World Cup Mental

[Marty Funkhouser]

I'm in the office at work and I've now had 3 different women loudly announce their opinion on the weekends football....these are people who have never, I repeat never, shown an interest in the game before.

FFS.

Edited by Marty Funkhouser on Monday 21st June 12:52

[Soovy]

Same ones who are generally very very fat, eating crisps and swigging pints in an England shirt in the pub.

[Stevenj214]

I'm an expert on Tennis for 2 weeks of the year.

[Republik]

Soovy said:

Same ones who are generally very very fat, eating crisps and swigging pints in an England shirt in the pub.

The same ones who claim they could have played better than Rooney. No, really, you couldn't.

[Marty Funkhouser]

It happens every major tournament so its not a surprise, its just annoying. Its sort of endearing when its your other half (to a point) but its the blatant bandwagon jumping by people I've never so much as discussed a kick off time with that irritates so badly.

Shut up and dont pretend you're interested!

[andyjo1982]

my nan was going on about it, does you head in, shes like

that fabio wanna sort them out. They were bloomin rubbish. They gotta get that ball in the net, hant they...

yes nan

[sday12]

That's why I stay out of my local during World Cup.

Full of birds screaming 'gooawnnn ingerrrlaand' whilst drinking Malibu.


Where were you in November when we had the chess league?

Edited by sday12 on Monday 21st June 12:34

[Republik]

I've noticed a trend that seems to involve a load of fat slappers dressing in hot pants and tight white tops, England plastered all over them, getting wasted, shouting abuse and screaming at the tv.

[funkyrobot]

Republik said:

I've noticed a trend that seems to involve a load of fat slappers dressing in hot pants and tight white tops, England plastered all over them, getting wasted, shouting abuse and screaming at the tv.

Where do you live?

[WorAl]

funkyrobot said:

Republik said:

I've noticed a trend that seems to involve a load of fat slappers dressing in hot pants and tight white tops, England plastered all over them, getting wasted, shouting abuse and screaming at the tv.

Where do you live?

Road trip?

[Republik]

WorAl said:

funkyrobot said:

Republik said:

I've noticed a trend that seems to involve a load of fat slappers dressing in hot pants and tight white tops, England plastered all over them, getting wasted, shouting abuse and screaming at the tv.

Where do you live?

Road trip?

Last weekend I was in Lincoln. Clevage everywhere you looked.

[Chilli]

Mrs C asked me last night what off-side meant. I started to explain, but within 5 seconds told her we'll talk about it later, and to get back into the kitchen.
To be fair she was really trying to understand, but I was hungry.

[maxrider]

sday12 said:

Where where you

What???

[WorAl]

Republik said:

WorAl said:

funkyrobot said:

Republik said:

I've noticed a trend that seems to involve a load of fat slappers dressing in hot pants and tight white tops, England plastered all over them, getting wasted, shouting abuse and screaming at the tv.

Where do you live?

Road trip?

Last weekend I was in Lincoln. Clevage everywhere you looked.

I live in Newcastle mate, mid-winter, 3 foot of snow, cleavage everywhere and skirts half an inch below minge base.

Great innit?

Edited by WorAl on Monday 21st June 11:33

[MaxAndRuby]

What's even worse is that the BBC employ a female football analyst. She was on with Steve Clarridge the other day and you could tell he was ready to chop his leg off to hit her with it.

Women, know your limits. You don't know ANYTHING about football, so don't even attempt to discuss it unless you're making observations about the players' arses. And stay out of the Kop end at Liverpool too, you're fking up the atmosphere.

[elster]

MaxAndRuby said:

What's even worse is that the BBC employ a female football analyst. She was on with Steve Clarridge the other day and you could tell he was ready to chop his leg off to hit her with it.

Women, know your limits. You don't know ANYTHING about football, so don't even attempt to discuss it unless you're making observations about the players' arses. And stay out of the Kop end at Liverpool too, you're fking up the atmosphere.

Nothing like a bit of sexism to keep the flow going.

Most of the female football fans know do actually know about the subject and comment on things. Most of the male football fans know very little about the subject and comment all the time, with other men nodding heads in agreement as they are male.

Remember every man is the worlds best player and the worlds best manager in their eyes. Reality is they know very few details.

[sday12]

maxrider said:

sday12 said:

Where where you

What???

Have the extra h on me.

[MaxAndRuby]

elster said:

Most of the female football fans know do actually know about the subject

No mate.

[elster]

MaxAndRuby said:

elster said:

Most of the female football fans know do actually know about the subject

No mate.

I'm not your mate.

It is just a stupid male opinion that they think they know about football. All critics, never anything of use.

[ArtVandelay]

WorAl said:

Republik said:

WorAl said:

funkyrobot said:

Republik said:

I've noticed a trend that seems to involve a load of fat slappers dressing in hot pants and tight white tops, England plastered all over them, getting wasted, shouting abuse and screaming at the tv.

Where do you live?

Road trip?

Last weekend I was in Lincoln. Clevage everywhere you looked.

I live in Newcastle mate, mid-winter, 3 foot of snow, cleavage everywhere and skirts half an inch below minge base.

Great innit?

Edited by WorAl on Monday 21st June 11:33

Aye, plenty of s out in Newcastle

I've heard a few lasses talk about football of late, repeating whatever has been said on TV as their own opinion. No idea why they do it as it doesn't impress and just makes them look foolish when questioned about the team.