:30

I gaurentee you'll get a spotted

I used to go to a band practice above the florist there when I was younger!

[Wildfire]

[quote=shapeshifter
I live in Kenley and often drive past your house on the way to the pub (only one drink tho), Wildfire if you would like to meet sometime I will share some of my pulling techniques with you - there bullet proof on the chicks.
[/quote]

No need on the moves, mate, live with the girlfriend. But meeting up would be good. I'll drop you and email.

[shapeshifter]

Wildfire said:

[quote=shapeshifter
I live in Kenley and often drive past your house on the way to the pub (only one drink tho), Wildfire if you would like to meet sometime I will share some of my pulling techniques with you - there bullet proof on the chicks.

No need on the moves, mate, live with the girlfriend. But meeting up would be good. I'll drop you and email.[/quote]

I often drive past your house and see you out there with the Griff or a Mini or four, next time I will stop and and have a look at your car.

[shapeshifter]

Wildfire said:

[quote=shapeshifter
I live in Kenley and often drive past your house on the way to the pub (only one drink tho), Wildfire if you would like to meet sometime I will share some of my pulling techniques with you - there bullet proof on the chicks.

No need on the moves, mate, live with the girlfriend. But meeting up would be good. I'll drop you and email.[/quote]

I often drive past your house and see you out there with the Griff or a Mini or four, next time I will stop and and have a look at your car.