Picture the scene...
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Lad 1 and Lad 2 are standing in their lounge, looking out of their huge, open, windows and admiring the beautiful women on the street below.
The suns out, the shorts are on and the city sounds are engulfing, like aids in africa.
No beer though 
...Lad 1 and Lad 2 must keep studying hard, although just for this afternoon, they will be taking a break.
Today they decide to just watch women (and the world) walk by. Ice pops are eaten as are frozen cubes of stella. A bit of snooker is on in the backround, as is a bit of "Girl 6" which was a dodgy soft core porn on Channel 5 last night, which was taped by "one of the lads".
Suddenly, a stunner walks past on the street below. You know the type. She thinks that she is all that...and she is. She switches her hips and pouts a lot. Cars slow down as she looks unimpressed.
What could Lad 1 and 2 do?
Get her attention of course! No women can resist the charms of El 'star (those that can are lemons).
Lad 1 shouts "Oi Oi savaloy" which didnt work. Strange. It normally does. I tried again, but alas, no joy! 
Not even an impromptu (sp?) rendition of this helped:
"sex bomb, sex bomb...your my sex bomb" etc etc
Time to break out the heavy artillery, as a plan began to formulate.
Lad 1 went to fire up El 'beast. It had been a week or so, but he fired up immediately. Lad 1 then proceeded to roll off the soft top and began to grin insanely. Meanwhile, Lad 2 filled up the newly purchased Super-soaker, triple aggressor 500. The lads contemplated filling it with pi55, yet Lad 1 was worried about spillages in El 'Beast, thus water was choosen.
The Mission: soak the stuck up bird
and do justice for all the ugly birds out there. El 'beast turns the corner to the street. she has gone damn!
What to do now? There are 2 sad lads with a loaded weapon. We decide to do a public duty and give the tramps of manchester a well due "shower" (avoiding the one i occassionaly "help out"). Deansgate, is where we conducted our first bit of public duty.
However the tramp didnt like it. At one point i believed he was about to throw his can of special brew/whatever at us, yet came to his senses, just in time. Good lad. Priorities are in check. Cant risk losing a drop of "my precious".
During the next hour or so, El 'Beast is exercised thoroughly and feels so much quicker than normal
. Acceleration from soaked bus queues was rapid as was the cornering around the drive-thru. I also managed to set off a clio car alarm by revving El 'Beast right next to it. I love this car.
However, there was a final twist! Upon getting back, a couple of "mates" poured a full bucket of water over Lad 1 and Lad 2 WHILST sitting in El 'Beast!
Poor lad, he was soaking It took a couple of hours to dry out, however...Lesson learnt:
If your going to go "drive by shooting" with a super soaker, make sure your mates dont see you leave
Normal service will resume after exams are over. El 'star will be back. Soon
The suns out, the shorts are on and the city sounds are engulfing, like aids in africa.
No beer though ...Lad 1 and Lad 2 must keep studying hard, although just for this afternoon, they will be taking a break. Today they decide to just watch women (and the world) walk by. Ice pops are eaten as are frozen cubes of stella. A bit of snooker is on in the backround, as is a bit of "Girl 6" which was a dodgy soft core porn on Channel 5 last night, which was taped by "one of the lads".
Suddenly, a stunner walks past on the street below. You know the type. She thinks that she is all that...and she is. She switches her hips and pouts a lot. Cars slow down as she looks unimpressed.
What could Lad 1 and 2 do?
Get her attention of course! No women can resist the charms of El 'star (those that can are lemons). Lad 1 shouts "Oi Oi savaloy" which didnt work. Strange. It normally does. I tried again, but alas, no joy!
Not even an impromptu (sp?) rendition of this helped:
"sex bomb, sex bomb...your my sex bomb" etc etc
Time to break out the heavy artillery, as a plan began to formulate. Lad 1 went to fire up El 'beast. It had been a week or so, but he fired up immediately. Lad 1 then proceeded to roll off the soft top and began to grin insanely. Meanwhile, Lad 2 filled up the newly purchased Super-soaker, triple aggressor 500. The lads contemplated filling it with pi55, yet Lad 1 was worried about spillages in El 'Beast, thus water was choosen.
The Mission: soak the stuck up bird
and do justice for all the ugly birds out there. El 'beast turns the corner to the street. she has gone damn! What to do now? There are 2 sad lads with a loaded weapon. We decide to do a public duty and give the tramps of manchester a well due "shower" (avoiding the one i occassionaly "help out"). Deansgate, is where we conducted our first bit of public duty.
However the tramp didnt like it. At one point i believed he was about to throw his can of special brew/whatever at us, yet came to his senses, just in time.
Good lad. Priorities are in check. Cant risk losing a drop of "my precious". During the next hour or so, El 'Beast is exercised thoroughly and feels so much quicker than normal
. Acceleration from soaked bus queues was rapid as was the cornering around the drive-thru. I also managed to set off a clio car alarm by revving El 'Beast right next to it. I love this car. However, there was a final twist!
Upon getting back, a couple of "mates" poured a full bucket of water over Lad 1 and Lad 2 WHILST sitting in El 'Beast! Poor lad, he was soaking
It took a couple of hours to dry out, however...Lesson learnt: If your going to go "drive by shooting" with a super soaker, make sure your mates dont see you leave
Normal service will resume after exams are over. El 'star will be back. Soon
Haveing been a victim of this crime my good self(i am neither a tramp or stuck up bird)i cannot condone the course of action taken, however the justice served upon yourselves by other lads with a bucket of water makes me feel you have learned your lesson, good lad.
ps nice to see you to see you nice-its been a long time drago welcome back you crazy fool.
ps nice to see you to see you nice-its been a long time drago welcome back you crazy fool.
to the rest of you! 
BCA said:
We still arent happy about what you did.
Jesus "HT leads" Christ
Dont i know it! You can feel the hate and cut the tension in here with the handle side of a fish-slice cum spatula! They'll all come good with time...they cant stay mad forever! 
BCA said:
But tbh looking back it was rather funny.
Another converted! BCA said:
Just get your arse to Pistonfest
BCA said:
or at the very least shake your hand and smile in a "i'll get you back for that" way
not possible. no way hose. nein. nicht. non. Osama Bin laden. allah uh akbar etc etc
>> Edited by dragstar on Monday 26th April 21:16
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