How about a national "mad Sunday"

[shangani]

Imagine having a day like the Isle of Mann TT where the roads were closed to everyone except those with fast cars and a quest for speed.

No plodders, No caravans, No trucks, No police, No pedestrians. Then you'd really find some new favourite roads!

[cej]

I like the sound of that Sign me up

[minidiva]

Heaven.....

[Nick J]

Fancy running for Prime minister?

Youd get my vote

[shangani]

All right then - The newly formed "Mad Sunday Party" with a cabinet of 4 so far. We will be relentless (ok then we need piooly as well to supply the induction)....

[beachbum]

shangani said:

All right then - The newly formed "Mad Sunday Party" with a cabinet of 4 so far. We will be relentless (ok then we need piooly as well to supply the induction)....

You need AndrewM, to provide the examples of what they could get upto if you were voted in, too

[gooby]

Can I be "minister of Corners"?

[kevin ritson]

gooby said:

Can I be "minister of Corners"?

As long as I can be "Minister of Power"

[cheekymonkey]

I'm in....

I'll be "Deputy minister of roundabouts", twinpipe obviously heads up the role

[gooby]

Just1 is "Minister of Overtaking"

Moo...

[boggy]

Morning all,

I'd be up for that, I could give out the doughnut's ?

I'll get my Coat

Boggy

[beachbum]

Can I be minister of "all things to do with Car Law".

First order of business.
NSL = Anything you dman welll feel like

Second order of business
30mph means 30mph, not 20, or 40.

Third order of business
Shoot all morons, who have difficulty understanding the above

[hbaumhardt]

beachbum said:

30mph means 30mph, not 20, or 40.

** AGREE ** If we set reasonable speeds then posted speed = posted speed. No % allowance, if your speedo is ed up thats your problem so you make allowances or fix it (and add speedo calibration to the MOT).

I'm simply too lazy to run for office, but can make my mark to vote for the above.

[jcb156]

Can we introduce harsh penalties for the girl in the black beetle behind me this morning: applying makeup, in the rear view mirror, at speed, IN A TUNNEL..... Grrrr

J

[shangani]

The idea of a "mad Sunday" would be to clear the roads and turn the whole of the UK into a great big racetrack. No slow cars, no speed limits etc. Would be a great idea though.

[S Works]

Can I be responsible for gaffer-taping up the lenses of all Speed Camera's en route please?

Another suggestion for this day. Make some roads (you know, those very SPECIAL ones ) one-way only for the day. Knowing you can rag it round your favourite roads without meeting someone head on would be just heaven!

[gooby]

S Works said:

Can I be responsible for gaffer-taping up the lenses of all Speed Camera's en route please? Another suggestion for this day. Make some roads (you know, those very SPECIAL ones ) one-way only for the day. Knowing you can rag it round your favourite roads without meeting someone head on would be just heaven!

Gaffer tape - I thought you were far more creative than that.

If I run the country it would be sniper rifles, claymore mines, and the odd sherman tank to be efficient re deploy the odd apache. To be elected to office you will have to show a little more "gusto" with the gatso's.

Anyone else want to put forward thier policies for speed enforcement to the Mad Sunday Party.

The motion for one way special roads shall be adopted, it is a good policy and shall be implemented.

[beachbum]

I thought we were getting elected for the good of the general roud going public, but then instigating a "Mad Sunday" for the true petrol heads.

Another policy to push for is something, god forbid, that the Franch do already. Ban Lorries on Sundays, thats every Sunday ! ! !

Also we would need to have the GPS co-ordinates of the Factories that produce the Cameras. I'm sure the Yanks could be fooled into thinking they were Al Queida training camps and either B52'ing them, or sending in a Cruise missile or two. Hell they hit the Chines Embassy because of old maps, we could use the same trick/excuse

OK so I'm getting carried oway, but I am enjoying myself in the process

>> Edited by beachbum on Tuesday 8th November 20:15

[hbaumhardt]

Logans Run & Soylent Green enforcement on the unrestricted sections. If your spotted holding up traffic your life flag turns black and its automatic euthinasia, next stop supermarket shelves as breakfast saussage. Give it a year to clean out the dross and we'll all be lapping nicely and the price of protean will have gon down too.

[S Works]

gooby said:

S Works said: Can I be responsible for gaffer-taping up the lenses of all Speed Camera's en route please? Another suggestion for this day. Make some roads (you know, those very SPECIAL ones ) one-way only for the day. Knowing you can rag it round your favourite roads without meeting someone head on would be just heaven! Gaffer tape - I thought you were far more creative than that.

Well normally I'd have gone down the route of dousing rags in petrol, stuffing them inside an old tyre, hoisting that over the Scamera's neck like a noose and setting fire to the b'stard whilst sticking a chain round it and wrenching it out of the ground with a V8 Landy and dragging it off down the road blazing like an old stick. Better?

gooby said:

The motion for one way special roads shall be adopted, it is a good policy and shall be implemented.

Knew you'd like that one

>> Edited by S Works on Tuesday 8th November 23:17