who is the world's vainest sports person
who is the world's vainest sports person
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tonym911

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18,948 posts

228 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Even his team mates seem to agree that Kevin Petersen is totally in love with himself. This got me thinking about the thin line between vanity and self-belief, which seems to be at its very thinnest in sports.
So, who gets the balance between ability and smugness most wrong? Who are the vainest folk in sport? I'll propose Petersen, Venus Williams, M Schumacher, Ian Poulter, and just about any athlete in the 'explosive' track and field events like 100m, 200m. David Ginola probably deserves an honourable mention too, having managed to keep his vanity going for so long.
Couple of sub-categories: people with such total lack of self-awareness that they don't realise how badly they're coming across, and anybody who uses 'we' instead of 'I' in an attempt at self-deprecation when they're talking about themselves all the time. Mansell appears to be mellowing out a bit now but by god he was tough to listen to in his glory days.

Cyder

7,180 posts

243 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Audley Harrison, and most boxers for that matter.

fathomfive

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213 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Beckham.

Gun

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241 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Cristiano Ronaldo.

chimster

1,747 posts

232 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Gavin Henson. smokin

Fittster

20,120 posts

236 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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chris eubank

MadMullah

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216 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Fittster said:
chris eubank
oh man he was so in love with himself during his career!!

i'd like to do a special mention for the spice boys of liverpool in the 90's and the white suit fa cup finalists.

and my choice is

Robbie Savage - have you seen the episode of cribs featuring him? HUGE self portrait as some demi-god and pics all over the house of him too

Castrol Craig

18,073 posts

229 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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The spantard

MaxAndRuby

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255 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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fathomfive said:
Beckham.
+1, by a mile.

Zaxxon

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183 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Jorge Lorenzo

anonymous-user

77 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Shane Warne

Roger fererererererer

hornetrider

63,161 posts

228 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Some great nominations here! First thought was Ronaldo, but the rest are spot on as well!

tonym911

Original Poster:

18,948 posts

228 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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I'm getting a bit worried about Freddie Flintoff.

tonym911

Original Poster:

18,948 posts

228 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Cyder said:
Audley Harrison, and most boxers for that matter.
Apparently he was meant to be in the Radio 5 studio this morning but the presenters had to apologise after he'd told them he wasn't coming in after all. A complicated sort of guy.

paddyhasneeds

64,128 posts

233 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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First name that leapt to mind was Roger Federer.

Point taken about Beckham and Ronaldo but something about Federer wearing stuff with his "RF" logo on them just creeps the fk out of me.

Victor McDade

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205 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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paddyhasneeds said:
First name that leapt to mind was Roger Federer.

Point taken about Beckham and Ronaldo but something about Federer wearing stuff with his "RF" logo on them just creeps the fk out of me.
And those bloody jackets he wears whenever he's Wimbledon defending champ.

Bolleteli the man city forward is up there with the best too.

Gizmo!

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232 months

Wednesday 12th January 2011
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Nani.

He has - seriously - a life-sized statue of himself.

In his house.

Republik

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213 months

Thursday 13th January 2011
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Iain Dowie.

North West Tom

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200 months

Thursday 13th January 2011
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Ian Holloway. He used to be naturally funny, but now he's really milking it.

MiniMan64

18,838 posts

213 months

Thursday 13th January 2011
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Hold on, do you mean vain as in thinks a lot of how he or she looks or vain in the sense of their ability?

And if we're discussing ability at what point do vainity/arrogance become someone just telling the truth about themselves? I'd agree with Federer on the whole weird personal gold jackets but he is probably going to be remembered as the greatest of all time in tennis for quite some time.

To some extent you could say similar of Schumi, personal issues aside.