Cyclist assaulted in London
Cyclist assaulted in London
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megaphone

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11,655 posts

280 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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This is all over the LBC talk show in London.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/watch-cyclist-attacked-in-cit...

TheInternet

5,239 posts

192 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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Also all over GG: When pricks collide

megaphone

Original Poster:

11,655 posts

280 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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33 pages in GG. I can't be bothered to read it!

Just be careful out there, there are some pricks about!

garrykiller

5,670 posts

187 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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some of the comments ffs. its like PH!

Hackney

7,430 posts

237 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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article said:
He speeds off when the lights turn green, but a cyclist catches up with him next set of lights and shouts at the driver.

The cyclist, who was recording the incident on a head camera, briefly turned away and when he turns back, you can see a man, believed to have just got out of the Audi, punching the cyclist.
Journo confused by multiple cyclist refers to them all as "the cyclist"

megaphone

Original Poster:

11,655 posts

280 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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LBC does like a good cycling story as fodder for it's 'tabloid' talk shows. The 'live' comments are as bad as the written ones.

Someone just suggested that all cyclists should have a license and have number plates, same old crap.

TwistingMyMelon

6,510 posts

234 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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LOL the thread in GG was growing by a page every 30 minutes on Friday

They all look idiots in the video.

Nikolai Petroff

589 posts

162 months

Monday 27th January 2014
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So another Tofu-Brains on his two wheeled dildo got upset at a driver making a mistake and just "had to educate him". Unfortunately, the passenger was some chav meat-head who... being a meat eater cleaned his clock.

The upside is a preachy moron would think twice before trying to make the world a better place.

Theory that K*obheads have moved to Audis - confirmed.

yellowjack

18,450 posts

195 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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Nikolai Petroff said:
So another Tofu-Brains on his two wheeled dildo got upset at a driver making a mistake and just "had to educate him". Unfortunately, the passenger was some chav meat-head who... being a meat eater cleaned his clock.

The upside is a preachy moron would think twice before trying to make the world a better place.

Theory that K*obheads have moved to Audis - confirmed.
Making a mistake? You've watched the video, right? The bit where the tosser in the Audi has his manhood challenged by cyclists legitimately using the advanced stop line, so creeps forward into it deliberately, D-E-L-I-B-E-R-A-T-E-L-Y mind you, so it's no mistake. Just a man with a small appendage in a big car with a shocking attitude to his fellow man.

The fact that the cyclist caught up to the Audi without too much trouble simply proves that cars are not held up by cyclists, and in general it's the other way around, with cyclists held up by badly driven cars selfishly and deliberately blocking access to the advanced stop boxes.

As for the cyclist being wrong to challenge such behaviour? Laughable. In the military, challenging behaviour you know to be wrong is called "Having Moral Courage" and it is encouraged, whether the inappropriate behaviour be racism, sexism, bullying or anything else that one person shouldn't have to accept from another in a civilised society. So far as I can see from that clip, the cyclist has done nothing wrong, whereas the driver of the Audi has committed at least one moving traffic offence, and he/she, or his/her passenger has committed an assault. Both of which should attract the attention of the Police and the judicial system.

On the subject of 'preachy morons'. If YOU have EVER leaned on your horn in response to the behaviour of another driver who 'cut you up' or some such, then you are pretty damned close to being the very definition of the person who lives in a glass house, yet stupidly thinks that throwing stones is a good idea.

As for your last comment that "The upside is a preachy moron would SHOULD think twice before trying to make the world a better place."?
(It cannot ever be "would" in the context of the remainder of your sentence, so I've taken the liberty of correcting it.)

Do you think that it is advantageous to the development of humanity that we all become quivering masses of morally spineless jelly, hoping that we don't get in the path of one of these sub-human bullies every day? If no-one stands against this kind of disgraceful behaviour, then we are ALL the worse for it.

danny0001uk1

264 posts

178 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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Good maybe more cyclists will keep of the road slowing down traffic!

MocMocaMoc

1,524 posts

170 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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danny0001uk1 said:
Good maybe more cyclists will keep of the road slowing down traffic!
Haha!

YURRR!

lufbramatt

5,676 posts

163 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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Two people being dicks, just instead of them being outside a pub (where no-one would bat an eyelid), one of them happened to be on a bike, which seems to give the car-driving majority the right to tar every other cyclist with the same stick.

Non-story tbh. People have arguments every day, it's just human nature.

danny0001uk1 said:
Good maybe more cyclists will keep of the road slowing down traffic!
ahahahhahahahaha

I often keep an eye out for cars that have overtaken me. This morning I got to the station car park the exact same time as a BMW e36 that had overtaken me 2 miles previously. I also got to work a couple of minutes faster than my mate (who was driving) that I cycled past at some traffic lights. Don't really think I was holding anyone up ;-)


Edited by lufbramatt on Tuesday 28th January 08:33

MocMocaMoc

1,524 posts

170 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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lufbramatt said:
Two people being dicks, just instead of them being outside a pub (where no-one would bat an eyelid), one of them happened to be on a bike, which seems to give the car-driving majority to tar every other cyclist with the same stick.

Non-story tbh. People have arguments every day, it's just human nature.
This exactly.

You hear it all the time; "ALL CYCLISTS ARE DICKS!" or "ALL CAR / AUDI DRIVERS ARE DICKS!"

