Who's this MAMIL?!
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Despite the source, quite a funny article. And I expect lots here can relate!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2869069/...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2869069/...
I hate the term MAMIL.
FFS- What about all the Middle Aged Mum's In Lycra, marching about dropping off kids at school and cluttering up the aisles in ASDA in their Gym kit- trying to make out they are on the way to or from Gym, Aerobics or worse- Zumba (fat frumps living out their Dirty Dancing fantasy's)
Just because women have a genetic in-built aversion to using public changing rooms doesn't mean we need to see their muffin tops wobbling out of TK Max's finest knock off exercise gear!
Wear it while you need it sure fine, do that- just as we(I) am entitled to dress like a cyclists while cycling because (News Flash) Cycling clothing made for cycling is better to cycle in than what a Middle Aged Man might wear to mow Your Garden, do Your DIY, take You shopping etc on the weekend.
The bint in that article is a real cold blooded, joy stealing old hag... "Look dear, I'll put up with you trying to stay fit and not being an embarrassment to me like my girlfriends fat desk bound husbands but you have to dress up for me and go in the Daily Mail so I can show off this Red dress I bought and get a loud of Kudos from other MILF's who can't cope with their partners having a hobby- or the Bikes go!"
Christ- the DM is a bag of old sh*te at the best of time but this kind of rank, second rate toilet filth non-journalism is the lowest type of dross.
I hope the poor b
d buys her a properly overpriced Carbon TT bike for Christmas with every type of accessory and not a single thing she wanted the thankless slag.
Bloody MAMIL haters- they boil my piss.
FFS- What about all the Middle Aged Mum's In Lycra, marching about dropping off kids at school and cluttering up the aisles in ASDA in their Gym kit- trying to make out they are on the way to or from Gym, Aerobics or worse- Zumba (fat frumps living out their Dirty Dancing fantasy's)
Just because women have a genetic in-built aversion to using public changing rooms doesn't mean we need to see their muffin tops wobbling out of TK Max's finest knock off exercise gear!
Wear it while you need it sure fine, do that- just as we(I) am entitled to dress like a cyclists while cycling because (News Flash) Cycling clothing made for cycling is better to cycle in than what a Middle Aged Man might wear to mow Your Garden, do Your DIY, take You shopping etc on the weekend.
The bint in that article is a real cold blooded, joy stealing old hag... "Look dear, I'll put up with you trying to stay fit and not being an embarrassment to me like my girlfriends fat desk bound husbands but you have to dress up for me and go in the Daily Mail so I can show off this Red dress I bought and get a loud of Kudos from other MILF's who can't cope with their partners having a hobby- or the Bikes go!"
Christ- the DM is a bag of old sh*te at the best of time but this kind of rank, second rate toilet filth non-journalism is the lowest type of dross.
I hope the poor b
d buys her a properly overpriced Carbon TT bike for Christmas with every type of accessory and not a single thing she wanted the thankless slag.Bloody MAMIL haters- they boil my piss.
Yesterday's news was telling us we're a nation of pill poppers because we're all obese and have high blood pressure and cholesterol and today we're knocking people who go out at the weekend/after work and have some fun doing a bit of sport.
The mind boggles
The mind boggles
Edited by ecs on Thursday 11th December 10:48
Looks like he spends less than 30 minutes per week in the saddle! Pink roadie kit with a red and blue bike 
scubadude said:
I hate the term MAMIL.
FFS- What about all the Middle Aged Mum's In Lycra, marching about dropping off kids at school and cluttering up the aisles in ASDA in their Gym kit- trying to make out they are on the way to or from Gym, Aerobics or worse- Zumba (fat frumps living out their Dirty Dancing fantasy's)
Just because women have a genetic in-built aversion to using public changing rooms doesn't mean we need to see their muffin tops wobbling out of TK Max's finest knock off exercise gear!
Wear it while you need it sure fine, do that- just as we(I) am entitled to dress like a cyclists while cycling because (News Flash) Cycling clothing made for cycling is better to cycle in than what a Middle Aged Man might wear to mow Your Garden, do Your DIY, take You shopping etc on the weekend.
The bint in that article is a real cold blooded, joy stealing old hag... "Look dear, I'll put up with you trying to stay fit and not being an embarrassment to me like my girlfriends fat desk bound husbands but you have to dress up for me and go in the Daily Mail so I can show off this Red dress I bought and get a loud of Kudos from other MILF's who can't cope with their partners having a hobby- or the Bikes go!"
Christ- the DM is a bag of old sh*te at the best of time but this kind of rank, second rate toilet filth non-journalism is the lowest type of dross.
I hope the poor bd buys her a properly overpriced Carbon TT bike for Christmas with every type of accessory and not a single thing she wanted the thankless slag.
Bloody MAMIL haters- they boil my piss.
It never ceases to amaze me the inconsequential, cannot in any way affect you or your life stuff that people are prepared to get angry about on the internet.FFS- What about all the Middle Aged Mum's In Lycra, marching about dropping off kids at school and cluttering up the aisles in ASDA in their Gym kit- trying to make out they are on the way to or from Gym, Aerobics or worse- Zumba (fat frumps living out their Dirty Dancing fantasy's)
Just because women have a genetic in-built aversion to using public changing rooms doesn't mean we need to see their muffin tops wobbling out of TK Max's finest knock off exercise gear!
Wear it while you need it sure fine, do that- just as we(I) am entitled to dress like a cyclists while cycling because (News Flash) Cycling clothing made for cycling is better to cycle in than what a Middle Aged Man might wear to mow Your Garden, do Your DIY, take You shopping etc on the weekend.
The bint in that article is a real cold blooded, joy stealing old hag... "Look dear, I'll put up with you trying to stay fit and not being an embarrassment to me like my girlfriends fat desk bound husbands but you have to dress up for me and go in the Daily Mail so I can show off this Red dress I bought and get a loud of Kudos from other MILF's who can't cope with their partners having a hobby- or the Bikes go!"
Christ- the DM is a bag of old sh*te at the best of time but this kind of rank, second rate toilet filth non-journalism is the lowest type of dross.
I hope the poor b
d buys her a properly overpriced Carbon TT bike for Christmas with every type of accessory and not a single thing she wanted the thankless slag.Bloody MAMIL haters- they boil my piss.
Abagnale said:
It never ceases to amaze me the inconsequential, cannot in any way affect you or your life stuff that people are prepared to get angry about on the internet.
You've never read a post and thought- "I needed a laugh, nice rant" knowing the bloke was having a good chuckle when he wrote it?Had your sense of humor transplant yet?
scubadude said:
You've never read a post and thought- "I needed a laugh, nice rant" knowing the bloke was having a good chuckle when he wrote it?
Had your sense of humor transplant yet?
Well, that's trouble with the internet, you lose context. I mean you're coming across as a hysterical knob, again & again. but I'm sure I'm wrong.Had your sense of humor transplant yet?
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