What Job Are You Least Likely To Admit Having.

[XMG5]

For me it's got to be a Safaty Camera Operative.

I wonder where they all are now that their employment was terminated. I wonder if they were retrained as slaughter-house-men or women as the case may be.

[shagracer]

being a bolton footballer

[silvagod]

I used to be a Tax Officer for the Inland Revenue. Not something I made a big noise about!

[Lefty]

Cock Doc.

[andrewrob]

Remember my dad chatting to someone once that worked in a Tampax factory he said it was always a conversation killer.

[shagracer]

andrewrob said:

Remember my dad chatting to someone once that worked in a Tampax factory .

was that just a filling job untill he found a better one

[AyBee]

Banker

[RemainAllHoof]

Lefty said:

Cock Doc.

I dunno. If I were a urologist, I'd take great pleasure in making the layman go green at dinner parties with my tales of woe.

[MadMullah]

a hand job.

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traffic warden - never in a million years would i take that job let alone admit to being one.

[RemainAllHoof]

AyBee said:

Banker

In what way is it funny? I would seriously not admit to being a banker or trader.

[V88Dicky]

Fluffer?

Social Worker perhaps?



On second thoughts..........


Social Worker.

[PaulHogan]

[Tyre Smoke]

RemainAllHoof said:

AyBee said:

Banker

In what way is it funny? I would seriously not admit to being a banker or trader.

On it's own it's not.

Put the word 'merchant' in front of it and you have the cockney rhyming slang for half of PH.

[Haighermeister]

Clamper.

[The Nur]

PaulHogan said:

I actually know a bloke who, at one point, worked in the packaging and shipping department of a factory that produced such goods.

[okgo]

Estate agent/car salesman.

Two things I've had to tell people in the past

[Odie]

A duck masterbater

[MadMullah]

a horse masterbator would be worse

and to think there are people paid to do just that.

imagine the questions you'd get from the ladies and erm... men

[Mista_V]

Another vote for traffic warden here, I have no idea how you could take that job, I have never been unemployed but I would take the rightful flak for being a dole scrounging bum over a traffic warden, SURELY they could have got a job in Macdonalds, doing the bins, SOMETHING, that to me means they must have wanted in some way to be a traffic warden which just brings out a completely irrational urge in me to give each one a slap, an urge I am lucky enough to have controlled thus far!

[Munter]

Mista_V said:

Another vote for traffic warden here, I have no idea how you could take that job, I have never been unemployed but I would take the rightful flak for being a dole scrounging bum over a traffic warden, SURELY they could have got a job in Macdonalds, doing the bins, SOMETHING, that to me means they must have wanted in some way to be a traffic warden which just brings out a completely irrational urge in me to give each one a slap, an urge I am lucky enough to have controlled thus far!

Depends on the type of traffic warden.

They type that ticket cars parked on double yellows and causing havoc. I'm all for them. Make the bds pay if they want to park like a dick.

However ticketing a car between pulling in the space and returning with a ticket from the machine. I wouldn't admit to being that type.