Answers on a post card...

[anonymous-user]

The first of many pointless and strange winter postings by folks bored and having little to do.

Why on Earth does the Lenco Race Parts catalogue, on the Research & Development page, feature a photo of:

A) a Jersey cow

and

B) A quite large looking nuclear warhead type device...

Answers thus far include:

"The sub prime mortgage crisis forces Lenco into cattle farming".

"Racers in Russia wanted something to liven up the deal on their input shaft purchases".

Edited by Top Fuel Digger on Wednesday 19th November 22:38

[fester426]

Because jon,when you tried to type in lenco,you accidently hit the buttons that spell ,,cow beastiality

[fester426]

Anyway,the bit you need is 4070 dobblers

[redvictor]

forget the lenco.You need a glide..
Not a cow in sight....

[veryoldfart]

A) a Jersey cow (yanks think Jersey cows come from jersey NY) - whats on the "udder" page?

and

B) A quite large looking nuclear warhead type device (yanks are obsessed with size)

[PhilSweeney]

tis the season for painting, polishing and freezing your nuts off in the garage.

[Furyous]

Jb, I just read your very good "Strapped to a bomb" write up, the whole thing is very informative.

Good work sir !

[fester426]

Just read it as well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,bloody good if you ask me

[herb andrews]

For the great unwashed, what the hell is it?

Edited by herb andrews on Sunday 23 November 22:48

[Furyous]

herb andrews said:

For the great unwashed, what the hell is it?

Another forum.

[fester426]

Ive won ,ive won,ive won,,,,,took me 3 days and my 10 year old son to download a thingy that allowed me to look at the catalogue thing,,,,,it quite clearly states that lenco have used there talents to manufacture some kind of geartrain for the arms race ,also they made some cak that milks cows in under 5 seconds,,,,jon what do i win eh ,eh,is it money,i cant wait,send me my prize now.....im bored now

[anonymous-user]

fester426 said:

Ive won ,ive won,ive won,,,,,took me 3 days and my 10 year old son to download a thingy that allowed me to look at the catalogue thing,,,,,it quite clearly states that lenco have used there talents to manufacture some kind of geartrain for the arms race ,also they made some cak that milks cows in under 5 seconds,,,,jon what do i win eh ,eh,is it money,i cant wait,send me my prize now.....im bored now

If you hold a shotgun to a cow's head, it'll milk quite quickly...
We did try that once down ere, we so did...arrrrr...
Gertrude weren't bess plazed boy enny uff it thow, pooo-ur gurl.

Fester's prize is...
Wait for it...

You can fix that bleedin fuel shutoff, cant say fairer than that

[fester426]

Thats not a prize ,thats an insult,ive got afamily to feed you will be hearing from my attorney or the truth about the cows is coming out,,,,,,,,,,,,all my love,,,bill