Boat Name
Author
Discussion

jenkotvr

Original Poster:

688 posts

203 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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'Passing wind' ....what do you think fellow boaters?

Unsure how a distress call would be handled though:

"mayday Mayday Mayday, this is passing wind, we are sinking"

"sorry sir say again"

"this is passing wind, we need assitance"

all i hear is a bunch of folk laughing then rears off over the radio hehe




hidetheelephants

35,683 posts

222 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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Could be worse, imagine what it's like making a radio call on the Titan Uranus.

maser_spyder

6,356 posts

211 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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maser_spyder

6,356 posts

211 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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Why not leave them guessing by translating to Latin?

"Ventis Transiens"

davepoth

29,395 posts

228 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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Tsippy

15,078 posts

198 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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How about the 'Peter File'?

Ritchie335is

2,119 posts

231 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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How's about "The Pearl Necklace"

Simpo Two

92,641 posts

294 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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In reality 'clever' boatnames just look naff and Eastender-made-good, sorry!

maser_spyder

6,356 posts

211 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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Simpo Two said:
In reality 'clever' boatnames just look naff and Eastender-made-good, sorry!
What's your baby called then?

wink

Dan_1981

18,092 posts

228 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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I read a novel once with a boat called the Ozymandias, always struck me as a good boat name.

maser_spyder

6,356 posts

211 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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davepoth said:
This is PH, and nobody's spotted the missing apostrophe in this name yet. Dissapointed.

Simpo Two

92,641 posts

294 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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maser_spyder said:
What's your baby called then?

wink
It came as 'La Magdalena' which I thought was quite nice so I kept it smile




However another boat I looked at was called 'Willy' - defo time for a new name!

maser_spyder

6,356 posts

211 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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Simpo Two said:
maser_spyder said:
What's your baby called then?

wink
It came as 'La Magdalena' which I thought was quite nice so I kept it smile




However another boat I looked at was called 'Willy' - defo time for a new name!
Nice name, wise to keep it!

Mine was called 'Chipster'....

I relaunched, with champagne and all, calling her 'Scant Reward'.

She's a Sun Odyssey, hence Homer, Odysseus, journey home, long slog, things different, etc.

LukeSi

5,780 posts

190 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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You should rename it to Pistonheads. But sneakily put an HMS prefix before it. Then you would be sailing the HMS Pistonheads. Oh and put massive PH smileys on the boat biggrin

Kneetrembler

2,069 posts

231 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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My friends boat was called "Overdraft", which is exactly what it was yrs ago.

Simpo Two

92,641 posts

294 months

Thursday 24th February 2011
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maser_spyder said:
She's a Sun Odyssey, hence Homer, Odysseus, journey home, long slog, things different, etc.
A quick Google Images tells me that looks very nice. But I have no idea what all the sticky-out bits are for; it seems far too much hard work. And the sea is full of scary things - like waves, reefs and supertankers...

LukeSi said:
You should rename it to Pistonheads. But sneakily put an HMS prefix before it. Then you would be sailing the HMS Pistonheads. Oh and put massive PH smileys on the boat biggrin
Sadly they declined to sponsor it...

But 'heads' on a boat is the toilet. HMS PistonBog.

hidetheelephants

35,683 posts

222 months

Friday 25th February 2011
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Simpo Two said:
A quick Google Images tells me that looks very nice. But I have no idea what all the sticky-out bits are for; it seems far too much hard work. And the sea is full of scary things - like waves, reefs and supertankers...
Supertankers are slow and easy to avoid; it's the express container boats you want to watch for whizzing along at 25+ knots(46kph for lubbers).

tank slapper

7,949 posts

312 months

Friday 25th February 2011
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If you have something suitably ostentatious, you could call it "Crime Pays". I wonder often you'd get boarded by customs though.

maser_spyder

6,356 posts

211 months

Friday 25th February 2011
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Simpo Two said:
maser_spyder said:
She's a Sun Odyssey, hence Homer, Odysseus, journey home, long slog, things different, etc.
A quick Google Images tells me that looks very nice. But I have no idea what all the sticky-out bits are for; it seems far too much hard work. And the sea is full of scary things - like waves, reefs and supertankers...
hehe

Yeah, we still haven't worked out what all the bits of string do yet, we think some of them make the flappy canvas move or something.

We just turn the key on the noisy motor thing that makes it move, seems to do the trick.

wink

jenkotvr

Original Poster:

688 posts

203 months

Friday 25th February 2011
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Kneetrembler said:
My friends boat was called "Overdraft", which is exactly what it was yrs ago.
hehe