Home made cheese recipe...

[21TonyK]

Ingredients
1 Lotus Exige
2 Litres milk in sealed container
1 wife with no sense of smell

Method
Swap cars with wife for one month so she is driving the Exige to work every day. Assume she has placed milk in boot at some point during this period.

After one month take Exige out for a blast, notice strange smell when filling up with petrol.

Open boot to find burst milk container.

Go home.

Tell wife to get a takeaway if she wants dinner.

Edited by 21TonyK on Monday 6th June 20:14

[Simpo Two]

I'll see your cheese and raise you one.

My mother once bought a tub of whitebait on impulse, put it in the boot - and forgot about it for several weeks. OK the tub didn't burst but it'll make your cheese seem like pot pourri

[Boobonman]

Make her eat your cheese.

[Cotty]

21TonyK said:

Open boot to find burst milk container.

Nooooooooo I think that is worse that the MythBusters: Stinky Car MiniMyth.
http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-stinky...

[zakelwe]

My wife got a bag of manure from her mother (don't ask) and then left it in my car.

Who'd 'ave 'em?

Andy