Is driving fast better than sex?
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I reckon, in the right car and the right circumstances, yeah it can be better than sex. Usually on the track though, I never seem to commit myself quite so heavily on the road, as one shouldn't.
But there's those times when you're battling someone pretty hard and you nail a set of corners just right and make that thing get up and dance, it's probably more of a rush than anything... including sex.
What I want to know is why I can't find a woman who'll come on track with me and give me a BJ while all this is going on! That'd be perfic!
But there's those times when you're battling someone pretty hard and you nail a set of corners just right and make that thing get up and dance, it's probably more of a rush than anything... including sex.
What I want to know is why I can't find a woman who'll come on track with me and give me a BJ while all this is going on! That'd be perfic!
Edited by Esprit on Monday 3rd March 10:45
The two can vary enormously. A quick fumble for five minutes or a GT3 at the ring? No contest!!
If you are not sure if its better than sex you are not doing the sex thing right 
ganglandboss said:
Sex with a gorgeous young lady (or man if you are female or a gayer)
or an S1 owner 
Seriously though, we all know that the best nookie is better than anything, I'm talking about your average lay here. And an Elise is not an Enzo, so we have to be talking about a partner in sexiness terms who is the equivalent of an Elise in car terms - so that's small, light, agile, quick but not massively powerful, curvy and doesn't drink too much!
Cino said:
ganglandboss said:
Sex with a gorgeous young lady (or man if you are female or a gayer)
or an S1 owner Seriously though, we all know that the best nookie is better than anything, I'm talking about your average lay here. And an Elise is not an Enzo, so we have to be talking about a partner in sexiness terms who is the equivalent of an Elise in car terms - so that's small, light, agile, quick but not massively powerful, curvy and doesn't drink too much!
kinda glad i drive a 3.0v6 alfa romeo... driven well, it's a bit like boffing nigela lawson
Edited by village idiot on Monday 3rd March 12:04
village idiot said:
Cino said:
ganglandboss said:
Sex with a gorgeous young lady (or man if you are female or a gayer)
or an S1 owner Seriously though, we all know that the best nookie is better than anything, I'm talking about your average lay here. And an Elise is not an Enzo, so we have to be talking about a partner in sexiness terms who is the equivalent of an Elise in car terms - so that's small, light, agile, quick but not massively powerful, curvy and doesn't drink too much!
kinda glad i drive a 3.0v6 alfa romeo... driven well, it's a bit like boffing nigela lawson
Edited by village idiot on Monday 3rd March 12:04
village idiot said:
you mean a 12yr old?... so basically what you're saying is that driving an elise fast is a bit like have a sex with an underage girl?... so all elise drivers are kiddy-fiddlers?
Are you saying my dad's a gypsy? Am I bovvered though? Look at my face, is it bovvered though?Never said anything about young, if anything, people are saying that the design is a little long in the tooth. And you must have missed the 'curvy' bit. Look out for blokes in white chasing after you with a straightjacket...
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