A cyclist's guide to cars and their drivers
A cyclist's guide to cars and their drivers
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heebeegeetee

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29,705 posts

266 months

73mark

774 posts

145 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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Enjoy. smile
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I did thanks

jamieduff1981

8,092 posts

158 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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He comes across as a nice balanced chap.

Chicane-UK

3,861 posts

203 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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I think I'll avoid this thread - it's going to get ugly! smile

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

246 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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Blimey! Idiot!

ewenm

28,506 posts

263 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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Chicane-UK said:
I think I'll avoid this thread - it's going to get ugly! smile
It shouldn't really as it's all pretty obviously said in jest and pretty much matches what any PHer would say about driving in a city.

Freddy88FM

474 posts

152 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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To be honest I use the same rule of thumb when driving.

However I have to say as someone who drives mainly but has cycled from time to time... I've never understood either's perspective on the issue. Why cars hate cyclists is beyond me, as is the reverse (though I can appreciate the damage caused physically in a hypothetical scenario is almost always worse for the cyclist - therefore I suppose they have a cause to get irritated at incompetence).

thismonkeyhere

11,061 posts

249 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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ewenm said:
pretty obviously said in jest
It'd be even more obvious if it was vaguely funny.

ewenm

28,506 posts

263 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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thismonkeyhere said:
ewenm said:
pretty obviously said in jest
It'd be even more obvious if it was vaguely funny.
It's about as funny as the PH memes of "All Audi drivers are cocks", "All cyclists jump red lights", "Mapped!", "MX5" etc that get trotted out all the time and people seem to find funny.

GaryGlitter

2,088 posts

201 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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Knob from the Telegraph said:
I work on the basic principle that if a vehicle has wheels bigger than my bike's, it's best to stay away.
And here's what he rides:


funkyrobot

18,789 posts

246 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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GaryGlitter said:
Knob from the Telegraph said:
I work on the basic principle that if a vehicle has wheels bigger than my bike's, it's best to stay away.
And here's what he rides:

I thought it was this:


GaryGlitter

2,088 posts

201 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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funkyrobot said:
I thought it was this:

Surely that's asking for a S59?

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

246 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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GaryGlitter said:
funkyrobot said:
I thought it was this:

Surely that's asking for a S59?
Dont giv a fukk m8!

smile

rossub

5,294 posts

208 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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Freddy88FM said:
To be honest I use the same rule of thumb when driving.

However I have to say as someone who drives mainly but has cycled from time to time... I've never understood either's perspective on the issue. Why cars hate cyclists is beyond me, as is the reverse (though I can appreciate the damage caused physically in a hypothetical scenario is almost always worse for the cyclist - therefore I suppose they have a cause to get irritated at incompetence).
Witnessed a cyclist go through a red light last night and nearly got knocked off his bike as a result. Caused innocent driver of the car to brake heavily. fking tt.

Very few cyclists I see stop for red lights, yet demand respect on the road. Is that reason enough?

....and dont get me started on the fkers who cycle on dual carriageways, when there's a purpose built cycle track alongside.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

246 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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rossub said:
Freddy88FM said:
To be honest I use the same rule of thumb when driving.

However I have to say as someone who drives mainly but has cycled from time to time... I've never understood either's perspective on the issue. Why cars hate cyclists is beyond me, as is the reverse (though I can appreciate the damage caused physically in a hypothetical scenario is almost always worse for the cyclist - therefore I suppose they have a cause to get irritated at incompetence).
Witnessed a cyclist go through a red light last night and nearly got knocked off his bike as a result. Caused innocent driver of the car to brake heavily. fking tt.

Very few cyclists I see stop for red lights, yet demand respect on the road. Is that reason enough?

....and dont get me started on the fkers who cycle on dual carriageways, when there's a purpose built cycle track alongside.
Here we go. smile

Andy ap

1,147 posts

190 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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"You know them by their sound, which is something akin to a wet fart amplified through a speaker with a tear in it. 0-25mph in... oh, who cares, you're going to be queuing anyway."

Comment of the year.... I agree those red hot hatches are bloody dangerous to cyclists.....Oh hang on a minute i've errrr got one. And a bike.

And this guide is almost useless out of a city...

"Apparently there are still motoring programmes on television devoted to finding minute differences between these silver boxes. All cyclists need to know is that they're generally driven by cross people in a hurry"

..Brilliant

Edited by Andy ap on Friday 1st November 13:31

rossub

5,294 posts

208 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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funkyrobot said:
Here we go. smile
Someone had to start it hehe

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

246 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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rossub said:
funkyrobot said:
Here we go. smile
Someone had to start it hehe
Heebee did that. smile

Andy ap

1,147 posts

190 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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GaryGlitter said:
funkyrobot said:
I thought it was this:

Surely that's asking for a S59?
Never mind that there's a hilux and a Metro playing chicken that's gonna end badly....

Toltec

7,179 posts

241 months

Friday 1st November 2013
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I thought the two wheeled shape shifter bit was funny, could also be written.

Look there is a cyclist on the road
Look there's a pedestrian with two wheels on the pavement
Look there's a two wheeled emergency vehicle going through a red light