I DONT CARE!
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Gooby

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9,269 posts

257 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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I dont care if your car says GTI, TDI, ST, VXR, R, S, 16valve, GT, M, VTR, VTI, SXI, SRI, or anything bloody else.

I dont care that for some reason you have your shopping list of contradictory items written down your door.

I really think your affection for LED's and neon is pathetic.

I know that the ICE that has a greater output than the engine is rubbish. Your choice in music is rubbish and I dont want to hear it.

I dont care that you have a fart can the same diameter as a drain pipe, you could actually fit the entire engine down the pipe and it sounds like you are trying.

I dont care that you think spoilers make you go faster - it is basically advertising that you are a moron, which I know already.

I have no idea why you have purchased a 3 series touring with every optional extra then stuck a 1.8 under the hood of a 2 ton car. How on earth is that the ultimate driving machine?

I am mildly amused that your bling wheels cost more than you entire car. But I dont care.

Just get out of my way and let me enjoy this wonderful piece of tarmac.

Boggy

4,603 posts

258 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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Gooby said:
I dont care if your car says GTI, TDI, ST, VXR, R, S, 16valve, GT, M, VTR, VTI, SXI, SRI, or anything bloody else.

I dont care that for some reason you have your shopping list of contradictory items written down your door.

I really think your affection for LED's and neon is pathetic.

I know that the ICE that has a greater output than the engine is rubbish. Your choice in music is rubbish and I dont want to hear it.

I dont care that you have a fart can the same diameter as a drain pipe, you could actually fit the entire engine down the pipe and it sounds like you are trying.

I dont care that you think spoilers make you go faster - it is basically advertising that you are a moron, which I know already.

I have no idea why you have purchased a 3 series touring with every optional extra then stuck a 1.8 under the hood of a 2 ton car. How on earth is that the ultimate driving machine?

I am mildly amused that your bling wheels cost more than you entire car. But I dont care.

Just get out of my way and let me enjoy this wonderful piece of tarmac.
Go Kyle,

Everything Ok buddy

Boggy

Beachbum

2,597 posts

254 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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I guess some BMW was in his way again. Must admit to finding BMW 3 series drivers to be the most annoying, although Corsa's come a close 2nd

Boggy

4,603 posts

258 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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Beachbum said:
I guess some BMW was in his way again. Must admit to finding BMW 3 series drivers to be the most annoying, although Corsa's come a close 2nd
Mrs Boggy own's one of those new Corsa's, great little run around

Boggy

shangani

3,069 posts

260 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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Oi, B*gger off. I was driving as fast as I could.

Beachbum

2,597 posts

254 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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shangani said:
Oi, B*gger off. I was driving as fast as I could.
But not as fast as Gooby could biggrin

Gooby

Original Poster:

9,269 posts

257 months

Tuesday 27th October 2009
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Hey guys!
Boggy- I am really well and so is the family. Would like a contract but they seem a little thin on the ground at the mo. New elise?
Shangani- you are da man! How is that rocket ship! How is the family? When are you going to come and meet the boy? After all - you did help!
Mr 'bum! Hey- I am not that fast!

shangani

3,069 posts

260 months

Wednesday 28th October 2009
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Hi Gooby

I am scarily overdue a trip down your way. THe little guy will be at school at this rate. Pathetic effort really. Maybe I should bring my mountain bike down as well and you can punish me for my lack of fitness while I am there. I hope all is well.

Boggy

4,603 posts

258 months

Wednesday 28th October 2009
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Gooby said:
Hey guys!
Boggy- I am really well and so is the family. Would like a contract but they seem a little thin on the ground at the mo. New elise?
Shangani- you are da man! How is that rocket ship! How is the family? When are you going to come and meet the boy? After all - you did help!
Mr 'bum! Hey- I am not that fast!
I know, kept mentioning to Tim that we should pop down for a visit,

I’ve been saying I'm going to drive down so now we've got out new steed there really isn't any excuse, may be try to organize something for a few of us to meet up on one of your famous runs?

We’ve brought a New Elise R buddy, 57 plate Traded the Porka in a couple of weeks ago, I’ve got a few upgrades in the pipe line you know what I'm like sir

Boggy

Gooby

Original Poster:

9,269 posts

257 months

Wednesday 28th October 2009
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Boggy said:
Gooby said:
Hey guys!
Boggy- I am really well and so is the family. Would like a contract but they seem a little thin on the ground at the mo. New elise?
Shangani- you are da man! How is that rocket ship! How is the family? When are you going to come and meet the boy? After all - you did help!
Mr 'bum! Hey- I am not that fast!
I know, kept mentioning to Tim that we should pop down for a visit,

I’ve been saying I'm going to drive down so now we've got out new steed there really isn't any excuse, may be try to organize something for a few of us to meet up on one of your famous runs?

We’ve brought a New Elise R buddy, 57 plate Traded the Porka in a couple of weeks ago, I’ve got a few upgrades in the pipe line you know what I'm like sir

Boggy
Porka ownership was brief and all too dull from what I hear?
Surprised it wasnt an SC... we know how damn good the R is to drive!

Gooby

Original Poster:

9,269 posts

257 months

Wednesday 28th October 2009
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shangani said:
Hi Gooby

I am scarily overdue a trip down your way. THe little guy will be at school at this rate. Pathetic effort really. Maybe I should bring my mountain bike down as well and you can punish me for my lack of fitness while I am there. I hope all is well.
Shangers, you will be welcome however you get your arse down here! Perhaps we should arrange something for xmas!

Boggy

4,603 posts

258 months

Wednesday 28th October 2009
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Gooby said:
Boggy said:
Gooby said:
Hey guys!
Boggy- I am really well and so is the family. Would like a contract but they seem a little thin on the ground at the mo. New elise?
Shangani- you are da man! How is that rocket ship! How is the family? When are you going to come and meet the boy? After all - you did help!
Mr 'bum! Hey- I am not that fast!
I know, kept mentioning to Tim that we should pop down for a visit,

I’ve been saying I'm going to drive down so now we've got out new steed there really isn't any excuse, may be try to organize something for a few of us to meet up on one of your famous runs?

We’ve brought a New Elise R buddy, 57 plate Traded the Porka in a couple of weeks ago, I’ve got a few upgrades in the pipe line you know what I'm like sir

Boggy
Porka ownership was brief and all too dull from what I hear?
Surprised it wasnt an SC... we know how damn good the R is to drive!
Yup, Took it to Brands on a track day and it wasn't to cleaver under breaking or the whole driver experience to be honest, Dull merchant Banker's Car!

It's like a grown up Exige (for the over 75's)

Looked at a couple of Elise SC's but in the end decided on another R, I'll hang on and see what the S3's like I can always SC the Elise

Boggy