duct tape can fix anything....
duct tape can fix anything....
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escort90

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3,618 posts

199 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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During a private "fly-in" fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, the chartered pilot and fishermen left a cooler and bait in the plane. Unfortunately for them a bear sniffed them out and attacked the plane.






after getting back and surveying the damage the pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him:

2 new tyres,
3 cases of duct tape,
A supply of sheet plastic.

he then patched it together and flew home!!



ApexJimi

27,570 posts

271 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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bow


Craigyp79

628 posts

211 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Bodgetastic!

saleen836

12,461 posts

237 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Well it has always been said that duct tape is 'the force' it has a light side and a dark side and holds the universe together!

B17NNS

18,506 posts

275 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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'rape tape' awesome stuff.

wiffmaster

2,620 posts

226 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Epic bodge! I'm all for bodging most things, but bodging a plane? That takes balls.

If it moves and it shouldn't - Duct Tape

If it should move and it doesn't - WD40

hooperpride

689 posts

206 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Superb, would take balls of steel to get back in it and trust it though

dugt

1,657 posts

235 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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I did notice that during the last series of coach trip (getmecoat) the driver had cuningly used white duct tape to patch up the back of the bus with no one noticing

Jasandjules

72,477 posts

257 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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hooperpride said:
Superb, would take balls of steel to get back in it and trust it though
Nah nothing important was damaged (as long as the rudder etc. still worked) so it will be fine. I've gone up in planes with a few holes in them, hell, I went up in a plane which didn't have a door.... And we had to push start it as well........It was the pilot who had the big cahones, he didn't have a parachute....

CoolC

4,489 posts

242 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Surely for it to be the ultimate bodge cable ties would be involved smile

Cotty

42,151 posts

312 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Mythbusters built a boat out of duct tape. If they can keep out water, air should be a breese hehe

Kays vRS

2,003 posts

204 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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That's excellent biggrin

Eggman

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239 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Jasandjules said:
And we had to push start it as well........
silly

The Riddler

6,565 posts

225 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Awesome, I think I'd get the plane repaired and airbrushed to look like it was all duct taped after that!

aclivity

4,072 posts

216 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Eggman said:
Jasandjules said:
And we had to push start it as well........
silly
How does one push start a plane? Surely it would be easier to anchor it to the ground and let the conveyor belt spin the wheels until the engine starts?

sillysilly

Dr.Doofenshmirtz

16,952 posts

228 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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I am disappointed with the lack of cable ties in this thread.
Cable ties + Duct tape = fix anything.

Jasandjules

72,477 posts

257 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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aclivity said:
Eggman said:
Jasandjules said:
And we had to push start it as well........
silly
How does one push start a plane? Surely it would be easier to anchor it to the ground and let the conveyor belt spin the wheels until the engine starts?

sillysilly
Well, we had to push her along and round again whilst the pilot cranked the engine (also had to get her out of the taxi area because another plane was wanting to get past). Then when she caught, on went the brakes and we all jumped in... And away we go..

The Tea Boy

4,129 posts

263 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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bowbowbowbow

Nickyboy

6,821 posts

262 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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Yep, it fixes just about anything


tribbles

4,164 posts

250 months

Wednesday 24th February 2010
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I fixed the front of my fibreglass car after an altercation with a sign post - and it even passed the MOT.

A plane I'd probably be a bit worried about it though!