one must laugh

[New POD]

Got this in my inbox.

Erm yeah right. I won't respond. Must not respond.

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Original Message -----
From: "Julian Kane" <[e-mail]>
To: "New POD" <zero-defects@.............dotnet>
Sent: Tuesday, 3 December, 2013 11:37:39 AM
Subject: Mark Jackson Dec 3, 2013 1:37:35 PM

Good day Mark Jackson,

Make yourself a part of the innovation future.
You're about to enter a unique place and see inspiring things.

If you are looking for a stimulating chance with a bright future, be a part of our team.
We would like to advise you a new career of Financial Support Agent which is unfilled presently. Having seen your resume on jobsite.co.uk.

Wage:
Salary is GBP 1,500 monthly during the Probationary Period plus 8% commission from each successfully processed payment. Complete wages is about GBP 2,800 per month. After the first 30 days your salary will be increased up to GBP 1,800 a month.

Employee Benefits (only after probationary period) Consist of:
- Salary coupled with bonus
- Excellent health and dental care
- Paid Leave

To apply for the FSA opportunity, please reply to this e-mail.

Sincerely yours,
Julian Kane
HR Manager

[GadgeS3C]

That looks like a slightly posher version of a spam email I regularly get - salary is often in €. Suspect it's just phishing spam.

Worrying if they've had a a recruiter "improve" it, the "you've won $3,457,789" or the "someone in Nigeria you've never heard of has died and left you all their money" scams might become mildly less obvious

[New POD]

I assumed that their key board has no £ key, so they type GBP (who uses GBP unless they are foreign scammers?) and the difference in times, means that they are somewhere other than the UK.

[DJRC]

Why would it even occur to you to do anything other than delete after seeing the crap money? Its one second..see the money, make the decision, delete. There is no reason to care about where it was sent from who or why.

[New POD]

DJRC said:

Why would it even occur to you to do anything other than delete after seeing the crap money? Its one second..see the money, make the decision, delete. There is no reason to care about where it was sent from who or why.

I thought I'd share my spam induced laughter.

[Terminator X]

Saw a similar thread on here recently, can't search as on phone.

TX.