Climbs that push you to your limits...
Climbs that push you to your limits...
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Old man Jimbo

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31 posts

189 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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Being quite new to this biking lark I mostly commute 25 miles a day and occasionally go for a blast out with other sad middle aged divots from work. Anyway to cut a long story short our friendly little rides out have become a battle of wills between the highly trained athletic types and my mate and I "team midlife crisis" AKA "Fat-man and Gobby" the athletic types have tried and failed on all occasions to break us by taking us on madder and madder climbs..

Well I went out for a blast on Thursday to re-live some of our best climbs and to get a little training under my belt. So some stats for those who care 6hrs 57 mins Average speed 10.2mph (16.4kph) distance 71.1miles (114.4k)max speed 42.1mph (61.1kph)I'm not sure about how high as I use the crappy GPS on my phone but it said 1011ft.

There are two points on the ride out that make me feel like my heart and lungs are going to quite literally burst out of my chest so I've linked them off goggle maps.

This one at this actual corner makes me feel physically sick I'm trying that hard!
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ie=UTF8&hl=en&am...

This one isn't as bad as the first but just seems to keep going on and on a bit like the wife's nagging..
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ie=UTF8&hl=en&am...


Just out of pure interest and for discussions at work with my buddies whats the worst you guys tackle? I'm trying to convince them they should be wearing dresses for these rides out compared with the big boys. The only shame is how Goggle maps doesn't seem to convey how fecking steep some of these hills are. But the badder the better please..

davepoth

29,395 posts

228 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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The road up to my house. It's really steep for about 3 metres. biggrin

SteveS Cup

1,996 posts

189 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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Having not ridden for years I went for a ride a few months back. I live on box hill so going away from home is a breeze! Coming home is just pain!!! Pebble hill is very steep. Box hill road isn't too bad. The Zig Zag is ok but I usually try to ride up the green hill on the side of box hill which is a killer.

The Great Surrey Cycle is a cracking ride IMO with some decent climbs and blissfull coasts down the other sides of the hills!!!

RRS_Staffs

648 posts

208 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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http://bikeroutetoaster.com/Course.aspx?course=257...

It looks like youre climbing approx 100m in 1km making it about 10% give or take which Id say is a fairly fruity climb

10% is about the steepest Id find enjoyable
We have 2km at the gradient locally which is a nice ride if your in the mood

I can climb all day and actually enjoy it at 6-8% which is what most Alpine or Pyrenean climbs would be - just for a lot longer

We also have some 15% ers and a 25%er for a few hundred metres which for me serve no purpose other than to say youve done them!

Cheers

Oh and if you want the full 'hurt me plenty treatment' www.climbbybike.com

rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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My favourite - well most testing - is on one of my local rides. Its appeal is its profile. It starts 90 degrees off a forest fire road with a section so steep and loose that you have to hit it fast and remain standing to keep the momentum up, and there is a very tricky line that has grip - miss the line and you're off. This section takes about 20 pedal strokes, but they are flat out so your heart is pounding.

The next section is flatter so you can drop back into the saddle, but you're still at 70-80% effort at this point. It then gets very very gradually steeper over about 8 minutes, until the top section which really kicks again requiring full effort and some speed to maintain traction. At the top you're lungs are hanging over the bars.

You then get a minute of flat before you get the last little standing loose kicker which is about 20 pedal strokes. It basically runs up the side of Negate Bank.

Its hard in summer, but the winter slop adds some difficulty WRT finding traction.

Old man Jimbo

Original Poster:

31 posts

189 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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RRS_Staffs said:
http://bikeroutetoaster.com/Course.aspx?course=257...

It looks like youre climbing approx 100m in 1km making it about 10% give or take which Id say is a fairly fruity climb

10% is about the steepest Id find enjoyable
We have 2km at the gradient locally which is a nice ride if your in the mood

I can climb all day and actually enjoy it at 6-8% which is what most Alpine or Pyrenean climbs would be - just for a lot longer

We also have some 15% ers and a 25%er for a few hundred metres which for me serve no purpose other than to say youve done them!

Cheers

Oh and if you want the full 'hurt me plenty treatment' www.climbbybike.com
They're a great pair of websites! Quickly added to favorites. Yeah one had a 14% another had 12% roadsign I remember. I can't even begin to think what 25% could be like! I don't know if I could even bring myself to try one.

Thanks for the interesting links.

SteveS Cup

1,996 posts

189 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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I believe pebble hill is 17%... 25% would be off the bike and walking for me!!!!!

Rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

256 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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There's a little climb near me that I use for hill repeats. It's not very long - maybe 700m - but peaks at about 28% which is tough the 10th time up.

Further afield Kirkstone Pass in the Lakes nearly did for me in March when I had a spin up it. Over 20% for a couple of km stretches. I recall that Wrynose is worse....

The Alpine climbs are not so tough to ride up unless you do several of them OR race up them. I imagine the Zoncolan and Mortirolo are pretty unpleasant though.

On a slightly more offbeat note the 6km up to Grosnjan in Northern Croatia is stunning but with a sneaky little 20% section about 4km up.

andySC

1,385 posts

187 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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The toughest out there (IMHO) is Hardknott Pass, it is insane. I've done it a few times & it's a real test of legs, lungs & crank arms!!

Rosedale Chimney in the North Yorkshire moors is a toughie too. Infact that area has plenty of quite bonkers climbing opportunities. The Ryedale Rumble is my favourite sportive & contains 4 or 5 monsters plus a whole load of little digs to take it outta ya.

Recently I've done Tan Hill into a mental block headwind & that felt tough, Sa Calobra in Majorca (crazy,pointless, unreal stretch of tarmac) was hard but then again I tried to get up it as fast as I could, in which case any hill is a test!

g_stacey

644 posts

262 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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Snowdon was tough, wind rain and very cold. flickr pics here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/23318875@N02/sets/721...



Col Du Galibier was tough, sooooooo hot. flickr pics here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/23318875@N02/sets/721...



Love all climbs!

amnesia182

486 posts

191 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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There's an absolute c### of a hill near me called Blissford Hill... only about 300m long, but 25% average !

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...


One in the Purbecks, about a mile of 16%

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...

And a mile long 20% on the other side of Corfe Castle

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...

I can just about manage all three without collapsing in a heap.

I am crap at hills... need to lose a couple of stone to make things easier, I think.

paulrockliffe

16,557 posts

256 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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Rode up Skiddaw on Friday night. First time I've not pushed any of it. That was pretty steep!

mackie1

8,169 posts

262 months

Saturday 4th June 2011
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No idea what the grade is (I'd estimate near enough 20%) but there's an off road climb east out of Aldbury that goes pretty much straight up the side of the hill and it's murder. A couple on my local route around Whitwell too that have ~15% sections. Herts isn't very hilly but you could fool me!

nammynake

2,658 posts

202 months

Sunday 5th June 2011
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andySC said:
The toughest out there (IMHO) is Hardknott Pass!
Never ridden it (would love to have a crack), but drove up it once and it was so steep I couldn't get into 2nd gear. I believe it's 33%.

neilski

2,563 posts

264 months

Sunday 5th June 2011
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I thought this one took a bit of doing....



To be fair, we had already done the Col d'Aubisque that morning. wink

The obligatory photo stop at the summit:



Captain Beaky

1,389 posts

313 months

Sunday 5th June 2011
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Simon Warren's 100 Greatest Cycling Climbs is well worth a look. Plenty of scary stuff in there and it's a nice read too.


Crippo

1,360 posts

249 months

Sunday 5th June 2011
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Hardest climb in Britain is Bealach Na Ba in Scotland which is on the west coast from the south up to Applecross. Its about half an Alpe Du huez. 6 miles in length and about 650m of height gain so slightly steeper than teh Alpe and on really shonky road surface. Its very slow and without too many hairpins which usually act as respite.
I found it an absolute bee stard which from someone who enjoys going up Alpe d huez is saying something

yellowjack

18,414 posts

195 months

Monday 6th June 2011
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Old man Jimbo said:
There are two points on the ride out that make me feel like my heart and lungs are going to quite literally burst out of my chest so I've linked them off goggle maps.
yikes I doff my cap to you Sir. Nuffink like that in the Saaarf, least ways not in Norf Essix, anyway. The first one you linked looks like the climb that just keeps on giving. wink

itsnotarace

4,685 posts

238 months

Monday 6th June 2011
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Here's two near me that I have a love/hate relationship with

Dragon Hill Road

Blowing Stone Hill

The second hits 20% and just drags on. I don't mind long hills, just not steep and long together.

Old man Jimbo

Original Poster:

31 posts

189 months

Monday 6th June 2011
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I'm loving the amount of pain this thread is throwing up :lol:

Some genuinely nasty stuff...

Why do I feel drawn towards riding some of it? What's wrong with me??