You call yourself an M owner (Silver 09 Reg M3)

[LukeSi]

Just taken this from the 'One single thing that makes you think "knob"' thread.

e21Mark said:

Stopped for fuel on the A3 last night before going for a blat around some Surrey B roads. As I'm stood gawping at the pump an 09' plate M3 pulls in and the owner starts to refuel too. A few seconds pass and owner says ''why do people do that?''. Sorry? Do what? ''Why have you stuck M badges on your car when it's not an M car? '' Erm, I haven't stuck any badges anywhere, this is how it came from the factory. I then go in to pay for my fuel. As I walk back to my car to my car and pass Mr M3 he says ''You should go on a website called Pistonheads mate, you'll see what real M cars are all about''. I might just do that.

Hopefully Mr new M3, you might see this and realize your mistake. This is actually a genuine M car and you sir, are a knob.

Well it is pretty obvious the guy is a PHer. And no doubt frequents the M forum. However has no knowledge of M cars what so ever. Thought I would stick this in here for e21Mark, save him a job. So would the person who doesn't know what an E30 M3 is please step forwards.

[vixen1700]

[Zyp]

I suspect we'll never hear from 'Mr new M3' ever again....

[pulliptears]

Will he fess up you think?

[farbbm]

Probably bought his M3 off here and hasn't revisited since.

[Contigo]

Maybe he's been talking to Eddie and picked up the hatred of all fake M badged cars from him?

[Leins]

Sure how could he think it was an M3 if it didn't have a sat nav screen and heated seats?


Apologies in advance for the bhy comment. I'm just bitter because most E92 owners don't wave back to me

[t8cmf]

Leins said:

Sure how could he think it was an M3 if it didn't have a sat nav screen and heated seats?


Apologies in advance for the bhy comment. I'm just bitter because most E92 owners don't wave back to me

Cheer up....I'd wave back to you!!

[t8cmf]

...also the M3 guy is a complete bellend.

[E30M3SE]

What a tool...............

Remind me of the time a friends uncle, who 'knows all about cars', asked me "if I fitted the bodykit myself, like......."

[Leins]

t8cmf said:

Cheer up....I'd wave back to you!!

Thanks v much, I'll keep up the tradition then, even for you E92 lot

[Big E 118]

I have an 09 plate M3 and do live on the Surrey/Sussex border, quite regularly frequenting Surrey B roads.

Mines black though, just noticed in the title it was a silver one, phew, no longer a suspect!

[playalistic]

Good shout putting it up here... So Mr. M Division historian knob jockey... Reveal yourself.

[houlbt]

lol classic.

[masermartin]

[pilchardthecat]

and the chances of the offending rectal extrusion actually presenting himself are........







nil

[masermartin]

Of course nil. But it's still funny.

[krisdelta]

That is a genius comment Your car is far to nimble to be recognised as an M Car Wot no turbo's mate?

[Slurms]

Hahahaha Brilliant...

If your reading this and it was you,

own up,

everyone here is nice and you won't get too much abuse..

[Neil.D]

What an arrogant clown.

'New money' springs to mind.