No no, PEOPLE are just generally dicks. You don't need wheels to act like a c*nt.

yellowjack

18,450 posts

195 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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danny0001uk1 said:
Good maybe more cyclists will keep of the road slowing down traffic!
OFF you cretin. It's OFF the road, not OF the road.

And cyclists do not slow traffic down in towns and cities. It's very much the other way around. As I proved over the course of a week by 'racing' a colleague who lived on the same estate as me and drove a Sierra Cosworth 4x4, yet only beat me into the car park at work on one out of five days. Go figure?

ETA: Reading your sentence as it's currently punctuated, you are correct. More cyclists keeping off the road on bikes will mean they will have to travel by some other means. For some that will mean cars and buses. So there'll be more cars and buses on the road, causing even longer queues at traffic lights and other junctions, thereby meaning longer delays for ALL road users. You really ought to think this through a little more thoroughly, no?




Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 28th January 09:04

danny0001uk1

264 posts

178 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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yellowjack said:
OFF you cretin. It's OFF the road, not OF the road.

And cyclists do not slow traffic down in towns and cities. It's very much the other way around. As I proved over the course of a week by 'racing' a colleague who lived on the same estate as me and drove a Sierra Cosworth 4x4, yet only beat me into the car park at work on one out of five days. Go figure?


Edited by yellowjack on Tuesday 28th January 08:58
Maybe in towns and cities but not down country roads on my way to work! Same with buses turning right at busy junctions!

essayer

10,410 posts

223 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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The video does reinforce an important point - when someone does something to piss you off, let it go. Don't get red mist and chase them down Hoy-style on your commuter bike (with satchel) just to shout at them because they won't listen hehe

Edited by essayer on Tuesday 28th January 09:10

budgie smuggler

6,056 posts

188 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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yellowjack said:
Nikolai Petroff said:
So another Tofu-Brains on his two wheeled dildo got upset at a driver making a mistake and just "had to educate him". Unfortunately, the passenger was some chav meat-head who... being a meat eater cleaned his clock.

The upside is a preachy moron would think twice before trying to make the world a better place.

Theory that K*obheads have moved to Audis - confirmed.
Making a mistake? You've watched the video, right? The bit where the tosser in the Audi has his manhood challenged by cyclists legitimately using the advanced stop line, so creeps forward into it deliberately, D-E-L-I-B-E-R-A-T-E-L-Y mind you, so it's no mistake. Just a man with a small appendage in a big car with a shocking attitude to his fellow man.

The fact that the cyclist caught up to the Audi without too much trouble simply proves that cars are not held up by cyclists, and in general it's the other way around, with cyclists held up by badly driven cars selfishly and deliberately blocking access to the advanced stop boxes.

As for the cyclist being wrong to challenge such behaviour? Laughable. In the military, challenging behaviour you know to be wrong is called "Having Moral Courage" and it is encouraged, whether the inappropriate behaviour be racism, sexism, bullying or anything else that one person shouldn't have to accept from another in a civilised society. So far as I can see from that clip, the cyclist has done nothing wrong, whereas the driver of the Audi has committed at least one moving traffic offence, and he/she, or his/her passenger has committed an assault. Both of which should attract the attention of the Police and the judicial system.

On the subject of 'preachy morons'. If YOU have EVER leaned on your horn in response to the behaviour of another driver who 'cut you up' or some such, then you are pretty damned close to being the very definition of the person who lives in a glass house, yet stupidly thinks that throwing stones is a good idea.

As for your last comment that "The upside is a preachy moron would SHOULD think twice before trying to make the world a better place."?
(It cannot ever be "would" in the context of the remainder of your sentence, so I've taken the liberty of correcting it.)

Do you think that it is advantageous to the development of humanity that we all become quivering masses of morally spineless jelly, hoping that we don't get in the path of one of these sub-human bullies every day? If no-one stands against this kind of disgraceful behaviour, then we are ALL the worse for it.
Good post.

thiscocks

3,398 posts

224 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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cylist was asking for a smack and he got one

Rob_T

1,916 posts

280 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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yellowjack said:
If no-one stands against this kind of disgraceful behaviour, then we are ALL the worse for it.
Sorry but I am not sure to whom you are referring. Are you referring to the disgraceful behaviour of the cyclist for using such foul and aggressive language in a public place or are you referring to the passenger in the Audi for violent misconduct in a public place.

funinhounslow

2,006 posts

171 months

Tuesday 28th January 2014
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essayer said:
The video does reinforce an important point - when someone does something to piss you off, let it go. Don't get red mist and chase them down Hoy-style on your commuter bike (with satchel) just to shout at them because they won't listen hehe

Edited by essayer on Tuesday 28th January 09:10
This is it.

I learned my lesson a couple of years ago when I "gestured" at a BMW driver who turned left at a roundabout without indicating causing me to stop for no reason (he was to my right and I gave way). I would usually have let it go but I was cycling into the wind and annoyed.

Well he turned around and followed me flashing his lights and honking. He pulled up and came up to me in a rage - I thought I was for it. Luckily I answered his rhetorical question "what the fcensoredk's your problem then" and that stopped him dead. We had a reasonable discussion, and ended up shaking hands. But it could so easily have ended differently.

So for me, relatively minor annoyances like creeping into an ASL, I just let go.

ETA Regardless of the provocation, calling a stranger a fcensoredg pcensoredk as an opening gambit is unlikely to go well.

Edited by funinhounslow on Tuesday 28th January 10:12