Lost property - PH help needed

[gtdc]

We had a trackday yesterday - Brands GP circuit. Someone always leaves something in the pit garages afterwards. Normally it is fairly easy for me to reunite lost property with the owner. This one was found by Brands last night and we're all struggling.

Now I know it's hard to do this from just a photo but can any PHers give me an idea of how big a chap I'm looking for here? I'd hate to think it was sitting unloved, without a home. It could affect his set up very badly.

Melindi

[boobles]

How will you identify somebody by size?

Is it a case of going through the records & identifying people by being slim or large?

That could be an intresting phone call. "we identified you by being fat"

[gtdc]

Maybe by car type then? Is it more likley to be a 458 or a Caterham sort of thing?

Melindi

[boobles]

Oh dear, perhaps I should have used the laptop sooner rather than the works PC.

I can now see the picture.

Looks far to small to be mine.

[gtdc]

You've got a good engineering brain. I think I need your help to come up with some criteria for identifying the owner.

[boobles]

Perhaps advertise it on the website if you have a lost or stolen section.

Don't mention what it is or even a picture, just say it's for a well endowed male & perhaps mention which pit garage it was left in & watch the phone calls come rolling in!

[Eduardo de Sousa]

Wow!!!!! He was expecting a lot from that track day.

May be he got it wrong ?

Speed dating ?

Eduardo.

[boobles]

I didn't get anything "extra" on my trackday around Silverstone!


Perhaps they should introduce something "naughty" maybe "naughty" female instructors........


Every little helps.

Could even go that extra mile. Rather than calling it "Brands Hatch" experience, they could rename it to "Brown Snatch" experience....

Ok, Im going.

Edited by boobles on Thursday 9th June 12:01

[gtdc]

I'm assuming it was a him. It could have been owned by a her for a him.

You couldn't confuse it with a jubilee clip could you?

[boobles]

I'm not so sure it could pass as one. I have never seen one that is slippery before.

How about passing it of as a party balloon?

[gtdc]

It's like when good tie wraps go bad.

[boobles]

gtdc said:

It's like when good tie wraps go bad.

We have plenty of them!

Our German colleagues insist in using them for anything & everything.

[gtdc]

It does look a bit like a German suppository.

[boobles]

gtdc said:

It does look a bit like a German suppository.

Just as I was reading that, a German guy walked in & was looking over my shoulder.

[chiefs]

I was there, but defo took my rabit home with me.

Blue Impreza WRX

[gtdc]

Did any strange men come up and offer you a night of vibrating pleasure?

[legaleagleboy]

.......... the driver wanted to come faster around Druids but this was all the pit crew could come up with !!

[jonnyleroux]

I heard a chap had to come in the pits because of a vibration he'd felt whilst taking Surtees - takes on a whole new meaning now!

[silverthorn2151]

Inappropriate use of a cock ring wasn't mentioned at the Easytrack briefing at Snetterton yesterday.

Perhaps it's just Brands where the pit lane marshall asks you to cough while checking wrist bands.

[V8mate]

Definitely a GT3 owner; probably RS too, if I had to take a punt.