Box Hill graffiti
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Fourmotion

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249 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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It's started earlier than I expected, but the artists have been out on the pristine canvas that is the re-surfaced Box Hill.

Large Dorking Cock

I'm looking forward to what else they can scrawl on there in the build up to the Olympics. Hopefully the organisers (and residents) will leave it there for the race (although I can see why they might want to get rid of this piece).

Kermit power

29,622 posts

242 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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rofl

When I saw "large Dorking cock", I assumed it was going to be a case of someone graffiti attacking this...


anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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thats terrible.....

no detail, poor curvature of the scrotal area, no hair, very poor scaling....

Kermit power

29,622 posts

242 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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Going O/T, but has anyone ridden Box Hill within the last couple of weeks to know if it has been properly resurfaced?

The last time I went up there, they'd removed the speed bumps on the zig zags and laid fresh tarmac there, but otherwise left it untouched. I was left thoroughly bemused and pissed off at the thought that they were just going to remove the bumps for the duration of the games, then put them back, leaving the same old stty tarmac on the rest of the road.

I want my Olympic legacy, and frankly, some decent resurfacing around Box Hill is likely to be all I'll get even on an optimistic day!!

Fourmotion

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249 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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The whole road has been resurfaced. It's a shame, because at least before the rough surface and speed bumps gave a bit of resistance. The pro riders wouldn't have called it a hill even then, but at least the surface could have created a bit of drama.

Now it's so quick and smooth they'll be looking forward to going up it compared to the condition of the rest of the roads. Maybe someone could 'graffiti' it with some cobbles the night before the race...

Kermit power

29,622 posts

242 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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Fourmotion said:
The whole road has been resurfaced. It's a shame, because at least before the rough surface and speed bumps gave a bit of resistance. The pro riders wouldn't have called it a hill even then, but at least the surface could have created a bit of drama.

Now it's so quick and smooth they'll be looking forward to going up it compared to the condition of the rest of the roads. Maybe someone could 'graffiti' it with some cobbles the night before the race...
Maybe so, but I'm not quite of the standard of a Pro rider, and I'll take any help I can get! hehe

Fourmotion

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Friday 11th May 2012
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Kermit power said:
Maybe so, but I'm not quite of the standard of a Pro rider, and I'll take any help I can get! hehe
Good point. Strava PB here I come...

Kermit power

29,622 posts

242 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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Fourmotion said:
Kermit power said:
Maybe so, but I'm not quite of the standard of a Pro rider, and I'll take any help I can get! hehe
Good point. Strava PB here I come...
yes

Plus we'll use it many more times in the years to come than the pros. Lightweights.

BMWBen

4,906 posts

230 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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Fourmotion said:
The whole road has been resurfaced. It's a shame, because at least before the rough surface and speed bumps gave a bit of resistance. The pro riders wouldn't have called it a hill even then, but at least the surface could have created a bit of drama.

Now it's so quick and smooth they'll be looking forward to going up it compared to the condition of the rest of the roads. Maybe someone could 'graffiti' it with some cobbles the night before the race...
Dammit now I'm going to have to go and kill myself again to get a new PB :@ Most people go up there at about 4mph though, so the surface isn't really going to make that much difference.

I'd also say that box hill is one of the easier climbs in that area... Could have done a figure of eight thing:
up whitedown, down crocknorth, round and up ranmore common road, down whitedown, up crocknorth, down ranmore road repeat 8 times. That's what I do on my recovery rides anyway biggrin

Fourmotion

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Friday 11th May 2012
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BMWBen said:
Dammit now I'm going to have to go and kill myself again to get a new PB :@ Most people go up there at about 4mph though, so the surface isn't really going to make that much difference.

I'd also say that box hill is one of the easier climbs in that area... Could have done a figure of eight thing:
up whitedown, down crocknorth, round and up ranmore common road, down whitedown, up crocknorth, down ranmore road repeat 8 times. That's what I do on my recovery rides anyway biggrin
That fills me with dread that hill does. I'm doing the King of the Downs sportive which includes all the Surrey Hills in a few weeks time. I'm looking at Box Hill as a rest.

LordFlathead

9,646 posts

287 months

Friday 11th May 2012
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"Not a bad effort, but it needs pubes and better definition around the b*****ks."

laugh Those comments rofl

paranoid airbag

2,679 posts

188 months

Saturday 12th May 2012
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LordFlathead said:
"Not a bad effort, but it needs pubes and better definition around the b*****ks."

laugh Those comments rofl
rofl I'll give them another rofl

Correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't the nurburgring also have a couple of gigantic jizzsticks on it? I'm thinking round Karussell...

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 12th May 2012
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pablo said:
thats terrible.....

no detail, poor curvature of the scrotal area, no hair, very poor scaling....
now, draw it out 100 times...and if it's not done by dawn i'll cut your balls off smile

XitUp

7,690 posts

233 months

Sunday 13th May 2012
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Looks a bit like mine.

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 13th May 2012
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XitUp said:
Looks a bit like mine.
bulging gonads and a blurred cock? i'd go see a doctor....

TKF

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264 months

Sunday 13th May 2012
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363 people have done it this week trying to better their Strava PBs biggrin

New KOM with a 500W climb!

http://app.strava.com/segments/627910

BMWBen

4,906 posts

230 months

Sunday 13th May 2012
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New PB for me smile. Lovely ride this evening. Didn't feel like I was that quick but did 2 laps and set my record twice. Just inside the top 100 for the zigzag road segment now biggrin

So I can confirm. The surface is much better.