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Baby Blue

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2,078 posts

264 months

Wednesday 28th October 2009
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Thanks for restoring the credibilty of Track Days for me at least, a worn out old Git.

After the total garbage served up by a very large organiser, at BRANDS ON THE GP circuit recently,owning almost a monopoly on circuits in UK , who does NOT give a flying fig abt control of a day ,takes ur money and runs ............

Similar weather today , damp start , maybe people listened to the briefing today , 1 off all morning and another red for 5 mins later on ............ran through lunch very mixed bag, from Mosler to barely track acceptable kit ......whatever that means ................just thanks for a really well run day

Edited by Baby Blue on Wednesday 28th October 18:48


Edited by Baby Blue on Thursday 29th October 07:59

ricky s

158 posts

231 months

Wednesday 28th October 2009
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Baby Blue said:
Thanks for restoring the credibilty of Track Days for me at least, a worn out old Git.

After the total garbage served up by a very large organiser, at BRANDS ON THE GP circuit recently,owning almost a monopoly on circuits in UK , who does give a flying fig abt control of a day ,takes ur money and runs ............

Similar weather today , damp start , maybe people listened to the briefing today , 1 off all morning and another red for 5 mins later on ............ran through lunch very mixed bag, from Mosler to barely track acceptable kit ......whatever that means ................just thanks for a really well run day

Edited by Baby Blue on Wednesday 28th October 18:48
Anyone translate that for me

Edited by ricky s on Wednesday 28th October 19:21

don4l

10,058 posts

200 months

Wednesday 28th October 2009
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ricky s said:
Baby Blue said:
Thanks for restoring the credibilty of Track Days for me at least, a worn out old Git.

After the total garbage served up by a very large organiser, at BRANDS ON THE GP circuit recently,owning almost a monopoly on circuits in UK , who does give a flying fig abt control of a day ,takes ur money and runs ............

Similar weather today , damp start , maybe people listened to the briefing today , 1 off all morning and another red for 5 mins later on ............ran through lunch very mixed bag, from Mosler to barely track acceptable kit ......whatever that means ................just thanks for a really well run day

Edited by Baby Blue on Wednesday 28th October 18:48
Anyone translate that for me

Edited by ricky s on Wednesday 28th October 19:21
Sorry, I cannot.


Don
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phatgixer

4,988 posts

273 months

Wednesday 28th October 2009
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Someone grab the trombone off the man. I can't understand a word he's saying. Remarkable jibberish!

phatgixer

4,988 posts

273 months

Wednesday 28th October 2009
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hahahaha! It's Vic....

He has flashes of lucidity, but sadly it looks as if they are becoming less frequent... biggrin

BertBert

20,975 posts

235 months

Thursday 29th October 2009
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Baby Blue said:
Thanks for restoring the credibilty of Track Days for me at least, a worn out old Git.
I had a bad track day experience and I have read of some on here, so had assumed that track days were all badly run and no fun to attend. Being a cantankerous old person, I naturally paniced and assumed my track day enjoyment had come to an end.

Baby Blue said:
After the total garbage served up by a very large organiser, at BRANDS ON THE GP circuit recently,owning almost a monopoly on circuits in UK , who does give a flying fig abt control of a day ,takes ur money and runs ............
The bad experience I had was at Brands Hatch. A day run by MSV where lots of people didn't listen to instructions, drove badly and spoiled it for everyone else. As I am a cantankerous old person, I have assumed that MSV are not interested in running good track days, but that their position of owning many circuits makes them uninterested in any form of customer satisfaction.

Baby Blue said:
Similar weather today , damp start , maybe people listened to the briefing today , 1 off all morning and another red for 5 mins later on ............ran through lunch very mixed bag, from Mosler to barely track acceptable kit ......whatever that means ................just thanks for a really well run day
I went to another track day today which was run by a very good TDO (Gold TRack) and all was well. The customers listened and drove well. There were very few incidents and stoppages. There was a wide range of cars in attendance from a Mosler through to several cars that were barely suitable for being on track.

Thanks GTDC for running a great day and restoring my faith in track days. As I am very old, sadly I won't be able to do many more.

translated by bertbert on Thursday 29th October 07:11

Baby Blue

Original Poster:

2,078 posts

264 months

Thursday 29th October 2009
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THANK YOU BERT ,Clearly alzheimers is catching ...............i omitted the negative in my euphoria .............U HAVE IT EXACTLY RIGHT
Appologies the other posters not as gifted as Bert or to know who addled my brain is .....................

phatgixer

4,988 posts

273 months

Thursday 29th October 2009
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Perhaps there is space for a Darby and Joan Trackday for you two?

Lots of nice boiled cabbage at lunchtime and some well placed towels laced with essence d'urine to liven the place up and make it smell like home...

Nice young men will be on hand to buckle you up and undo the seatbelts in each session, too, so you don't waste 15 minutes in the pitlane doing it, grunting and dribbling.

biggrin

Methuselah rules!

