Watch Haikus - submit your's here

[ShadownINja]

I thought I'd insert a spare apostrophe so it fits in with the other threads.

Anyway, 5-7-5.

Here's my attempt:
My brand new timepiece...
Got its first dink this morning.
I feel terrible!

[MarkoTVR]

So many watches,
Far too many to afford.
I cry forever.

[ShadownINja]

Premium watches?
I know that feeling too well.
I'll stick to Werners.

[deejuic]

New vintage Glashutte.
My new favorite timepiece
Running fast, so sad.

[deejuic]

Ten thousand dollars.
Audemars Pigeut I dream
One day, on my wrist.

[deejuic]

Graham Chronofighter
That's one ugly piece of junk
I would not ever own.

[ShadownINja]

deejuic said:

Graham Chronofighter
That's one ugly piece of junk
I would not ever own.

Hate Haiku?

[deejuic]

ShadownINja said:

deejuic said:

Graham Chronofighter
That's one ugly piece of junk
I would not ever own.

Hate Haiku?

why

Graham (1 syllable - i thought it was pronounced like gram, not gray-ham - no?) chronofighter (4 syllables) for 5 syllables on line one

second line is seven

third line is 5 right?

i could be very bad at this...

[MarkoTVR]

Royal Oak Offshore,
Why are you so much money?
I am very sad.

I saw your picture
Blancpain Flyback Chrono watch.
Please come to me soon.

How can I be good?
It is easy to be bad.
It is good to Sinn.

Edited by MarkoTVR on Thursday 12th March 22:55

[ShadownINja]

deejuic said:

ShadownINja said:

deejuic said:

Graham Chronofighter
That's one ugly piece of junk
I would not ever own.

Hate Haiku?

why

Graham (1 syllable - i thought it was pronounced like gram, not gray-ham - no?) chronofighter (4 syllables) for 5 syllables on line one

second line is seven

third line is 5 right?

i could be very bad at this...

No, I just meant your haiku was hate-filled. A new trend in Hate Haikus, perhaps?

But now that you mention it... can you count?

Edited by ShadownINja on Friday 13th March 01:05

[seaninog]

I can't believe it
Haikus on my PistonHeads
How good does it get?

[ShadownINja]

Doesn't that depend
On whether you like haikus
Or not, seaninog?

[deejuic]

Who doesn't like Haikus?
From the U.S. to Europe,
Haikus are the best!

[deejuic]

ShadownINja said:

deejuic said:

ShadownINja said:

deejuic said:

Graham Chronofighter
That's one ugly piece of junk
I would not ever own.

Hate Haiku?

why

Graham (1 syllable - i thought it was pronounced like gram, not gray-ham - no?) chronofighter (4 syllables) for 5 syllables on line one

second line is seven

third line is 5 right?

i could be very bad at this...

No, I just meant your haiku was hate-filled. A new trend in Hate Haikus, perhaps?

But now that you mention it... can you count?

Edited by ShadownINja on Friday 13th March 01:05

I think hate may be a bit strong. Although I don't back down from calling them junk. I know a guy who had one and the big goofy crown/lever/bottle opener/car jack broke after two weeks. It definitely doesn't have the durability of my Panerai lever.

[Pesty]

Jesus h christ
do not take so literally
joking he was

[deejuic]

Pesty said:

Jesus h christ
do not take so literally
joking he was

Do not you worry.
Literally, i did not.
take the hate comment.

[ShadownINja]

Yoda Haikus now?
The Force is strong in this one.
Right, lads, as you were.

Edited by ShadownINja on Friday 13th March 23:48

[deejuic]

ShadownINja said:

Yoda Haikus now?
The Force is strong in this one.
Right, lads, as you were.

Edited by ShadownINja on Friday 13th March 23:48

Metaphor you got.
Yoda the master he is.
The Force in watches.

[seaninog]

deejuic said:

ShadownINja said:

Yoda Haikus now?
The Force is strong in this one.
Right, lads, as you were.

Edited by ShadownINja on Friday 13th March 23:48

Metaphor you got.
Yoda the master he is.
The Force in watches.

Laughing my ass off!
I really do think this thread
Is the best to date!