Plebs standing up in 1st Class
Plebs standing up in 1st Class
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hornetrider

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63,161 posts

234 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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What's the story here? Any insight from unfortunate users of public transport. Is somebody not paid to shoo them to the lower carriages? They make the place look untidy.

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Apologies for posting from a train, of course.

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

232 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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Worst I am a pleb and need to use public transport thread ever.

Ali_D

1,115 posts

313 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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They only do it to steal the wifi!

NightRunner

12,423 posts

223 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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Did your legs get tired?

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

232 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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NightRunner said:
Did your legs get tired?
hehe

rumple

14,944 posts

180 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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Simply have your man remove the oafs and dam their impertint ways.bowtie

wiffmaster

2,621 posts

227 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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Often they 'declassify' first class on the busiest trains, meaning it's open to anybody with a standard class ticket. Happens all the time coming out of Euston at peak time - but they only tend to announce it once when the train leaves the origin station.

hornetrider

Original Poster:

63,161 posts

234 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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Panic over chaps, it appears they all disembark at Reading. Time to relax and enjoy my Merlot, toodle pip!

Puggit

49,789 posts

277 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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hornetrider said:
Panic over chaps, it appears they all disembark at Reading. Time to relax and enjoy my Merlot, toodle pip!
In which case, they shouldn't have been there. FGW doesn't allow it (when the revenue inspector can actually travel through the train to remove them...)

hornetrider

Original Poster:

63,161 posts

234 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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My ticket was checked a) prior to getting on the carriage as I was late, and b) five minutes after departure. Naughty lazy inspector.

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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Puggit said:
In which case, they shouldn't have been there. FGW doesn't allow it (when the revenue inspector can actually travel through the train to remove them...)
It should be compulsory on the trains that if people have to stand due to overcrowding that they are automatically seated in 1st class

ILoveMondeo

9,614 posts

255 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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Puggit said:
In which case, they shouldn't have been there. FGW doesn't allow it (when the revenue inspector can actually travel through the train to remove them...)
I've never quite fathomed the way they work out the number of fist class carriages to attach to one of the trains during peak time out of Paddington though.

Seems like 4 or 5 of the things with nobody in (25% occupancy maybe, tops) when I walk to the pleb end of the train where we're all crammed in, sitting in luggage racks and stood up and down the aisles.

It must be pretty annoying for those breathing the sweet first class air when the unwashed masses join them, try complaining to the train line and suggest they put on some more cattle carriages as first is almost always mostly empty!

They'll probably just employ a guy with a cattle prod to keep us out.

Thankfully I only have to get the train into London a few times a month, but previously I've commuted from Basingstoke which was a much more reliable service than the lines from Oxford, seemed more regular and not quite so crowded too.

Not a big fan of FGW...











hornetrider

Original Poster:

63,161 posts

234 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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Cattle prod? Now you're talking.

>opens ebay <

rs1952

5,247 posts

288 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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ILoveMondeo said:
Not a big fan of FGW...
I hear the FGW Supporters Club hold their meetings in a phone box in Wrexham wink

miniman

29,996 posts

291 months

Thursday 21st February 2013
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ILoveMondeo said:
I've never quite fathomed the way they work out the number of fist class carriages to attach to one of the trains during peak time out of Paddington though.
The number of first class carriages is the same in every set, regardless of time. They can't change it according to how busy it is.

(NB - I don't like FGW much either. thirdratewestern.blogspot.com )

Whitean3

2,197 posts

227 months

Friday 22nd February 2013
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What's to say that the "plebs" standing up in 1st class don't have a 1st class ticket/travelcard? Preferably to stand in 1st class rather than stand in 2nd class if the train is full. Nicer carpet and slightly more standing room!!

Piersman2

6,676 posts

228 months

Friday 22nd February 2013
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I'm a pleb! laugh

I commute in from Reading to Paddington every day.

As the proud holder of a 2nd class ticket I have the choice of standing in the carriage ends in the the pleb carriages, or, as I do most days, standing in the carriage ends in first without the other plebs where there's more room and I know it upsets the 1st class grandees as the doors are continually triggered and allow cold air and noise into the 1st class areas, particularly satisfying when the door closes with a huge 'BANG' every 2 minutes. Also, I enjoy getting in the way of the serving trolley person so it delays the delivery to the non-plebs. smile

Oh, and when the train arrives at either Paddington or Reading, the 1st class carriages are closer to the exits.

In 4 weeks, I've been moved on twice, herded towards cattle class. That wasn't the guards finest hour as all he achieved was to squash everyone into the buffet car meaning no one would get in or out of the kitchens to serve food.

hornetrider

Original Poster:

63,161 posts

234 months

Friday 22nd February 2013
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Whitean3 said:
What's to say that the "plebs" standing up in 1st class don't have a 1st class ticket/travelcard? Preferably to stand in 1st class rather than stand in 2nd class if the train is full. Nicer carpet and slightly more standing room!!
If they had a ticket for 1st they'd be sat in their seat, doofus.

Piersman2 said:
I'm a pleb!
Indeed you are, sir. Next time I shall have you forcibly removed by one of my footmen.

Oh, and as a small footnote, do try to procure some more robust deodorant would you, there's a dear chap. We all realise working in the city is strenuous but the whiff of poor drifting down the carriage really is rather unpleasant.

DJFish

6,016 posts

292 months

Friday 22nd February 2013
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National Conditions of carriage state that the train staff may de-classify 1st class if there's no room in standard.
They rarely do.

bigandclever

14,337 posts

267 months

Friday 22nd February 2013
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Piersman2 said:
I'm a pleb! laugh

I commute in from Reading to Paddington every day.
Me too. Although I get on one of the first class carriages, fart, and then amble away to my allotted 3rd class standing carriage.









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