Internet Search Ninja
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h0b0

Original Poster:

9,055 posts

225 months

Thursday 26th July 2012
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So, we have had worst interviews from those being interviewed but what about the interviewers?

I had a guy today refer to himself as an "Internet Search Ninja". He went on to say that he had researched my collegue but not me. I asked him what he had found out about my collegue. "He is pre-Google, there is nothing on him". I put my collegues name in to google and showed him the first 5 results were him. Dick.

Oh, I just remembered I asked him if he had any questions, his response "No, I have researched everything"



Thunderace

759 posts

274 months

Thursday 26th July 2012
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h0b0 said:
So, we have had worst interviews from those being interviewed but what about the interviewers?

I had a guy today refer to himself as an "Internet Search Ninja". He went on to say that he had researched my collegue but not me. I asked him what he had found out about my collegue. "He is pre-Google, there is nothing on him". I put my collegues name in to google and showed him the first 5 results were him. Dick.

Oh, I just remembered I asked him if he had any questions, his response "No, I have researched everything"
Was he the kind of dick who could spell 'colleague' wink

Hoofy

79,993 posts

311 months

Thursday 26th July 2012
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When does he start, then?

h0b0

Original Poster:

9,055 posts

225 months

Thursday 26th July 2012
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Thunderace said:
Was he the kind of dick who could spell 'colleague' wink
I think everyone has a couple of words that no matter what they do they just can't remember how to spell them. Colleague happens to be one of mine. I don't think it took away from the original post as I suspect you could read and understand the general message that was being conveyed.

In answer to your question though, it doesn't matter if he can spell colleague or not because the mother fker on the other side of the desk who can't is the one that gets to decide his fate. His details will not be being passed to HR.
wink

Thunderace

759 posts

274 months

Thursday 26th July 2012
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h0b0 said:
I think everyone has a couple of words that no matter what they do they just can't remember how to spell them. Colleague happens to be one of mine. I don't think it took away from the original post as I suspect you could read and understand the general message that was being conveyed.

In answer to your question though, it doesn't matter if he can spell colleague or not because the mother fker on the other side of the desk who can't is the one that gets to decide his fate. His details will not be being passed to HR.
wink
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good40

286 posts

173 months

Monday 30th July 2012
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h0b0 said:
In answer to your question though, it doesn't matter if he can spell colleague or not because the mother fker on the other side of the desk who can't is the one that gets to decide his fate. His details will not be being passed to HR.
wink

Ooh Power!! Sleep well poppetloser

omgus

7,305 posts

204 months

Monday 30th July 2012
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good40 said:
h0b0 said:
In answer to your question though, it doesn't matter if he can spell colleague or not because the mother fker on the other side of the desk who can't is the one that gets to decide his fate. His details will not be being passed to HR.
wink

Ooh Power!! Sleep well poppetloser
Are you pissed off you didn't get the job?

h0b0

Original Poster:

9,055 posts

225 months

Tuesday 31st July 2012
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good40 said:
h0b0 said:
In answer to your question though, it doesn't matter if he can spell colleague or not because the mother fker on the other side of the desk who can't is the one that gets to decide his fate. His details will not be being passed to HR.
wink

Ooh Power!! Sleep well poppetloser
You clearly are not an "Internet Search Ninja" as you missed the multiple winkin my original post. So, in the spirit of you taking things a little too seriously I will do the same. Here is the harsh lesson for you, I am the one that decides and so I am the one with the power. It has taken me many years of excelling at education and employment to be at this level. I have been the youngest in the world to achive many levels in my industry and I have won many awards. I am regarded as a world expert in my field and that is why I get to decide who gets the job.

So yes I have the power but I absolutely fking deserve it having dedicated my life to get to this point. I am able to identify who will be successful and who will not. So go on, keep calling me a loser if you can honestly look in the mirror and be comfortable making that statement and not be a hypocrite.


I still can not spell colleague with out looking it up though.......