Extreme Boat Food

[MOTORVATOR]

About time we had a thread about eating habits onboard with points awarded.

So 10.30 in the evening, 28 miles offshore. Got hungry and came home in the dark.





Photos inadvertantly sent as inspiration to Mossy while he was artexing his ceiling.

[m0ssy]

gelcoat looks a bit chipped there under that barbi

[Ritchie335is]

Nice Garmin.

[danyeates]

Ritchie335is said:

Nice Garmin.

Indeedy, I had one of those in my RIB. Excellent bit of kit.

Nice BBQ too! What's on it exactly? Can't make it out, other than some fish!

[MOTORVATOR]

Black marks are not gelcoat chips, more likely where the black labrador puppy skidded across the sunpad in one of her mad moments.

BBQ = Magma Party size about 18" dia so does us all at once and the food doesn't fall off the end. Fish = Bass caught 10 mins earlier and the Meat = Chicken imported as we couldn't find any fresh out there.

GPS = Garmin 5008 touchscreen hooked up to Garmin Radar, Garmin Autopilot, Garmin dual freq depth and Garmin AIS / Radio. Perfect for taking you home after dinner.

Next week with Motorvator - Quick Bouillabaisse, featuring a handy alternative to saffron readily found on any boat, and timing, should the lobster be added before or after the mussells?

[Simpo Two]

I have an advantage being close to both water and land. My next plan for an overnighter is fillet steak.



I just have to figure out how to get the thing on board and cut it up

[MOTORVATOR]

[Simpo Two]

I can get you to within 10 feet if you can do the rest. Choice of weapons from boathook, lump hammer, mooring stake, breadknife...



'Will Motorvator Man make Meal of Monster Mooer? Place bets now!!!'

[MOTORVATOR]

I have a plan Simpo. How tough is your front deck?



I'll bring the Barbie but can I leave you to prepare the fresh green pepper sauce and onion rings, I may be a little busy.


Rick Stein? - bloody amateur

[Simpo Two]

MOTORVATOR said:

I have a plan Simpo. How tough is your front deck?

Now that's good. Harpoon a cow and we may be going overland! I hope you will be strapped into a seat like the marlin fishermen.

MOTORVATOR said:

can I leave you to prepare the fresh green pepper sauce and onion rings, I may be a little busy.

Absolutely. It may be a little rough in the galley but I'll even (attempt to) taste the wine for you as we make our somewhat bumpy way across the fields. Eventually the cow will tire and stop and then you can administer the coup de grace with the hammer.

There may be a TV programme here.

Edited by Simpo Two on Tuesday 2nd August 01:34

[MOTORVATOR]

Simpo Two said:

There may be a TV programme here.

We need a catchy little name for the show and before Mossy gets in we are not calling it '2 fat wkers'.

How sharp is your boathook?

[Simpo Two]

We could try Mossy's boat but the dodgy foredeck would pull straight out. You'd end up sitting on a small triangle of fibreglass in a field with a dead cow, and the galley would be three miles back...

It would be a nautical version of the Top Gear wheezes... maybe we could hire Clarkson et al to do it for us?