Stuuupid f**Kin elise!!!!

[bing]

Now folks don't get me wrong I love el'beasty she gives me so much pleasure and when being given a good hard seeing to she sounds like an over excited porn actress (that's the stage2 and piper btw)!!!!

BUT why the f*ck does she insist on tearing my clothes offf!!!

To date she torn whist entering/exiting:

1 pair of diesel combats £85
1 pair of g star jeans - £90


and last week 1 pair of Boss Jeans £140 (I only had them for a week ffs!!!!)

That's over £300 for crying out LOUD!!!!!

Rant over!!!

[aelord]

What are you catching them on?!?!

Maybe you need to diet!

Or is the car trying to tell you something about your taste in clothes?

Edited by aelord on Thursday 30th August 13:58

[Baldylocks]

Buy some cheaper trowsers?

[hueandcry71]

aelord said:

What are you catching them on?!?!

Maybe you need to diet!

Or is the car trying to tell you something about your taste in clothes?

Edited by aelord on Thursday 30th August 13:58

I bet its the door catch pin. My missus looks like Amy Winehouse at the moment cos her arm is so bruised caused by that pin when she gets in and out (passenger side).
I caught my elbow on it the other week (driver side) and it made my eyes water!!

[tricky 100]

You'd think such expensive clothes wouldn't split at the seams quite so easily .

[kevin ritson]

And the answer is spend £30 on jeans, the change on upgrades

[bing]

Yep it's the door catch - nothing funny when it hits your funny bone!!!

[kambites]

Must be something to do with the way you get in and out because I'm no-where near the door catch on mine. Only problem I have is the danger of putting my right foot through the speaker grill when I try and fold my leg into the car.

[LivinLaVidaLotus]

The answer is, shop somewhere cheaper where you can buy your designer labels for a lot lot less

[porteouz]

Always knew being a short arse would turn out good for sumthing. Im no where near anything when i get in or out. Dont even need to cling on to roof like most people

[bing]

I am a short-arse tho!!!! And not fat either!! She's caught me off guard about 3 times in the last 18 months, and by sods law it's usually when I'm going out somewhere nice!!!!

[Ikemi]

I occasionally manage to hit the base of my spine on the door catch as I enter the car, which is surprisingly painful when you least expect it! Never had any problems getting out and have never ruined my jeans ... except for when I lost the rear in the wet for the first time!

I buy all my jeans from TK Maxx - There stock some good designer stuff at very low prices. I never spend over £50 on jeans, as I usually find a way to destroy them, mostly through mountain biking (The chainrings rip 'em apart!).

Edited by Ikemi on Thursday 30th August 18:45

[LivinLaVidaLotus]

You lost control of your rear in the wet? or the cars? or was that a case of the latter leading to the former?

Yup, TK Maxx, had loads of pairs of good quality designer jeans for £16.

[Janitor]

bing said:

Now folks don't get me wrong I love el'beasty she gives me so much pleasure and when being given a good hard seeing to she sounds like an over excited porn actress

bing said:

nothing funny when it hits your funny boner!!!

[Ikemi]

LivinLaVidaLotus said:

You lost control of your rear in the wet? or the cars? or was that a case of the latter leading to the former?

Yup, TK Maxx, had loads of pairs of good quality designer jeans for £16.

The latter leading to the former!

[classiccooper]

bing said:

1 pair of diesel combats £85
1 pair of g star jeans - £90




Rant over!!!

If this isn't a "look how muh I pay for jeans" thread I don't know what is.

[S Works]

Clumsy fecker. Get a smaller arse!

[lotustuart]

I`ve ripped 3 pairs of jeans in the last couple of years!!! Fortunately I shop at tescos and they only cost £3 a pair!!!

[cej]

bing said:

and last week 1 pair of Boss Jeans £140 (I only had them for a week ffs!!!!)

140 for a pair of jeans.

[lotustuart]

cej said:

bing said:

and last week 1 pair of Boss Jeans £140 (I only had them for a week ffs!!!!)

140 for a pair of jeans.

Like I said........

Tescos! £3 or for smart I have some £12 George (asda) ones!! Spend less on clothes and more on the car!