Ironing

[gooby]

Whilst at the BoLOC's xmas doo on saturday we have pioneered a new form of extreem ironing. It is a team sport.

One person with a walkie talkie is up the road and lets the main team know when there is a chav driving towards us with a huge spoiler.
The next member of the team presses the button on the pedestrian crossing and stops the traffic.
The ironer then throws a shirt across the spoiler and commences ironing while any remaining members of the team take lots of photos and video.

There is the plan, anyone want to help? There are more than enough chavvy motors with park bench spoilers in the area. Rico- will you do the web site?

[shnozz]

we replicated Venom500s spoiler on my chimaera before with a similar note..

[minidiva]

This is the type of thing:


Do you think I should get a new exhaust for my exige - I think this looks quite subtle:


And now for the ultimate track car....



what a laugh....

[rixge]

SPOTTED, Its the new Europa, disguised and in testing at Silverstone

[shangani]

A good chuckle. Gooby - those exhaust pipes will make your car go faster. I wish I could come up with a witty retort for this whole thread!

[gooby]

Didnt Piooly kick this guys arse the other day?

It did quite well after 130 but until then it really held piooly up!

(on a track of course)

[shangani]

Be selective about challenging Supra's: I have a work colleague with one and he is usually not even a spec in my rear view mirror. Brimming with confidence after this, I tried to race one with all the bodykit mods etc - He disappeared down the road like he had been shot out of cannon. Later found out he was sporting 800bhp! Would not have had time to iron even a dishrag on his spoiler.

[gooby]

Piooly was in the twisty and tight roads. From what I heard it looked like racing a bus. Given a long straight and there was not a lot of hope. With the elise stick to what you know! The one time there is a good "fun" run, I miss it.

[fruitcake]

shangani said:

Be selective about challenging Supra's: I have a work colleague with one and he is usually not even a spec in my rear view mirror. Brimming with confidence after this, I tried to race one with all the bodykit mods etc - He disappeared down the road like he had been shot out of cannon. Later found out he was sporting 800bhp! Would not have had time to iron even a dishrag on his spoiler.

That's because they either spend all of their money under the bonnet or on hideous bodykits. If they have the money to do both, they just buy a better car. Like an Esprit for example.