What do elise owners...
Discussion
...look like?
Come on, lets see ya. Photos of you (with or without clothes
) should be posted here.
You need not post pictures of your actual self (although this would be preferred).
Failure to post a picture will result in Mr El 'Star posting pictures of what Mr El 'Star thinks you look like. And they wont be pretty. You have 24 hours.
Come on, lets see ya. Photos of you (with or without clothes
) should be posted here. You need not post pictures of your actual self (although this would be preferred).
Failure to post a picture will result in Mr El 'Star posting pictures of what Mr El 'Star thinks you look like. And they wont be pretty. You have 24 hours.
I know I am anyway! 
Right. You've had your opportunity. Here we go:
Mustard:
What do we know? Car salesman and Elan driver. Thats about it
so, i bet he looks a bit like:
"Swiss Mustard" "Selling cars is much like making love to a beautiful woman"
JimmyLad24:
I reckon he's a little cuttie...the type you'd take home to your mother (if you were a woman). Its something about the name..."James" So, i reckon he looks like a boy band member:
Here he is (in the red) with "one of the lads" in mid song. Singing about love to 13 year olds
here is his "bad boy style". Note the change in Hairstyle and additional glasses. I also like the "half on-half off" jacket. Very stylish
S Works:
We've seen what Mr Works looks like, but i just cant resist
He's a big lad:
#Show me that thong, th-thong thong thong#
In this picture (above) Mr S goes for round 2 in the ancient japanese sport of "anal pummeling"
"oooooow, get away you nasty, nasty man"
Alternatively, Mr Works MAY look like this:
Onslow! As you can see, he has adopted the post-coital position of glaring at his missus whilst thinking "how the 
did i shag that? 
"
Which one does S actually look like? Not sure. Cast your vote:
To vote pic A, text "Pic A" to 84188
To vote pic B, text "Pic B" to 84188
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That'll do for now. I need to hit the pub, plus finding the right pics is taking longer than expected
Hold tight every one, more are on the way
Mustard:
What do we know? Car salesman and Elan driver. Thats about it
so, i bet he looks a bit like:
"Swiss Mustard"
"Selling cars is much like making love to a beautiful woman" JimmyLad24:
I reckon he's a little cuttie...the type you'd take home to your mother (if you were a woman). Its something about the name..."James" So, i reckon he looks like a boy band member: Here he is (in the red) with "one of the lads" in mid song. Singing about love to 13 year olds
here is his "bad boy style". Note the change in Hairstyle and additional glasses. I also like the "half on-half off" jacket. Very stylish
S Works:
We've seen what Mr Works looks like, but i just cant resist
He's a big lad:
#Show me that thong, th-thong thong thong#
In this picture (above) Mr S goes for round 2 in the ancient japanese sport of "anal pummeling"
"oooooow, get away you nasty, nasty man"
Alternatively, Mr Works MAY look like this:
Onslow! As you can see, he has adopted the post-coital position of glaring at his missus whilst thinking "how the did i shag that? " Which one does S actually look like? Not sure. Cast your vote:
To vote pic A, text "Pic A" to 84188
To vote pic B, text "Pic B" to 84188
Calls cost 25p+usual text rate. Lines close at midnight
That'll do for now. I need to hit the pub, plus finding the right pics is taking longer than expected
Hold tight every one, more are on the way
Oh dragqueen you really are going to get a hobnailed boot square in the nuts when we eventually meet... probably shortly before I buy you a pint for having the audacity to post the above. 
Still I can sleep at night because we all really know that you think you look like this....
...but you actually look like this....
AAAAIIIIEEEEEE RUDE BOY!!!
Still I can sleep at night because we all really know that you think you look like this....
...but you actually look like this....
AAAAIIIIEEEEEE RUDE BOY!!!
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