The Swiss Air Farce, #97
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Escapegoat

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159 months

Tuesday 9th July 2019
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The Patrouille Suisse showcases the "performance capacity, precision and operational readiness of the Swiss Air Force."

Ahem: https://edition.cnn.com/2019/07/09/europe/swiss-ae...

Eric Mc

124,933 posts

289 months

Tuesday 9th July 2019
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Not the first time such a thing has happened. At least it wasn't a target they were looking for.

eharding

14,648 posts

308 months

Tuesday 9th July 2019
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(cough)

It happened to me, twice.

Wrong Church for wedding display, both times, although the first time I was hanging off the leader's wing in formation and didn't have a vote as to navigation, and I did think something was wrong as I could see the smoke from Paul Bonhomme's Sukhoi display (the main event) off to one side.

The second time the best man had an Icom at the church and was giving me positioning cues, and didn't realise there was another church directly between me and him. Took 30 seconds or so to realise I was in the wrong place, and reposition. Much extraction of the proverbial when I finally got to the reception. Lovely party though.

I think the Reds used to use a non-standard civilian GPS in the lead Hawk at one point, no idea what they use now.

Elroy Blue

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216 months

Tuesday 9th July 2019
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I was at Barton airshow many years ago when the F1-11 (I think) displayed over Manchester airport. Not really much difference between a grass airfield and an international airport

Countdown

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220 months

Tuesday 9th July 2019
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eharding said:
(cough)

It happened to me, twice.

Wrong Church for wedding display, both times, although the first time I was hanging off the leader's wing in formation and didn't have a vote as to navigation, and I did think something was wrong as I could see the smoke from Paul Bonhomme's Sukhoi display (the main event) off to one side.

The second time the best man had an Icom at the church and was giving me positioning cues, and didn't realise there was another church directly between me and him. Took 30 seconds or so to realise I was in the wrong place, and reposition. Much extraction of the proverbial when I finally got to the reception. Lovely party though.

I think the Reds used to use a non-standard civilian GPS in the lead Hawk at one point, no idea what they use now.
Show-off biggrin

What were you flying?

eharding

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308 months

Tuesday 9th July 2019
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Countdown said:
Show-off biggrin

What were you flying?
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The Yak 52, on both occasions. Embarrassingly, I'd flown the bride at the second wedding over the church the previous week as she wanted to make sure I got the right place paperbag

aeropilot

39,791 posts

251 months

Wednesday 10th July 2019
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Elroy Blue said:
I was at Barton airshow many years ago when the F1-11 (I think) displayed over Manchester airport. Not really much difference between a grass airfield and an international airport
The septics have long had airfield (and other) identification issues, there was a famous one of the B-52 that displayed at Blackbushe instead of at the Farnborough Airshow.......

Countdown

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Wednesday 10th July 2019
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eharding said:
Countdown said:
Show-off biggrin

What were you flying?
biggrin

The Yak 52, on both occasions. Embarrassingly, I'd flown the bride at the second wedding over the church the previous week as she wanted to make sure I got the right place paperbag
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Countdown

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Wednesday 10th July 2019
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aeropilot said:
Elroy Blue said:
I was at Barton airshow many years ago when the F1-11 (I think) displayed over Manchester airport. Not really much difference between a grass airfield and an international airport
The septics have long had airfield (and other) identification issues, there was a famous one of the B-52 that displayed at Blackbushe instead of at the Farnborough Airshow.......
I'm surprised that the above things can happen ^^^. I watched a programme a while ago and it seemed that the displays were so closely choreographed (in terms of where the crowd line was, what manouevres the plane would be doing, where it would aim to hit the ground if something went wrong etc) that for them to do the display at the WRONG airport seems quite surprising.

Reading that back I've just realised - those planes probably didn't take off from the airfield where the display was happening but most likely flew in from another base so perhaps nav errors are understandable....

bigpriest

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154 months

Wednesday 10th July 2019
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Countdown said:
I'm surprised that the above things can happen ^^^. I watched a programme a while ago and it seemed that the displays were so closely choreographed (in terms of where the crowd line was, what manouevres the plane would be doing, where it would aim to hit the ground if something went wrong etc) that for them to do the display at the WRONG airport seems quite surprising.

Reading that back I've just realised - those planes probably didn't take off from the airfield where the display was happening but most likely flew in from another base so perhaps nav errors are understandable....
I think the Barton jet was flying to/from Germany with a short display en route. Probably saw two dots near the motorway and chose the wrong one!

aeropilot

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251 months

Wednesday 10th July 2019
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Countdown said:
Reading that back I've just realised - those planes probably didn't take off from the airfield where the display was happening but most likely flew in from another base so perhaps nav errors are understandable....
Given what a B-52 is supposed to be for, Nav errors to me are anything but understandable.......eek

But, the septics have always been of the 'shoot first, ask questions later' mentality......

I remember talking to a load of British D-Day vets over in Normandy 20 years ago, and to a man, they would say the same thing...

When on the rare occasions the Luftwaffe flew over, the British and Americans took cover, when the RAF flew over, the Germans took cover, but when the Americans flew over, everyone took took cover......

eharding

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308 months

Wednesday 10th July 2019
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aeropilot said:
Given what a B-52 is supposed to be for, Nav errors to me are anything but understandable.......eek
Well, if you consider the original purpose of the B-52, dropping a 4 Megaton bomb on Blackbushe is still going to ruin your day at Farnborough....

Eric Mc

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289 months

Wednesday 10th July 2019
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Or perhaps improve Farnborough.

eharding

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Wednesday 10th July 2019
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Eric Mc said:
Or perhaps improve Farnborough.
It would certainly brighten it up a bit...

Eric Mc

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289 months

Wednesday 10th July 2019
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It would speed up the redevelopment of the shopping centre - which is taking way too long.

Gargamel

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285 months

Friday 12th July 2019
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aeropilot said:
The septics have long had airfield (and other) identification issues, there was a famous one of the B-52 that displayed at Blackbushe instead of at the Farnborough Airshow.......
I was there ! Was tannoyed at Farnborough as the next up for a fly past. I could just about see it miles off.

I think they flew something like 6500 Miles for that and missed by 12 miles !

Impressive

egomeister

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Friday 12th July 2019
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The navigation issue I can believe but surely they would have spotted the error when they were 5 seconds late to the destination?

eharding

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Friday 12th July 2019
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egomeister said:
The navigation issue I can believe but surely they would have spotted the error when they were 5 seconds late to the destination?
Confirmation bias. Even though the navigation systems would have shown them they weren't at Farnborough, I suspect the pilots were looking at a runway, a huge collection of cars parked next to it and assumed that was where the airshow was and the cars belonged to the attending crowd....and sadly they had never heard of British Car Auctions.

eldar

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220 months

Friday 12th July 2019
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31st Northwest Yodeling festival, very Swisssmile

IanH755

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Friday 12th July 2019
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eldar said:
31st Northwest Yodeling festival, very Swisssmile
Thats my favourite part of the whole thing biggrin