Golfing Terms

[Sebo]

Sorry if a repost, did a search for golf terms.

An Adolf - taking two shots in a bunker.
An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result.
A Rodney King - over-clubbed.
A Condom - safe but didn't feel right.
An elephant's ahole - it's high and it stinks.
A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner.
A Gerry Adams - a provisional.
A Dennis Wise - nasty little five footer.
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read.
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't.
A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems.
A gynaecologist's assistant - just shaves the hole.
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim.
A Glen Miller - took to the air and was never seen again.
A Marilyn Monroe - a fair crack up the middle.
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver.
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver.
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
A New Labour - too much spin.
A Bin Laden - driven out and never to be found again.
A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't.
A Mark Bolan - Straight into the trees.
A Saddam - From one bunker to another.
A Paula Radcliffe - Didn't make it as far as the ladies.
A Smacked face - Went for the wrong hole.
A Luther Vandross - A bad stroke.
A John Lennon - An unexpected shot.
A Wayne Rooney - Ugly but effective.
A Joe Pasquale - Sounded wrong.
A Dr David Kelly - Went into the woods and never came out.
An Abu Hamza - A Nasty hook.
A Will Young - Playing with another mans ball.

[Devilstreak]

Heard 2 or 3 of those before. Still a very good list though, Printing off now to attach to my trolley

[Asterix]

Missed off...

A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect.

[Not Ideal]

Hah very good.

[Size Nine Elm]

Another missing one:

A Josef Fritzl - its up there, but you're not proud of it

[sjc]

Surely in golf terms the Glen Miller shoud be a Payne Stewart!