I've heard all the excuses for close passes now!
I've heard all the excuses for close passes now!
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Disco You

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Rouleur

7,416 posts

218 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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I don't know what's worse, the driver having it down there, the cyclist or the comments! That pass wasn't close at all IMO.

S10GTA

13,784 posts

196 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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No volume at work, what does he say?

Rouleur

7,416 posts

218 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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He's got a parrot down his jumper!!!

heebeegeetee

30,142 posts

277 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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S10GTA said:
No volume at work, what does he say?
When he's stops texting, he blames the parrot that is under his shirt.

Johno

8,593 posts

311 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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heebeegeetee said:
S10GTA said:
No volume at work, what does he say?
When he's stops texting, he blames the parrot that is under his shirt.
In fairness he does say "I've got a dying parrot on me" hehe

Disco You

Original Poster:

3,748 posts

209 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Rouleur said:
I don't know what's worse, the driver having it down there, the cyclist or the comments! That pass wasn't close at all IMO.
It wasn't as bad as many, but I wouldn't have made that pass myself, nor would I have appreciated someone passing me like that terribly much. In fairness, it's not like the cyclist gets all sweary, he was quite polite with the driver.

yellowjack

18,444 posts

195 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Johno said:
In fairness he does say "I've got a dying parrot on me" hehe
Bless.

In that case, lets rush him to the vets with a blue light escort from his local TrafPol then.

Or on second thoughts, dying parrots are no excuse for driving badly, and why the fk did he have a phone in his hands? Surely if the bird is dying you'd want to concentrate on getting it to help ASAP, not be fart-arsing about with your bloody phone, and putting other HUMAN BEINGS at very real risk of injury or death.

"Sorry love, I know I've just run your kid over, but I can't stop, see I've got this dying parrot that I'm rushing to the vet."

If that statement sounds unacceptable, it's just as unacceptable as the poor driving in the clip. Parrots? bks. Just a selfish arse in a car. Again.

S10GTA

13,784 posts

196 months

Thursday 13th March 2014
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Or was he just a fan of Monty Python confused