OMG I cant believe people are this stupid...

[Gooby]

This is my garage. I contains my Elise. I cant get my Elise out because the car in front is not mine and I dont know who owns it.



If you notice the 4x4 in front of the Ka in my rather abused poonero used for such tasks as carting dogs or mountainbikes around the area. It is also used to remove tts from my garage.

Behind the poonjero there is a large free space used for parking any car without pi$$ing me off. I have called the cops and they have had no joy with contacting the owner.

I am looking for some imaginative places to tow this car. Here are the suggestions so far.

1) Tow in front of the BIC and then phone in a bomb threat concerning the car. Hopefully bomb disposal will make a mess of the car before it is returned.
2) Tow to the lo tide point on the beach.

Any creative suggestions will be carried out at about 1am ...

Your help is gratefully recieved.

[bogie]

oh dear

maybe a no parking sign would help these numpties ...as we all know the most popular use for a garage these days is not really for keeping a car in

[dgr]

Not again!

[VX Foxy]

The bull bars on the poon look quite beefy

[Black Sport 160]

Tow the numpty onto the nearest double yellow line?

[Gooby]

Black Sport 160 said:

Tow the numpty onto the nearest double yellow line?

been done - come on, where is that PH creativity?

[calvert86]

Low tide sounds like a very good suggestion either that or down the local park and leave a case of stella and a couple tins of spray paint on the roof-let the local youths use there imagination and finish the job off for you!!
Keeps your hands clean then :-)

[zebra]

Goobs, tow it to scotland; we'll have have a whip round for the petrol mate, or tow it onto the cross channel ferry.

Middle of a roundabout?

Outside lane of a dual carriageway?

Look, I know you're only joking and would never dream of doing anything here that is not legal. Mind you, I remeber hearing somewhere about a bloke who used to tow cars into the local park.

Zebra

[ant111s]

tow it to poole park and push it in! muppets

[slatess1]

Haha these posts from gooby crack me up (sorry mate). Everytime i see a car somewhere it shoulnt be it always reminds me of these posts on here.

Hows about on top of a roundabout somewhere and carefully place an empty bottle of vodka beside the car... They will soon learn once questioned by the bib

[Gooby]

Ok here we go....

[Gooby]

For some reason the owner moved it. Strangely he left it in the local park with the alarm going nuts. ````




who the hell alarms a Ka?

[Gooby]

There seems to be a load of wine and beer bottles around the car .. . .

Some people are so careless...

[Gooby]

crikey hat was quick - BiB have turned up .....

[AL...Ease]

D'oh, I was going to suggest you tow it to the nearest P&D car park.

[Janitor]

Gooby said:

crikey hat was quick - BiB have turned up .....

To your garage or the park..?

[Gooby]

They were not interested in the Poonjero or me but they did ticket the car. Serves him right, that was a silly place to park. It has been moved now.

I am sure that if it wasnt for that alarm it would have been parked across the entrance to the local police station...

[lamb jiblets]

How about parking the Poonjero on top of the KA. wont help you get your car out but will make you feel better.

[21TonyK]

Just put a sign on the garage door and have done with it.

[Gooby]

21TonyK said:

Just put a sign on the garage door and have done with it.

The garage door is a roller door and there is no way to put a sign on it, and why should I? He didnt park across a drive. He didnt actually park in the many actual parking spaces up and down the road. He was stupid and lazy and now he is poorer.

If you blinked while reading that you will have missed me feeling guilty.