1 min 47 secs to turn your next buying choice on its head!
1 min 47 secs to turn your next buying choice on its head!
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Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Thursday 18th June 2015
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Just take a look at this beauty!

Never mind spending thousands on your carbon & titanium rubbish... Watch this to find how steel and alloy provides the ideal balance between strength & weight! Marvel at the thought of having a bike with knobbly wheels (no, not tyres, wheels!) and look forwards to the thought of riding something that "isn't so heavy you'll struggle to control it!"

All of a sudden, I'm feeling nostalgic for Morris Marina adverts!

Watchman

6,391 posts

274 months

Thursday 18th June 2015
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Did you link to the wrong vid? That one wasn't 1:47. It was 10 mins plus...

Kermit power

Original Poster:

29,622 posts

242 months

Thursday 18th June 2015
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Watchman said:
Did you link to the wrong vid? That one wasn't 1:47. It was 10 mins plus...
Ah yes! That's the one which followed on automatically (although the brake light it has as one of the innovations is rather interesting!). The correct video is here --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SCC17K0s64

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

235 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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rofl
What a godawful piece of crap.

I hate these Apollo bikes with their fking useless suspension that does nothing apart from sap pedalling power, add huge amounts of weight and deliver a shockingly bad ride - all for additional cost. Eventually the forks will seize completely rendering it nothing more than an ornament.

But I have a strange mixture of pity and contempt for the fools that buy them. One of them was my neighbour who argued that he needed full suspension on his Apollo bike to ride to work along the footpath.
His argument was largely based around the fact that my bike (170mm travel All Mountain YT) had suspension so why not his?

I suggested that my riding was somewhat different from his - and that if he tried to ride his bike where I ride mine it would snap and seriously injure him on the first big drop.

He had it nicked. I showed him a decent 2nd hand hartail to buy from Pinkbike.

He bought another Apollo POS from Halfords. Idiot.


anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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I expect he thinks people are idiots for spending thousands on the latest shiny thing. If he likes it, good luck to him..

samj2014

610 posts

141 months

Saturday 20th June 2015
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To be fair, in the video did admit that it has the ride characteristics of a sponge. At least he's honest about that.

anonymous-user

83 months

Saturday 20th June 2015
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To be fair its Halfords channel so he isnt going to tear it to pieces, £159 though, minus VAT, minus shipping/distribution, minus..... ugh!

With these feet

5,733 posts

244 months

Sunday 21st June 2015
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One of the guys I run a car for wanted a bike to ride round the pits at LeMans last week, I'd already donated my Specialized hybrid as team bike, but wasnt going to hand over another.
He suggested something cheap and ended up with an Apollo hybrid thing. I collected it and assembled the bike (cost more for me to put it together than it cost in reality!)
What a turd. The first 5 or 6 times pulling away 50% of the effort was lost as the cassette tightend itself. It spun so much I was worried it may have stripped the thread! No matter how tight you did the seat clamp the seat rotated and the front derailleur flexes so badly its hardly worth having stops on it.Quite incredibly it stayed together, the plastic levers didnt snap nor the awful twist grips fall off. However I made sure that I didnt have the misfortune of riding it, ensuring my Spec was always on hand!

daddy cool

4,106 posts

258 months

Monday 22nd June 2015
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0:51:
"the bikes 18 speed shimano gearing makes climbing hills a doddle..."

[shows video of SRAM gripshifts]

Kermit power

Original Poster:

29,622 posts

242 months

Monday 22nd June 2015
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daddy cool said:
0:51:
"the bikes 18 speed shimano gearing makes climbing hills a doddle..."

[shows video of SRAM gripshifts]
I hadn't noticed that! hehe

How have they managed to mate SRAM shifters with Shimano mechs? I didn't think that was possible?

AbarthChris

2,259 posts

244 months

Monday 22nd June 2015
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Kermit power said:
daddy cool said:
0:51:
"the bikes 18 speed shimano gearing makes climbing hills a doddle..."

[shows video of SRAM gripshifts]
I hadn't noticed that! hehe

How have they managed to mate SRAM shifters with Shimano mechs? I didn't think that was possible?
smile
Did you also notice that when he shifts, the entire assembly moves a bit, showing its not properly tightened? smile