The crap the media come out with following an aircraft crash
The crap the media come out with following an aircraft crash
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Pan Pan Pan

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10,725 posts

140 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Always had a laugh at some of the rubbish heard on TV, or in the papers following an aircraft incident.
Such as: The pilot stayed at the controls. Where TF else is the pilot going to go? nip out the back for a minute, for a quick fag? this comment might only apply to military aircraft with ejection systems, but for almost every other aircraft it is complete nonsense.
Or. The pilot steered away from the house. lets see now, I am in a potential crash landing situation, and in front of me is an open field, and a house. Do you know, I think I might just ignore the open field, and go straight for the house!
I am sure others can think of a few more daft things the media come out with following an aircraft incident, but the two above always made laugh and cringe in equal measure.

astrsxi77

306 posts

250 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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"Witnesses said that the plane was performing burnouts, skids and racing around at dangerous speeds"

MitchT

17,114 posts

238 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Media reports on any kind of transport incident tend to be cringeworthy. I've heard of a train being "steered to safety" before now. banghead

Munter

31,331 posts

270 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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MitchT said:
Media reports on any kind of transport incident tend to be cringeworthy. I've heard of a train being "steered to safety" before now. banghead
It's not just transport. It's anything. Absolutely any subject, if you know the subject, then usually, any sudden event in the news about that thing, is utter rubbish.

Planes
Trains
IT
Medicine
Cars
Alien autopsies
Women
Men
Animals
The contents of the news readers handbag
etc

All wrong.

FunkyNige

9,813 posts

304 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Munter said:
It's not just transport. It's anything. Absolutely any subject, if you know the subject, then usually, any sudden event in the news about that thing, is utter rubbish.

Planes
Trains
IT
Medicine
Cars
Alien autopsies
Women
Men
Animals
The contents of the news readers handbag
etc

All wrong.
Yup, for my shame it took me until I was about 24 to realise just how much stuff is wrong or completely made up - there was a big story in the papers in the field I work in and the amount of nonsense printed about it was crazy. It then dawned on me that turning the page didn't make the next story any more true...

Simpo Two

92,662 posts

294 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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I'm sure I saw reference to a 'Spitfire fighter jet' in one of these mindless rags written by 18 year-old media studies types with no knowledge other than how to order a latte on their iPhone.

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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PH in "journalists are lazy fkers" shocker!!! smile

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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PH in "journalists are lazy fkers" shocker!!! smile

Edited by anonymous-user on Friday 16th December 18:04

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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PH in "journalists are lazy fkers" shock!!! smile

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

192 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Triple post triple shocker.....biglaugh

Pan Pan Pan

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10,725 posts

140 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Many years ago a local paper was doing an article about the airfield I was flying from then, with the journalist being given a flight in an aged C172. She wrote: the plane hurtled down the runway at well over 180 mph before lifting skywards!
That particular aircraft would probably have difficulty reaching that speed if it was dropped off a cliff with the Abottopotamus in the back.
She further went on to describe the aircraft at the field, which at the time included 3 Rollason Condors. Her article stated that the airfield had 3 Rollson Condoms which many of the pilots used regularly.

Perik Omo

2,325 posts

177 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Oooh, I learned to fly in a Rollason Condor (G-ATUG) in 1971, great little aeroplane that was a non-radio tail-dragger.

Pan Pan Pan

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10,725 posts

140 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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P.s She clearly got her article mixed up with the instructions on a packet.....of 3! smile

MartG

22,753 posts

233 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Munter said:
MitchT said:
Media reports on any kind of transport incident tend to be cringeworthy. I've heard of a train being "steered to safety" before now. banghead
It's not just transport. It's anything. Absolutely any subject, if you know the subject, then usually, any sudden event in the news about that thing, is utter rubbish.

Planes
Trains
IT
Medicine
Cars
Alien autopsies
Women
Men
Animals
The contents of the news readers handbag
etc

All wrong.
Sadly the days are long gone when newspapers had an aviation ( or any other specialised field ) correspondent who actually knew about the subject in question. Today they are all media-studies graduates who are seemingly incapable of even using Google to check their 'facts' frown

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Triple post triple shocker.....biglaugh
Flippin iPhone. Weirdly, the second one has an edited subtext and the third one has been edited. confused

Simpo Two

92,662 posts

294 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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Pan Pan Pan said:
She further went on to describe the aircraft at the field, which at the time included 3 Rollason Condors. Her article stated that the airfield had 3 Rollson Condoms which many of the pilots used regularly.
The wonders of predictive but unchecked text. That's progress folks.

Hard-Drive

4,291 posts

258 months

Friday 16th December 2016
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"nosedive"...grrrr...

AER

1,145 posts

299 months

Saturday 17th December 2016
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Everything in the media is st. All this furor about "fake news" is just the mainstream media getting it's knickers in a twist that they've lost control of the news "narrative".

Here's another dhead banging on about media honesty/accuracy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDFdkmW-GCk

mcdjl

5,750 posts

224 months

Saturday 17th December 2016
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AER said:
Everything in the media is st. All this furor about "fake news" is just the mainstream media getting it's knickers in a twist that they've lost control of the news "narrative".

Here's another dhead banging on about media honesty/accuracy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDFdkmW-GCk
There's a whole mix of things count on here. No doubt some of the traditional media is losing out to be media and that narrative, however that's not the same as the fake news issue. That seemed to start with sites like the onion getting reported as serious stories by mistake and developed into sites deliberately trying to get made up stories reported (the mail and some other traditional media puts enough of a spin on things to be on the borders here).
Pandering to the manufacturers on reviews like your link is moaning about is another issue though.
As for the presenter who turns up and does a piece, then goes I think by and large they do a very good job. They bounce from one story to another with next to no preparation in between and manage to look like they know vaguely what they're talking about. Having been involved with several live and recorded slots they tend to be willing to listen and work out a way to present the story so that the general public can understand it easily in 2 minutes. Obviously that does mean that on occasion I've been stood thinking, 'You've over simplified that to the point it's almost wrong', but that's pretty much the nature of sound bite 2 minute news.

djc206

13,559 posts

154 months

Saturday 17th December 2016
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I've been sat in the canteen an work with a hot cup of coffee watching the tv as a news reporter stood in sight of the building has reported that we were suffering a power outage. In the background you could clearly see the lights were on. We also suffer from the "experts" who worked in the industry in some minor role 20 years ago spouting utter garbage. I've emailed the BBC before pointing out the glaring errors in their articles.