An Ode to El 'Beast...

[dragstar]

There was once an elise called El 'Beast;
He turned out to be, quite a treat

But now the wheel bearing has gone;
The dealer's thinking "c'est Bon!"

While El 'Star drinks some more milk from a teet



Next verse, please maestro!

[robsrocket]

There was once an elise called El 'Beast;
He turned out to be, quite a treat

But now the wheel bearing has gone;
The dealer's thinking "c'est Bon!"

While El 'Star drinks some more milk from a teet

which actually turns our to be his boyfriends treat

[funkygamer]

Dragstar is an avid pistonhead,
His tyres have little tread,
His is certainly not a chav,
Though he is known to admire sat-nav,
He'll drive his Elise 'till he's dead.

(Can I get a reeeeewind, proper bo!)

edit - damn my spelling!

>> Edited by funkygamer on Wednesday 18th August 19:30

[aromat]

well bring it on round to my gaff,

I'll replace the one that is naff

It should cost 90 quid - as it always did,

but you'll get student discount for the laff.

[mister kevlar]

There once was a student named drag,
he was well known for being a slag,
he liked to dress in ladies clothes,
reason?-well nobody knows.

On one sunny day he smashed up his car,
we all said "were so so sorry el'star",
but little did we all know,
it was not true-it was all a show,
from then on his posts would get flamed,
but the el'star could not be shamed,
el'beast and el'star this was all for you,
as for your wheel bearing i dont have a clue.

[S Works]

He's a tw@t,
And that my friends...
Is That!

[mister kevlar]

[dragstar]

Bravo big-lads!

[dragstar]

aromat said:

well bring it on round to my gaff, I'll replace the one that is naff It should cost 90 quid - as it always did, but you'll get student discount for the laff.

Ahh, but Bruce your in Macc, your so Far;

The dealer will do it, and burn my arse

But do not despair;

We shall meet for some repairs

While i dribble over your brand spanking new car

[S Works]

I've been inspired...

Well dragstar he's oh so contrary,
But sometimes comes over all lairy.
If you taka de piss,
He'll come out with his fists.
But don't be scared, he's a 'toon-student fairy!



>> Edited by S Works on Thursday 19th August 10:40

[S Works]

And there's more...

S Works has a 'liz Gold & Black,
A "Type 79" it ain't whack.
Ladies love the Lotus (thats what they all say),
And come back to his to be shown the right way...
To give love to the lad in the sack!

Boom boom!!!!

[dragstar]

She was sexy, a bit of a fox;
Her hair- shiny golden locks

Mr Works tried to impress;
But couldnt fit into his dress

And she was left shocked at the size of his cock

[poptosis]

Many thought drag a looser
When he reversed onto his defuser.
And he can be a forum abusser
When he starts an April fool prank.

But when you read one of his posts
You realise who has fun the most.
In the morning he has stella and toast
And a luxury el beast w*nk.