Unusual Jobs, have you got one?

[.R2D2]

Just wondering if any of you have particularly unusual jobs that you don't hear about or see in places like the job centre. It doesn't have to be a well paid job, just unusual.

[Toffer]

Borough of Lewisham "Dog Psychologist"...

[.R2D2]

Toffer said:

Borough of Lewisham "Dog Psychologist"...

How does that work?

[Wattsie]

Dolphin Shaver

[madala]

...what was that Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit...something about lobsters and the lower bits of Marylyn Monroes anatomy.....

[Zip106]

.R2D2 said:

Toffer said:

Borough of Lewisham "Dog Psychologist"...

How does that work?

You start like this...

[angusc43]

madala said:

...what was that Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit...something about lobsters and the lower bits of Marylyn Monroes anatomy.....

IIRC pulling lobsters out of Jane Masfield's c***.....

[NLB]

angusc43 said:

madala said:

...what was that Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit...something about lobsters and the lower bits of Marylyn Monroes anatomy.....

IIRC pulling lobsters out of Jane Masfield's c***.....

NO! It was pulling them out of her *rs*....

[Guanocascade]

I don't have an unusual job, I just get paid to surf the net, watch telly and doze off.

[rolty]

I'm a Human Factors Consultant

[tomsugden]

Rectum stretcher.

[mically]

Guanocascade said:

I don't have an unusual job, I just get paid to surf the net, watch telly and doze off.

Except for every 2nd wednesday when you have to attend the office and sign your name

[Cock Womble 7]

tomsugden said:

Rectum stretcher.

YHM

[central]

Cock Womble 7 said:

tomsugden said:

Rectum stretcher.

YHM

[danyeates]

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Me at work...



This one is my own boat, and I'm getting paid to blast about in it...

Edited by danyeates on Friday 14th January 17:09

[danyeates]

Sorry, duplicate post

Edited by danyeates on Friday 14th January 17:10

[Ash From Flux]

On our computer system we have the occupation "chicken chaser" I have no idea what that is.

[danyeates]

Ash From Flux said:

On our computer system we have the occupation "chicken chaser" I have no idea what that is.

Ha ha!

That's what we used to call my friends moped!

[jeoff82]

Part time Paranormal investigator

[Stedman]

Ash From Flux said:

On our computer system we have the occupation "chicken chaser" I have no idea what that is.