Horror bikes on ebay
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Jayfish

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6,795 posts

232 months

Saturday 24th May 2014
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Whilst browsing for a roadie for my son I came across this beauty

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Road-bike-/251536578173?...

Look at the hoods!

Can you find worse?

Spyder5

1,071 posts

194 months

Sunday 25th May 2014
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That would be too expensive even if it wasn't borked!

Jayfish

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6,795 posts

232 months

Sunday 25th May 2014
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yes it wasn't one I was actually considering

marmitemania

1,571 posts

171 months

Sunday 25th May 2014
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If anyone pays the best part of 90 for that they want their hands chopping off.

Usget

5,426 posts

240 months

Sunday 25th May 2014
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I had an Ammaco bike when I was about 13. At the time I thought it was the bees' knees because it had full suspension. It was the sort of bike you nowadays see people riding with flat tyres, with their hoods up, against the flow of traffic.

It weighed about as much as I do. Once, I tried to bunnyhop it and the left-hand crank sheared clean in half! Obviously extremely well cast...

So yeah, I can heartily recommend this as a place to spend 90 of your hard-earned.

shouldbworking

4,801 posts

241 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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So a friend would like a decent, cheap road bike, and he would like it to be orange ideally. None of the usual suspects spring to mind so I hop to ebay to see what frames come in orange.

Ahah, whats this? orange.... road bike.. wait what?



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MENS-ROAD-RACE-BIKE-BICY...

Just.. eek what.. confusedyikes no .

Jayfish

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6,795 posts

232 months

Thursday 29th May 2014
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shouldbworking said:
So a friend would like a decent, cheap road bike, and he would like it to be orange ideally. None of the usual suspects spring to mind so I hop to ebay to see what frames come in orange.

Ahah, whats this? orange.... road bike.. wait what?



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MENS-ROAD-RACE-BIKE-BICY...

Just.. eek what.. confusedyikes no .
Oh my f***ing GOD!










those wheel reflectors!

Usget

5,426 posts

240 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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"Would suit contortionist"

Kermit power

29,622 posts

242 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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At least on the first one I can see how it might be comfortable enough for someone who chooses to always ride on the drops for whatever reason, but the second one... Who the hell could actually ride that?

marmitemania

1,571 posts

171 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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I don't thinks the orange bike is a horror, if it's a bike that someone can afford and it gets them into road biking what's the problem. It just needs the bars rotating and the levers re positioning and some fresh bar tape afterwards. Not my cup of tea but some one will like it.

Kermit power

29,622 posts

242 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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marmitemania said:
I don't thinks the orange bike is a horror, if it's a bike that someone can afford and it gets them into road biking what's the problem. It just needs the bars rotating and the levers re positioning and some fresh bar tape afterwards. Not my cup of tea but some one will like it.
You're missing the point somewhat. The horror of said bike is the fact that someone has set the levers up like that the first place! Take another look and see if you can figure out how many extra elbows you'd need per arm to ride it.

Some Gump

13,018 posts

215 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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marmitemania said:
I don't thinks the orange bike is a horror, if it's a bike that someone can afford and it gets them into road biking what's the problem. It just needs the bars rotating and the levers re positioning and some fresh bar tape afterwards. Not my cup of tea but some one will like it.
It also needs more spokes.

Benmac

1,697 posts

245 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Also, with the first one some deluded owner has probably contrived the bizarre set up but on the second one it appears to be a bike shop that is selling it!

bingybongy

4,144 posts

175 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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I want that saddle.

untakenname

5,351 posts

221 months

Saturday 31st May 2014
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I see so many oddly set up bikes, especially now the weathers improved, these are just a few I've taken pictures of at work. How you're meant to effectively brake eludes me, if they had an RTA surely having a bike setup that makes it almost impossible to brake effectively would count against them?







Bolebroke

400 posts

215 months

Sunday 1st June 2014
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You HAVE to Start a log / web page with bikes with badly set up cockpits.....FGG is sooooooooo 2009

HughG

3,745 posts

270 months

Monday 2nd June 2014
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jimmyVX

688 posts

236 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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A guy at work recently bought this:



Admittedly knowing it needed some new bars but who's idea it was to put those handlebars on it is anyone's guess!

Kermit power

29,622 posts

242 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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HughG said:
How robbed was he if he did pay £435 for that! hehe

P-Jay

11,404 posts

220 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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On the flip side...

Sold my old Spicy Frame at the weekend... Ad read: "I've ridden this bike every weekend for a 2 years, so has all the usual marks and the odd scratch".

Guy made a bid (it was a classified add) at about 85% of the total cost, then sent two more messages inside half an hour to ask "if I'd seen it" because he wasn't prepared to honour his bid if I didn't accept it NOW, which should have been my first warning - but I wanted rid so I accepted it.

Sent within 24 hours (like so few people do) carefully packaged, sent by a good courier with all the expensive insurance.

"Oi mate, I've opened the package and I'm not happy - I've rubbed off all the oil (or Muckoff bike spray as I call it, that I've used for a decade on every bike I've ever had) and the frame is marked"

"Yep, it's a second hand mountain bike that was sold as marked"

"Yeah but the pictures looked really good, you put bike spray on it"

"I don't understand, your issue is you bought a bike sold as being marked, have found it's marked, which is entirely cosmetic, but you're not happy because you hoped it wouldn't be - an issue that's has no impact on the way it functions and can be 'fixed' by the same maintenance that every mountain biker I know follows."

"Nah, it's more than that, all the lacquer is gone"

"does it still have the name written on the side?"

"Yeah"

"Then there's still lacquer on it"

So followed a night of threats and abuse, he's going to start a case and I'll be forced to offer a full refund immediately, he's return it at my expense and he'll make sure he says it cost £100 to return it - he's a he, but the account is a ladies name so I guess he's been banned once already and his 100% positive feedback is laced with people saying his MO is to buy something and then demand a partial refund. Oh and he could have bought it a lot cheaper elsewhere??? So why didn't he.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's not in bad shape at all, there's few tiny marks here and there, cable rubs, boot rubs etc - but it's the only bike I've had in 10 years I haven't crashed at one point or other.