British air stewards in flight

[saaby93]

This article
http://www.airlive.net/news-a-survey-of-718-britis...



Why British? What are other nationalities like?

[Funk]

The positive to take away from this is that you stand a 15% chance of getting your end away with one of them though.

[vanordinaire]

Funk said:

The positive to take away from this is that you stand a 15% chance of getting your end away with one of them though.

Or dress up as a pilot and increase it to 20% chance?

[vanordinaire]

vanordinaire said:

Funk said:

The positive to take away from this is that you stand a 15% chance of getting your end away with one of them though.

Or dress up as a pilot and increase it to 20% chance?

Oops, just noticed it says 'stewards' not 'stewardesses'! I won't be dressing up on my next flight!

[Stickyfinger]

vanordinaire said:

Oops, just noticed it says 'stewards' not 'stewardesses'! I won't be dressing up on my next flight!

Close your eyes it feels the same

[number 46]

vanordinaire said:

Oops, just noticed it says 'stewards' not 'stewardesses'! I won't be dressing up on my next flight!

Don't worry it's OK as long as you are 'giving' not 'taking' !!!!

[Simpo Two]

vanordinaire said:

Oops, just noticed it says 'stewards' not 'stewardesses'! I won't be dressing up on my next flight!

The photo shows women in short skirts, so I think the title 'steward' may be PC sexless nonsense like having to call actresses 'actors'.

[Eric Mc]

Yes - bring back the word "aviatrix". None of that "female pilot" nonsense.

[ralphrj]

saaby93 said:

This article
http://www.airlive.net/news-a-survey-of-718-britis...



Why British? What are other nationalities like?

Because Airlive.net only chose to report the UK bit.

The survey did include air stewards from other countries.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/aviation/12181955/...

[bristolracer]

"Lied about goods availability" = There is no way im going all the way back there just because you dont want/are to cheap to buy the larger bottle of perfume

[Yertis]

Eric Mc said:

Yes - bring back the word "aviatrix". None of that "female pilot" nonsense.

I love that word, a portmanteau of "aviator" and "dominatrix".

[0000]

Funk said:

The positive to take away from this is that you stand a 15% chance of getting your end away with one of them though.

15% chance they've had the pleasure of a passenger, there's a few more of us though so your odds aren't anything like that good... unless that 15% have been round 15% of all the passengers which might explain why there's always a queue for the toilets.

[Eric Mc]

Yertis said:

Eric Mc said:

Yes - bring back the word "aviatrix". None of that "female pilot" nonsense.

I love that word, a portmanteau of "aviator" and "dominatrix".

Or a bit of Latin noun declensionism.

[schmunk]

Eric Mc said:

Yertis said:

Eric Mc said:

Yes - bring back the word "aviatrix". None of that "female pilot" nonsense.

I love that word, a portmanteau of "aviator" and "dominatrix".

Or a bit of Latin noun declensionism.

They charge extra for declension...

[Sheepshanks]

Funk said:

The positive to take away from this is that you stand a 15% chance of getting your end away with one of them though.

So if there's 7 of 'em on board you're guaranteed a shag?

[Funk]

Sheepshanks said:

Funk said:

The positive to take away from this is that you stand a 15% chance of getting your end away with one of them though.

So if there's 7 of 'em on board you're guaranteed a shag?

One of the passengers - and as they say, "It could be you!"

[Guvernator]

If there is any hanky to be had, I strongly suspect it will be first class passengers on the whole as A) there is more room and B) They are usually rich which is the quickest way I know to get a girl you don't know to drop their knickers so all those on this thread who fly at the back of the bus, hoping they are going to get some action in seat 27c while sitting next to the fat bloke and the mum with the annoying\crying baby, I think you are in for some disappointment.

[J4CKO]

Where do people have all this sex on planes, I struggle to find somewhere to stow my noise cancelling headphones.

[Sheepshanks]

See the post above yours.

[Hilts]

I used to fly BA 2 or 4 times a week for a few years and I can't recall many, if any, good looking hostesses. Virgin on the other hand. Man.