More utter cretins

[Gooby]

It has gone beyond a joke. I am now getting really pissy.
The d16khead didnt just park over the edge of the drop kerb and make life difficult, the utter inbred moron parked totally in front of my garage. Noy only that, there are not many cars parked on the road so he was being a deliberate arse.

I phoned the police and guess what, it is a hire car and the driver cant be traced, so a police officer will attend but given the time, it cant be guarenteed when. "what will the officer do?"
He will give the car a ticket...
"He wont move it?"
No he is not allowed...

Sod all use.

Some how the car is now parked in the middle of the local park with black lines down the road leading to it.

I hope he gets some great tickets for the hell of it

[SpeedYellow]

You need to buy a shed of a car to park across your own garage by the sounds of it.....

Really feel for you fella but try not to let it get to you too much!!!! Keep smiling!

[deevlash]

Isnt being denied access to the highway something the police have to do something about? If you came home and you couldnt get into your garage theres nothing they can do though?

[SpydieNut]

Gooby said:

Some how the car is now parked in the middle of the local park with black lines down the road leading to it.

well done that man (whoever moved it )

[Gooby]

He he, the dog walkers in the park have been putting thier "poo bags" on the car!

[Beachbum]

Pity its just a hire car

[M7RT V]

Phone up the hire car company and tell them you've seen it being used for burnouts/handbrakes/running over old people etc.

Edited by M7RT V on Friday 1st February 09:29

[Gooby]

He is moving it now...
Doesnt look happy.

[Will26]

smash the window and release the handbrake.

[andykirk]

What a cock, serves him right.

I *have* an idea where you live Gooby as I think I've seen you coming out of your garage ages ago. Is it round the corner from the David Lloyd gym, or what used to be the gym?

[Gooby]

andykirk said:

What a cock, serves him right.

I *have* an idea where you live Gooby as I think I've seen you coming out of your garage ages ago. Is it round the corner from the David Lloyd gym, or what used to be the gym?

Yep, in the "salubrious" part of town!

Will26 said:

smash the window and release the handbrake.

I have no desire to vandalise anyones property, the car has done nothing wrong, I just want to cause the owner as much inconvenience as he has caused me.

[andykirk]

What about buying a wheel clamp

One of those cheap nasty ones for caravans, move the car somewhere then clamp it

[Gooby]

andykirk said:

What about buying a wheel clamp

One of those cheap nasty ones for caravans, move the car somewhere then clamp it

You dont think dragging it by a suspension arm for 50 yards, over a raised kerb into the loacl park so dog walkers can leave poo on it and the plod can give it tickets is enough?

You guys want blood?

[andykirk]

Yeah

[SpydieNut]

Gooby said:

andykirk said:

What about buying a wheel clamp

One of those cheap nasty ones for caravans, move the car somewhere then clamp it

You dont think dragging it by a suspension arm for 50 yards, over a raised kerb into the loacl park so dog walkers can leave poo on it and the plod can give it tickets is enough?

[Gooby]

andykirk said:

Yeah

You are vicious and nasty - I like you!

Seeing as this is the second time the cretin has parked over the garage, next time he does it I will give you a call. Perhaps we can leave it on the beach with the tide coming in or in front of the BIC then phone in a bomb scare.

Anyone have any interesting ways to dispose of an idiots car?

[Dogcollaron] confessional is open my children [/dogcollaron]

Edited by Gooby on Friday 1st February 10:40

[Ikemi]

Gooby said:

andykirk said:

Yeah

You are vicious and nasty - I like you!

Seeing as this is the second time the cretin has parked over the garage, next time he does it I will give you a call. Perhaps we can leave it on the beach with the tide coming in or in front of the BIC then phone in a bomb scare.

Anyone have any interesting ways to dispose of an idiots car?

[Dogcollaron] confessional is open my children [/dogcollaron]

Edited by Gooby on Friday 1st February 10:40

Purging by fire ...

[Beachbum]

Move it and then let the tyres down.

[luckyb]

many years ago, pillock kept parking across my MD's drive.......

Trouble was, it was a Haulage & Storage co.....

When he was having some building work done, builder called to say that he couldn't get out of the drive 'cos the idiot had done it again.

an unfortunate forktruck / skip accident followed, copper that attended listened to my gaffer, and then smirked to the returning owner "I don't understand how that happened sir, but please can you remove it from the skip, before the skip company call and report you for inappropriate use"

never happened again.......

[deevlash]

Someone once parked infront of a scaffold my dads company were building, despite signs saying not too and being told not. somehow a scaffold tube fell vertically from an upper level of said scaffold and pinned the car to ground