Take it away...

[Gorvid]

If you had to run a takeaway for a year, which one would you do and why?

[GTIR]

Ant and Dec's.

[Kateg28]

I wouldn't. My other half does and he works 70 hours a week and he has very limited quality time.

A reasonably good wage but he still earns less out of the business than he pays in VAT to the government.

[Steamer]

Run-of-the-mill Fish'N'Chips I think.

Yes, you will stink of fat - but all the owners I see seem to be doing quite nicely.

You can run your old smoker on the waste produce too.

+ Access to pies and greasy counter girls!!

[GTIR]

Kateg28 said:

I wouldn't. My other half does and he works 70 hours a week and he has very limited quality time.

Really.

So, what time can I bring my sausage round?

[Jasandjules]

Chinese. All the crispy duck and hoi sin sauce I could eat. Which is a lot.

[Condi]

Dominos seems to make good money.

Fecking better do when you can buy a nice pizza, in a restaurant, in the centre of Rome, for £6 to a tenner depending on topping. They want £10-£16 and its an average pizza from a takeaway in Croydon!

[Kateg28]

GTIR said:

Kateg28 said:

I wouldn't. My other half does and he works 70 hours a week and he has very limited quality time.

Really.

So, what time can I bring my sausage round?

Are you Prince George from Blackadder?

[Burnham]

Mmmmm...greasy counter girls.

[Ilikebeaver]

50's diner type take out: hot dogs, pizza slice, burgers, club sandwhiches, chips, milkshakes,

I'd be on roller skates too!

At least, that's what's missing from my local area.

[DanielSan]

I'd run the Frankie and Bennie's near me, numerous hot waitresses ftw.

[mondeoman]

Britain needs Taco Bell

[anonymous-user]

Ilikebeaver said:

50's diner type take out: hot dogs, pizza slice, burgers, club sandwhiches, chips, milkshakes,

I'd be on roller skates too!

At least, that's what's missing from my local area.

If you get into London much go to Eds Diner exactly this minus the roller skates.

[Doofus]

The one that offered me the biggest salary

[Burnham]

Buffalo Wild Wings...surefire winner.

[Pesty]

A breastaraunt

[BigBen]

mondeoman said:

Britain needs Taco Bell

I could not agree more.

[ClassicMotorNut]

DanielSan said:

I'd run the Frankie and Bennie's near me, numerous hot waitresses ftw.

Frankie and Benny's do takeaways now?

I would run a fish 'n' chip shop, best kind of takeaway there is.

[Happy82]

Chip shop, easiest one for hiding profits from the thieving cretins in government

[Ilikebeaver]

anonymous said:

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Looks good! Il add it to the list