Edited by phatgixer on Thursday 29th October 08:37

Baby Blue

Original Poster:

2,078 posts

264 months

Thursday 29th October 2009
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U been stalking me or something .................young girls buckling/keep M away from crotch strap and a Porsche bib and nappy i ll be fine !

gtdc

4,259 posts

307 months

Thursday 29th October 2009
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Phat isn't just a pretty face you know.

BertBert

20,975 posts

235 months

Thursday 29th October 2009
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phatgixer said:
Perhaps there is space for a Darby and Joan Trackday for you two?
Oi, just because I can understand old gits doesn't mean I am one! I can certainly do my own harness up unless I am in my "racing car". Then I have a "man" to do it for me. Not because I need to, just because I can! biggrin

Mind you perhaps that's another value-add service that Melindi can offer to special guests. Calum does the special briefing and Melindi does* the personal crotch-strap doing up service.

Bert
  • I was going to use the word "performs" but I thought I might be sailing too close to the wind!
Edited by BertBert on Thursday 29th October 13:38

gtdc

4,259 posts

307 months

Friday 30th October 2009
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There just aren't enough CSI gloves in the world...

phatgixer

4,988 posts

273 months

Friday 30th October 2009
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gtdc said:
There just aren't enough CSI gloves in the world...
or brown paper bags

BertBert

20,975 posts

235 months

Saturday 31st October 2009
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gtdc said:
There just aren't enough CSI gloves in the world...
Is that a yes then?biggrin

FLD_WILLIS

182 posts

200 months

Saturday 31st October 2009
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BertBert said:
Baby Blue said:
Thanks for restoring the credibilty of Track Days for me at least, a worn out old Git.
I had a bad track day experience and I have read of some on here, so had assumed that track days were all badly run and no fun to attend. Being a cantankerous old person, I naturally paniced and assumed my track day enjoyment had come to an end.

Baby Blue said:
After the total garbage served up by a very large organiser, at BRANDS ON THE GP circuit recently,owning almost a monopoly on circuits in UK , who does give a flying fig abt control of a day ,takes ur money and runs ............
The bad experience I had was at Brands Hatch. A day run by MSV where lots of people didn't listen to instructions, drove badly and spoiled it for everyone else. As I am a cantankerous old person, I have assumed that MSV are not interested in running good track days, but that their position of owning many circuits makes them uninterested in any form of customer satisfaction.

Baby Blue said:
Similar weather today , damp start , maybe people listened to the briefing today , 1 off all morning and another red for 5 mins later on ............ran through lunch very mixed bag, from Mosler to barely track acceptable kit ......whatever that means ................just thanks for a really well run day
I went to another track day today which was run by a very good TDO (Gold TRack) and all was well. The customers listened and drove well. There were very few incidents and stoppages. There was a wide range of cars in attendance from a Mosler through to several cars that were barely suitable for being on track.

Thanks GTDC for running a great day and restoring my faith in track days. As I am very old, sadly I won't be able to do many more.

translated by bertbert on Thursday 29th October 07:11
laughlaughlaugh

Edited by FLD_WILLIS on Sunday 1st November 11:52

gtdc

4,259 posts

307 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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BertBert said:
gtdc said:
There just aren't enough CSI gloves in the world...
Is that a yes then?biggrin
I've forgotten who you are in real life... and am slightly worried by Phat's mention of a brown paper bag...

Chris71

21,548 posts

266 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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BertBert said:
Here's a translation...
hehe

Nicely done.

BertBert

20,975 posts

235 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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gtdc said:
BertBert said:
gtdc said:
There just aren't enough CSI gloves in the world...
Is that a yes then?biggrin
I've forgotten who you are in real life... and am slightly worried by Phat's mention of a brown paper bag...
Well, I'm not sure I consider myself alongside Adonis, but noone's insisted on a bag yet!

Bert
PS some people have confused me with an awesome Radical driver called Graham in the past!

splitpin

2,740 posts

222 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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phatgixer said:
Perhaps there is space for a Darby and Joan Trackday for you two?

Lots of nice boiled cabbage at lunchtime and some well placed towels laced with essence d'urine to liven the place up and make it smell like home...

Nice young men will be on hand to buckle you up and undo the seatbelts in each session, too, so you don't waste 15 minutes in the pitlane doing it, grunting and dribbling.

biggrin

Methuselah rules!

Edited by phatgixer on Thursday 29th October 08:37
Accepting that I have ever increasing short term memory loss, this is one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time. Brilliant.

Melindi ........ how could you possibly forget ROC's International Man Of Mystery?

Have you finally got your leg over BertBert?

NB The above two questions are unrelated to one another biggrin

BertBert

20,975 posts

235 months

Monday 2nd November 2009
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Leg's not quite over yet, but my doc tells me that I'll be capable in the very near future biggrin
Bert