Alternatives to the Armed Forces
Alternatives to the Armed Forces
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Chainsaw Rebuild

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2,136 posts

131 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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Hello,

My friend can't join the Army or indeed any of the forces due to a medical problem with his ear. In reality it doesn't effect him but it does prevent him enlisting.

So if you wanted to join the Forces as an officer but you were prohibited, what would you do instead? I think he wants a job that is active, exciting and basically not a 9 - 5 office job.

Celtic Dragon

3,350 posts

264 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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You don’t say age of the applicant. What about the Police as a Soco, assuming qualifications are suitable.

DaveH23

3,355 posts

199 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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Are things like Fire brigade and Coast Guard etc out as well?

meehaja

607 posts

137 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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Merchant navy? Commercial airlines? something engineering/ science like that gets to go to dangerous places?
I was always tempted by working for the UN. Get to move round a lot, go to interesting places on the edge of civilisation sometimes, might be worth a look. Failing that a local 4x4 response group?

ApOrbital

10,585 posts

147 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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Bouncer/private bodyguard?

ellroy

7,823 posts

254 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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Take a look at HALO, de-mining charity doing some great work world wide in some of the more interesting corners of the map.

75Black

1,099 posts

111 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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If your friend is still keen on working with/around the military I think one of the closest things would be the RFA. When I was forced to take a year out of uni due to a Crohns flare up that hospitalised me for a month, I was considering it. The recruitment process is quite lengthy however and you're not guaranteed to get in, training pay isn't great either 14-15k a year.

valiant

14,113 posts

189 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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4x4 response.

Need to supply own 15 year old Discovery and have the ability to sleep with one eye open at all times though.

Only for the brave.

Pothole

34,367 posts

311 months

Tuesday 13th February 2018
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Oil rigs?

dmulally

6,401 posts

209 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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I don't recall them looking in my ear when I joined the army.

Anyway, if he wants adventure then tell him to look at volunteering abroad in impoverished countries. He'll do more good to the planet than joining the army.

JuniorD

9,013 posts

252 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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RFA?

Jonmx

2,919 posts

242 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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dmulally said:
I don't recall them looking in my ear when I joined the army.

Anyway, if he wants adventure then tell him to look at volunteering abroad in impoverished countries. He'll do more good to the planet than joining the army.
Volunteering abroad? I hear Oxfam has some vacancies....
I could feel them pressing the buzzer when I had my Army medical so I passed with flying colours. Pretty sure I made up for that with various incidences without ear defence though.
OP, lots of good suggestions on here. Tell him to think outside the box a bit, there are plenty of jobs that offer excitement, travel and avoid the office monkey lifestyle it sounds like he's steering himself away from. Heading abroad for a while and gaining life experience would be my recommendation too. Good luck to him.

PositronicRay

28,936 posts

212 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Forestry commission.

Bill

58,543 posts

284 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Good at doing what he's told and lacks imagination??? Any middle management role would suit him. wink

(FWIW I gave up on the military when I realized that having asthma would stop me doing anything interesting and after a few years dossing about stumbled into a career as a physio. It isn't as glamorous as a lot of the options I considered but has the flexibility to go travelling on a semi regular basis and live and work pretty much anywhere I speak the language (Currently Dorset, but the principle is sound hehe)

matthias73

2,901 posts

179 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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Did he want to be an officer because he liked leading people in difficult times (or at least the concept) or because he liked the idea of having a sword and exciting stories to woo fit posh birds with?

Or was it because he liked the idea of being an officer in general?

His motivation for wanting to attend RMAS should be where he starts with regards to finding a new job. Once he understands what he was hoping to achieve he can then go and replicate that in civvy street.

dai1983

3,186 posts

178 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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If I had my time again I’d have joined the MN/RFA and fked any idea about joining the armed forces off. He probably would have issues joining the MN as you also need to pass a medical.

Chainsaw Rebuild said:
I think he wants a job that is active, exciting and basically not a 9 - 5 office job.
9-5 is underrated and after a while the armed forces is boring and monotonous too. I joined up because I didn’t want to sit behind a desk for the rest of my life, the challenge, see the world etc. Irronicly I now spend half my day sat behind a desk, using wk software and trying to work with other departments who are more interested in skivving.

As an officer his job would mostly be boring as fk managing the men and batting off other officers crazy ideas at meetings. My officers and seniors regularly work 8:30-6/7 in their offices. They rarely have the “proffs” that the junior ranks enjoy such as work time phys, Wednesday “sports” and early finish on a Friday. I’ve also know some to go in during their leave just to catch up. Saying that I’ve had some I’ve hardly seen as they just chinned the work off to do AT all the time.

kowalski655

15,211 posts

172 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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UK Border Force?
Lots of action,kicking down doors, chasing people through alleyways & deserted warehouses shouting "Freeze!", and attacking foreigners.(and unlike the army, you may even get to target the French smile)

dmulally

6,401 posts

209 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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matthias73 said:
Did he want to be an officer because he liked leading people in difficult times (or at least the concept) or because he liked the idea of having a sword and exciting stories to woo fit posh birds with?
I was an infantry officer in my heady youth and the only women interested in my cool uniform were aged over 80 on ANZAC day. Sigh.

LimaDelta

8,398 posts

247 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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I almost read a degree in International Disaster Management (at Coventry). The course had a sandwich year at the fire college in Moreton-in-Marsh. Sounded like some really interesting NGO work could be possible after that. Ended up the forces route anyway and went for the more conventional (i.e. boring) Civil Engineering course instead.

Now work on Super Yachts which offers a similar lifestyle and variety to the forces, but without the shooty bits, and a lot less of the cold and wet bits.

Edited by LimaDelta on Wednesday 14th February 20:51

matthias73

2,901 posts

179 months

Wednesday 14th February 2018
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dmulally said:
matthias73 said:
Did he want to be an officer because he liked leading people in difficult times (or at least the concept) or because he liked the idea of having a sword and exciting stories to woo fit posh birds with?
I was an infantry officer in my heady youth and the only women interested in my cool uniform were aged over 80 on ANZAC day. Sigh.
You lucky fk