Should I shoot the cat????
Should I shoot the cat????
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Fatrat

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682 posts

222 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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Had my S1 for about a month and it's fantastic fun. Unfortunately the cat loves the soft top which is now regularly covered in cat hairs which seem to re-appear as fast as I remove them! Pass me that shotgun!!

Francelise

186 posts

262 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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Just put a shower cap over the car when it is at home... cheaper than a gun!

bogie

17,100 posts

303 months

Monday 11th August 2008
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all cats love it...buy a showercape to save weekly hoovering smile

LivinLaVidaLotus

1,626 posts

232 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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Yes, then come and shoot the one that keeps putting scratches on the my paintwork, bloody thing. Went out the other day, it's been raining a bit and car just cleaned (so paintwork very smooth), mucky paw prints and scratches in the paint where it'd obviously struggled to keep grip so put its claws out. It's a lovely cat, but not when it's on my car.

Gooby

9,269 posts

265 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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1) purchase a "super soaker"
2) Purchase Lidl cola (cheap and sugary)
3) Purchase cayenne pepper powder
4) fill supersoaker with cola and some pepper
5) place supersoaker in fridge
6) when cat is spotted on car, remove supersoaker from fridge, shake the drink and pump the 'soaker. You will now have the most evil "anti-cat" weapon devised. The best thing is it wont hurt the car and wont damage the car.
7) Let fly - soak the cat and keep it in the crosshairs untill it is off your proprerty.
8) Cat will spend the next 2 days trying to clean its matted coat. The pepper will make this very hard. It will spend the next week with a VERY sore arse and its motivation to sleep on the car will be drastically reduced.


This is the universal weapon. It works on trespassers, kids, dogs, squirrels etc etc.

Fatrat

Original Poster:

682 posts

222 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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Gooby said:
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This is the universal weapon. It works on trespassers, kids, dogs, squirrels etc etc.
Sounds like you have plenty of experience in this field Gooby! Would not want to get on the wrong side of you!

chris7676

2,685 posts

251 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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So complex and so many ingredients. Don't any shop sell it ready made ?

AL...Ease

2,679 posts

249 months

Tuesday 12th August 2008
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LivinLaVidaLotus said:
Yes, then come and shoot the one that keeps putting scratches on the my paintwork, bloody thing. Went out the other day, it's been raining a bit and car just cleaned (so paintwork very smooth), mucky paw prints and scratches in the paint where it'd obviously struggled to keep grip so put its claws out. It's a lovely cat, but not when it's on my car.
Kill the one that keeps doing it to mine too, I've not seen it yet, but I've deduced that it must be a cat due to the scratches, as soon as I see it the owner will be getting a bill!

lagrange

19 posts

234 months

Wednesday 13th August 2008
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Who wants to joint the ACKE (Association of Cat Killer Elisemen) ?
I'll be proud to be the president...
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King SuPah

240 posts

239 months

Wednesday 13th August 2008
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i've got the same problem, but living in a top floor flat i can't see my car where its parked so not easy to catch the cat at it.

Gooby

9,269 posts

265 months

Wednesday 13th August 2008
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For a cat problem, I have a team of experts.

LivinLaVidaLotus

1,626 posts

232 months

Wednesday 13th August 2008
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Have you got that reply in a text file ready to copy and paste in to cat threads? smile

McSpud

39 posts

223 months

Wednesday 13th August 2008
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Can somebody please come over and shoot the cat that keeps crapping in my front garden?

Slightly off subject I know, but at least its still about cats!!!

Cheers,
McSpud

Gooby

9,269 posts

265 months

Thursday 14th August 2008
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LivinLaVidaLotus said:
Have you got that reply in a text file ready to copy and paste in to cat threads? smile
People keep asking the same question, the answer stays the same.
and I still enjoy giving the answer!

Just for you I will substitute the picture for one of my Rifle collection. I doubt I will be very popular.