My Elise has killed...
My Elise has killed...
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gooby

Original Poster:

9,269 posts

265 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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...my jeans.
Because I am "less than elegant" when I get out especially after a long run, I caught and ripped my jeans on the door catch.

Now my Mrs Gooby can check if I have changed my pants by lifting up my shirt!

...got to get down to GAP!

iccees

103 posts

247 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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I ripped a pair getting in mine the other day on the door catch BEFORE going out so, had to go back in the house and change into a new pair. I'm only glad it happend when it did, couldn't face walking round all day with me arse hanging out

Joe - Exige S

564 posts

249 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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gooby said:
...my jeans.
Because I am "less than elegant" when I get out especially after a long run, I caught and ripped my jeans on the door catch.

Now my Mrs Gooby can check if I have changed my pants by lifting up my shirt!

...got to get down to GAP!


A few months ago I was down at the dealers sorting my order out and thought I'd practice a few entries and exits on an Exige they had in the showroom. Attempting a slow contorted entry there was a loud embarrassing rip sound followed by a swift exit from the building!


There is a definite knack to getting in and out which I have now mastered however, I went to get into the passengers side of a mates Elise (roof on) and found I was back to square one again (It was a real struggle). The two sides require very different techniques and muscles.

Trunkie

226 posts

279 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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I ripped to belt hoop in the door stud on 5 pairs of jeans getting into my old Elise!
It's the secret dress code of the Elise world...

s works

10,166 posts

281 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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That car has quite a kill ratio. You sure you didn't call it "Christine" ?

twinpipe

1,396 posts

260 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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gooby said:


Now my Mrs Gooby can check if I have changed my pants by lifting up my shirt!



Wouldn't be the first time you've had your shirt lifted eh?!

Yeah I've lost a sleeve and several slices of skin on that door catch.

Turnamere

315 posts

266 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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You'll be sporting some WWII Fighter style 'kills' stencilled on the fron clam before long

Let me know next time you're in Cornwall and I'll keep the cat indoors!

shangani

3,069 posts

268 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Oh dear - and I thought this thread wasgoing to be about clubbing baby seals.

twinpipe

1,396 posts

260 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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GTRene

22,782 posts

255 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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its not only Lotus cars have that problem...looks like this missy killed something else

GTRene

22,782 posts

255 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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and if you realy want to see a car eating jeans here's a short movie...

www.bofunk.com/video/1326/hungry_car.html#myspacecode
GTRene

twinpipe

1,396 posts

260 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Don't get me started on pictures of little furry things

GTRene

22,782 posts

255 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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haha...Think I know what you mean, I came acros some website with realy funny carpicture's...but I won't bother you all...I'll stay low...

handbag

584 posts

247 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Joe - Exige S said:
There is a definite knack to getting in and out which I have now mastered however, I went to get into the passengers side of a mates Elise (roof on) and found I was back to square one again (It was a real struggle). The two sides require very different techniques and muscles.


Yep I looked a proper fool trying to get in the passenger side of my own car last week when I let a friend sit in the driver's seat.