How not to moor a narrowboat (2)
How not to moor a narrowboat (2)
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Simpo Two

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91,364 posts

288 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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Just encountered this incident again on YouTube, but this time as part of a global compilation...

https://youtu.be/-5CVjEZf-b8?t=17

And it's had 2,153,223 views. Whatever happened to that silly man?

colin_p

4,503 posts

235 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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Looks like the Thames in Maidenhead just upstream of the Boulters Lock cut.

Arnie Cunningham

4,499 posts

276 months

Friday 4th June 2021
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The full video
https://youtu.be/ldoVS0idTBw

What an arse

Condi

19,712 posts

194 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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Arnie Cunningham said:
The full video
https://youtu.be/ldoVS0idTBw

What an arse
The narrowboat owner was a contributor to some boating magazine or another and had been a bit of a dick in the past from what I understand. Was dropped by the mag following this video being released.

Simpo Two

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91,364 posts

288 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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Condi said:
The narrowboat owner was a contributor to some boating magazine or another and had been a bit of a dick in the past from what I understand. Was dropped by the mag following this video being released.
He had the audacity to defend his actions too. A blustering arrogant cock, exactly the kind of person the waterways don't need.

bigandclever

14,215 posts

261 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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colin_p said:
Looks like the Thames in Maidenhead just upstream of the Boulters Lock cut.
It was pretty much on the red star ..


FiF

47,978 posts

274 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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That Broncos Guru YouTube channel is just one of a number of channels that amongst other stuff seems to spend a lot of time filming asshats leaving and entering a number of the trickier rougher inlets on Florida's Atlantic coast, Haulover, Jupiter, Boca Raton.

Clearly with many all the gear, no idea, and seem to substitute skill for sticking another Mercury on the stern.

I've seen up to 6 Mercury 450R's on the back, 60k a pop those last time I looked. Equally you have the families out for the day in their little boat, kids and others sat up forwards in the well then hitting the waves on the bar and shipping it green over the bow. Not a buoyancy aid in sight.

Some of the video bods are a bit creepy too, concentrating on totty not wearing much.

Just one compilation of numpty time, plenty others with fast boats imitating submarines.
https://youtu.be/lrLXFSRqdD4

Condi

19,712 posts

194 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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FiF said:
Some of the video bods are a bit creepy too, concentrating on totty not wearing much.
Is looking at legal age women in a bikini now "creepy"?! The girls wear not a lot on purpose and often love the attention of the camera. If you watch enough of Wavey Boats then you're sure to come across a few videos where the girls get their tits out when they know they are on film.

Men have been looking at pretty women since the dawn of time. If we didn't then the human race would cease to exist - nothing creepy at all.

RobbyJ

1,791 posts

245 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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bigandclever said:
It was pretty much on the red star ..

and off topic but just up and right from where is says Green Isle is a huge bunker built in WWII.

https://www.subbrit.org.uk/sites/henley-ww2-shadow...

FiF

47,978 posts

274 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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Condi said:
FiF said:
Some of the video bods are a bit creepy too, concentrating on totty not wearing much.
Is looking at legal age women in a bikini now "creepy"?! The girls wear not a lot on purpose and often love the attention of the camera. If you watch enough of Wavey Boats then you're sure to come across a few videos where the girls get their tits out when they know they are on film.

Men have been looking at pretty women since the dawn of time. If we didn't then the human race would cease to exist - nothing creepy at all.
That's all fair comment, and of course some women film themselves and post it on Instagram etc. I just think filming by a 3rd party who then sticks it on the internet, presumably without permission, is a tad too far. But hey opinions differ, no big deal.

robemcdonald

9,751 posts

219 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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Simpo Two said:
He had the audacity to defend his actions too. A blustering arrogant cock, exactly the kind of person the waterways don't need.
I’m pretty sure there was a thread about this at the time.

Bloke was a known bellend.

croyde

25,589 posts

253 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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Scantily dressed women and Narrow boats. Now I have seen everything.

(Actually I have never seen that combination, what's the web address)

RobbyJ

1,791 posts

245 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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robemcdonald said:
I’m pretty sure there was a thread about this at the time.

Bloke was a known bellend.
The guy is a bell for sure however I have a far bigger problem with all the freeloading off grid hippies that now seem to inhabit the Thames in vast numbers permanently mooring unlicensed boats everywhere. The islands where I used to camp as a teenager and still go camping once a summer must have 50 hippy boats permanently moored round them.

Simpo Two

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288 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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croyde said:
Scantily dressed women and Narrow boats. Now I have seen everything.

(Actually I have never seen that combination, what's the web address)
My waterway seems to be a bikini-free zone, regrettably.

RobbyJ said:
The guy is a bell for sure however I have a far bigger problem with all the freeloading off grid hippies that now seem to inhabit the Thames in vast numbers permanently mooring unlicensed boats everywhere.
Same here. All I have to do is not have my reg number on show and the EA trespass into the marina and slap a warning notice on the boat; next step a juicy fine. Those wastrels never display even a river licence, yet oddly the EA seems powerless. Win to the hippies, complete with ste on the bank and lemonade bottles of piss on the catwalk.

croyde

25,589 posts

253 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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RobbyJ said:
The guy is a bell for sure however I have a far bigger problem with all the freeloading off grid hippies that now seem to inhabit the Thames in vast numbers permanently mooring unlicensed boats everywhere. The islands where I used to camp as a teenager and still go camping once a summer must have 50 hippy boats permanently moored round them.
Considering that if I wanted to live on a boat on a mooring on the Thames, it would be pretty costly. I'd expect people to check that I had the right paperwork and licences etc.

So why aren't these tramp boats moved on?

RobbyJ

1,791 posts

245 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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https://www.wired-gov.net/wg/news.nsf/articles/The...

It sounds complicated (surprise surprise) when it really shouldn't be.

I sold the guy in story, Nick McKie Smith an outboard a few years ago and he gave me his business card, wish I still had it..........

Dunk130TC

328 posts

213 months

Monday 7th June 2021
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“How not to moor a narrow boat”
Spied this one near Wallingford....


Edited by Dunk130TC on Monday 7th June 23:26

Simpo Two

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91,364 posts

288 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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RobbyJ said:
https://www.wired-gov.net/wg/news.nsf/articles/The...

It sounds complicated (surprise surprise) when it really shouldn't be.
'Leighton Lewis was found guilty of breaching the Environment Agency (Inland Waterways) Order 2010. He was fined £400, and ordered to pay costs of £85 and his outstanding boat registration fee of £186.39 for 1 January to 31 December 2019.'

But did he just add the CCJ to his collection and carry on I wonder?

Where does Nick Smith come into it?

RobbyJ

1,791 posts

245 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Simpo Two said:
'Leighton Lewis was found guilty of breaching the Environment Agency (Inland Waterways) Order 2010. He was fined £400, and ordered to pay costs of £85 and his outstanding boat registration fee of £186.39 for 1 January to 31 December 2019.'

But did he just add the CCJ to his collection and carry on I wonder?

Where does Nick Smith come into it?
Nick is the Head of Enforcement for inland waterways for the EA. When I sold him the outboard I chuckled that it was a strange contact to have as I spent most of my teens running rings round the EA patrol boats on the Thames.